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message 1201: by Janice (new)

Janice (jamasc) Overheard in my living room: "Love.... how entertaining." my 9 year old granddaughter.


message 1202: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) janine wrote: "i think i have 3 forks. or 2. one may have disappeared."

Was that a fork I saw in the road outside your house?


message 1203: by janine (new)

janine | 7709 comments no, it just looks like one.


message 1204: by janine (new)

janine | 7709 comments you were outside my house???


message 1205: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Well, I wasn't inside it.


message 1206: by Brittomart (new)

Brittomart Why is Larry going to everyone's house but mine?


message 1207: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Southern Fried Britt wrote: "Why is Larry going to everyone's house but mine?"

What makes you think I wasn't there, too?


message 1208: by Phil (new)

Phil | 11841 comments Larry, was that you who brought in the trash can? Thanks, bud!


message 1209: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Anytime, Phil. You deserve a break.


message 1210: by Sarah (new)

Sarah | 13814 comments I keep overhearing really detailed pregnant lady talk. It is enough to make me never ever ever want to be one.


message 1211: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
I have some of that I'm withholding lately.

Not that I'm pregnant.

Oh, shit.


message 1212: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24788 comments Mod
What happened to Gawker? It looks like a 5 year old redesigned it.


message 1213: by Sarah (new)

Sarah | 13814 comments Lobstergirl wrote: "What happened to Gawker? It looks like a 5 year old redesigned it."

It's the same redesign that is afflicting io9 and probably jezebel too. It's really irritating.


message 1214: by Brittomart (new)

Brittomart My professor brought his really fat, totally adorable dachshund to class today. He's my favourite professor. Not because of the dog thing, but because he lectures in his black socks, paces back and forth the entire time, yells, and throws markers and erasers. People clapped after he finished his lecture on Monday.


message 1215: by Sarah (new)

Sarah | 13814 comments The only professor I had who threw things threw them at me. He didn't like that I doodled while he talked, so he'd turn around and wing his chalk at me. He was the only prof in my department that I didn't take multiple classes with. One was enough.


message 1216: by Brittomart (new)

Brittomart How could he tell that you were doodling?


message 1217: by Jonathan (new)

Jonathan Lopez | 4726 comments Sarah Pi wrote: "He didn't like that I doodled while he talked, so he'd turn around and wing his chalk at me..."

Seems a bit harsh.


message 1218: by Sarah (last edited Feb 09, 2011 11:29AM) (new)

Sarah | 13814 comments iBritt wrote: "How could he tell that you were doodling?"

Our classes were very small. ALl he had to do was walk past me to see that my notes were half words and half horses.


message 1219: by janine (new)

janine | 7709 comments my arm itches.


message 1220: by janine (new)

janine | 7709 comments Sarah Pi wrote: "iBritt wrote: "How could he tell that you were doodling?"

Our classes were very small. ALl he had to do was walk past me to see that my notes were half words and half horses."


he clearly didn't know doodling helps you concentrate.


message 1221: by Phil (new)

Phil | 11841 comments iBritt spells favorite like a Brit.


message 1222: by [deleted user] (new)

Probably a smaller class. I had a teacher in semenary to threatened to stab me in the neck with a fingernail file if I didn't put it away. Not very Christian of him, if you ask me... I can't help it if I concentrate better when doing something with my hands.


message 1223: by [deleted user] (new)

I'm nearly always barefoot, even in winter. I wear slip on shoes so that I can quickly put them back on if clients come in. The rest of the time I shuffle around work without shoes even. I hate shoes.


message 1224: by [deleted user] (new)

Some days I visit TC and feel like an alien. Today I'm an alien.


message 1226: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
I have really chapped lips.


message 1227: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments pork chops are the other white meat. kangaroo is the first


message 1228: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Pork chaps.


message 1229: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24788 comments Mod
Chippewas.


message 1230: by Brittomart (new)

Brittomart Assless chaps


message 1231: by [deleted user] (new)

I prefer a good arse on my chap.


message 1232: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24788 comments Mod
I learned today that in Cockney, "arsehole" rhymes with "castle," neither of which is pronounced the way one might think.


message 1233: by Jonathan (last edited Feb 09, 2011 07:13PM) (new)

Jonathan Lopez | 4726 comments Gail wrote: I prefer a good arse on my chap.

Which raises the eternal question, better to be a chapless lass or settle for arseless chap?


message 1234: by [deleted user] (new)

Hahaha. I like that Jonathan.


message 1235: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) So what does this make a chapstick?


message 1236: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24788 comments Mod
Better to be a lass with the clap than a chap with no class?


message 1237: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Clap on ... clap off.


message 1238: by Phil (new)

Phil | 11841 comments Larry has the clap?


message 1239: by Brittomart (new)

Brittomart and he can turn it on and off.


message 1240: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) The Clapper.


message 1241: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24788 comments Mod



message 1242: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24788 comments Mod



message 1243: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24788 comments Mod



message 1244: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24788 comments Mod



message 1245: by [deleted user] (new)

The woman at the front, in msg 1376 looks like she is going to wet herself.


message 1246: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Hold the applause, please.


message 1247: by Stacia (the 2010 club) (last edited Feb 09, 2011 09:50PM) (new)

Stacia (the 2010 club) (stacia_r) No.




Lyzzibug ~Still Breathing~ (lyzzibug) | 708 comments HAHAHA


message 1249: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Thank you. Thank you very much.


message 1250: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments grammy's fashion report: nicki minaj looks like a hooker from bedrock


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