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[Stacia (the 2010 club)]

Weed killer is really expensive too. I need to find a good chemical free solution.

[Kevin]

Apparently the Mennonite community around here knew nothing about the power outages last night.

[[deleted user]]

Just because you eat your oatmeal with a fork doesn't mean you can't butter your toast.

[Phil]

Jim "In dreams we enter a world entirely our own" wrote: "Just because you eat your oatmeal lumpy Cream of Wheat with a fork doesn't mean you can't butter your toast."

Fixed it for you.

[Brittomart]

Nice callback, Phil.

The F Word marathon is on, and I get to stare at Gordon all day!!!!!!!!

[Sarah]

Sorry about the fracture, Gail. Ouch!

[Youndyc]

cannot bear work today

[[deleted user]]

Phil wrote: "Jim "In dreams we enter a world entirely our own" wrote: "Just because you eat your oatmeal lumpy Cream of Wheat with a fork doesn't mean you can't butter your toast."

Fixed it for you."

What would I do with out you :-)

[janine]

i made shorts; i'm hungry

[[deleted user]]

I made pants, I was really hungry!

[Brittomart]

I am so sick of fucking phones today. Just stop ringing!

[Phil]

I've never fucked a phone.

[Youndyc]

I was very tempted to stay home this morning

[Brittomart]

Okay, so I just found out about The Tribulation...what the fuck?

[Youndyc]

like, the Biblical Tribulation?

[Brittomart]

yes

[Youndyc]

Did you learn about The Tribulation at the same time you learned how birth control works? Because that would be a very interesting discussion.

[Brittomart]

Haha. No. I mean, I've grown up in southern baptist churches, so all you hear about is The Rapture, but they never talk about The Tribulation. Thanks, Wikipedia.

[Youndyc]

Well, of course the Southern Baptists believe that none of theirs will be left behind, so there's not much need to talk about all the rest, now is there. (I was raised southern baptist, too.)

[Kevin]

Y'all gon' make me lose my mind up in HERE, up in here ...

[Brittomart]

Y'all gon' make me go all out, up in here..

[Stacia (the 2010 club)]

Y'all gon' make me act a FOOL

[Brittomart]

Y'all gon' make me lose my cool

[janine]

i only did a few things i planned to do today, but i will cross off the last item on my list: go to bed early (it's 10pm)

[[deleted user]]

janine wrote: "i only did a few things i planned to do today, but i will cross off the last item on my list: go to bed early (it's 10pm)"

That is early!

[Brittomart]

This happens to me all of the time.

[Stacia (the 2010 club)]

I never knew there was a phrase for that. It happens to the best of us.

[Stacia (the 2010 club)]

Also, I get finger cramp scrolling through this group's home page topics. That is one long scroll.

[Kevin]

the spicy pepper oil i made is *&%$#!!@@$!! hot

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I was raised Southern Baptist too and no one ever mentioned the Rapture, that I can remember. There are different styles within Southern Baptist...

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Stacia wrote: "Also, I get finger cramp scrolling through this group's home page topics. That is one long scroll."

I know, ridick.

[Stacia (the 2010 club)]

!

[janine]

Jim "In dreams we enter a world entirely our own" wrote: "janine wrote: "i only did a few things i planned to do today, but i will cross off the last item on my list: go to bed early (it's 10pm)"

That is early!"

i should have known; couldn't sleep before 1. i did get a lot of reading done, even some useful reading.

[janine]

Britt wrote: "This happens to me all of the time."

me too!

[Youndyc]

I booked a ticket to go visit my family at the end of August.

[janine]

i'm having a particularly good ass day

[Kevin]

wait.....mulling that one over....

[Phil]

Janine has a particularly good ass.

[Phil]

I want to call Janine "J9." Wrong way to say it, but that's what I think of when I see the name.

[Félix]

Hope it doesn't start barking.

[janine]

it's behaving very well today

[Cynthia]

Once again, for like the 20th time, my mother gave me potholders for my birthday.

[Sarah]

Happy birthday?

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[Youndyc]

My mother sends me a $50 check for my birthday. I love that tradition.

[Kevin]

just came back from the chinese buffet. take it easy folks. you are not headed out on the oregon trail tomorrow. no need to stockpile in your gut

[Brittomart]

Sprint, WHAT THE FUCK IS A MONTH IN ADVANCE CHARGE? My bill is 90 dollars. Paid in full each month, and you're charging me three times that

[Brittomart]

without any FUCKING WARNING because of an ADDED FUCKING LINE?

[Cynthia]

The birthday potholder is cute. My mom gave me plain blue ones from Ikea.

[Carol]

My milkshake brings
Oh, who am I kidding.

[RandomAnthony]

Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "just came back from the chinese buffet. take it easy folks. you are not headed out on the oregon trail tomorrow. no need to stockpile in your gut"

I was just talking with someone about this yesterday...always a tough call...will I get my money's worth?

Youndyc wrote: "My mother sends me a $50 check for my birthday. I love that tradition."

That's sweet.