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[Kevin]

Candy is dandy but sex won't rot your teeth

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Ah, no wonder I'm suddenly getting all these muscle building ads. I changed my Goodreads gender to male.

[[deleted user]]

Don't stop posting photo's Kevin, I love your pictures.

[Cosmic Sher]

Actually, they've discovered that sex stimulates your immune system. Oh baby!

[janine]

i found two four-leaf clovers yesterday, and one with five leaves. i've never found one before.

[Kevin]

every day on the way to work i ride past an orange glove on the side of the road and every day for a second i think it is a hand

[Brittomart]

Dammit, I WILL tackle these two rooms

[Brittomart]

Today was a KICK ASS mail day. Two books, a shebang, and a postcard.

[janine]

i just listened to the backstreet boys.

[Kevin]

i would eat more bananas but i feel the packaging is excessive

[janine]

what's so crazy about bat shit?

[Phil]

Why isn't it called a suckjob?

[[deleted user]]

It's too late to turn back now.

[Kevin]

a buffet brings out the swine in me

[Stacia (the 2010 club)]

Phil wrote: "Why isn't it called a suckjob?"

I just had a visual of someone trying to give a blowjob based on description alone.

[Stacia (the 2010 club)]

I hate that schools make you spend a hundred bucks on supplies.

[janine]

my eye looks like crap. liquid bloody dog crap.

[Stacia (the 2010 club)]

Work is overrated, except for that whole paycheck thing.

[Brittomart]

I take one one one 'cause you left me,
and two two two for my family
and three three three for my heartache,
and four four four for my headaches
and five five five for my loneliness
six six six for my sorrow
seven seven seven n-n-n-no tomorrow
and eight eight eight....I forget what eight was for
but nine nine nine for a lost god
ten ten ten ten for everything! everything! everything! everything!

[Brittomart]

Should I be Marilyn Monroe or a drag queen for halloween? Hmmmm

[Kevin]

dude, my soul patch is really white

[ms.petra]

Britt wrote: "Should I be Marilyn Monroe or a drag queen for halloween? Hmmmm"

kind of the same costume ...

[[deleted user]]

Trying not to fall asleep at my desk.

[RandomAnthony]

Stacia wrote: "I hate that schools make you spend a hundred bucks on supplies."

Yes, we already got all ours for our kids, I think. I hate even more when the supplies come home more or less unused at the end of the year. Do they really need, like, seventeen notebooks?

[[deleted user]]

Barb wrote: "*hands Jim coffee*"

Thanks Barb.

[[deleted user]]

Barb wrote: "... trying to talk myself into tidying up the house before the mother-in-law gets here this afternoon."

My wife did the same thing last night for my mom who probably won't be at our house more than ten minutes before I take her to the airport.

[Phil]

Aspartame will likely kill me in the end.

[Kevin]

this straw for my diet mountain dew is the size of a garden hose. i feel like i am siphoning gas

[RandomAnthony]

What exactly is Mountain Dew?

[Brittomart]

ms.petra wrote:

kind of the same costume ..."

Nuh uh. 'cause if I'm a Drag Queen I'm gonna be RuPaul, and I'm gonna wear a blonde wig and a black dress instead of a white one haha

[Brittomart]

Don't make fun of daddy's voice...because he can't help it.

[Cosmic Sher]

I feel like eating a whole box of pastries today (chocolate croissants & almond puff pastries, shortbread cookies with raspberry filling & drizzled in dark choc ganache)... a girl can dream, right? (Darn French Bistro that just opened is driving me insane! Don't they know I'm not eating that crap anymore? pout)

[Stacia (the 2010 club)]

I had a campfire blast from Sonic last night. It was quite yummy.

[Sarah]

What is a campfire blast?

My definition would be when the campfire won't get started and somebody has the bright idea to use lighter fluid.
But I don't think Sonic is selling that.

[Cosmic Sher]

LOL I'm picturing all the little roller-skater car hops with burnt off eyebrows delivering flaming buckets to all the cars.... Hehehehe

[Stacia (the 2010 club)]

Chuckling over here. It's graham ice cream with chocolate covered marshmallow thingies.

[Brittomart]

I was at Sonic today, Stacia. Gotta love Happy Hour!

[Sarah]

We don't have Sonic here, so we make our smores the old fashioned way. Also our campfire blasts.

[Stacia (the 2010 club)]

Real s'mores > Fake s'more ice cream thing

[Brittomart]

Hardee's just @replied to me on twitter...I don't know how I feel about that.

[Stacia (the 2010 club)]

Hardees is a hamburger place right? Stalked by burgers. There could be worse ways to go.

[Stacia (the 2010 club)]

It's like that hungry character on the Weight Watchers commercial. A creature that comes by and brings you a pizza? How is that bad?

I suck at one liners.

[Kevin]

got rained out in the second inning by this slammin' storm. i hate to get sweaty for nothing

[Phoenix]

I missed all of you TCer's while I was gone!

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Breast milk sugars give infants a protective coat, says NYT. And another dairy story: artisanal ice cream is expensive. Note to NYT: So is regular ice cream. Have they been shopping lately??

[RandomAnthony]

Welcome back, Alecia!

What is a campfire blast?

To me that sounds like a particularly excellent phrase for an undetermined type of fart.

[RandomAnthony]

Hardee's is awful, by the way.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Burger King has the best cheap hamburger.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I want to know why Drano costs $7.49. With tax, my Drano from Walgreens was almost $9.00.

[[deleted user]]

I have a stress fracture in my distal fibula now I can't run in the City-2-Surf this Sunday. :(