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[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I wish Google image safesearch would filter out pages with malware. Is that so much to ask?

[Sarah]

I'm very pleased that I didn't have nightmares last night, after a double whammy of a creepy comic book with glowy red eyed baddies and a creepy Doctor Who episode with a glowy red eyed baddy.

[Félix]

Antelope Freeway, 1/2 mile.

[Sarah]

Larry, why do we park in a driveway, drive on a parkway, and antelope on a freeway?

[Félix]

Antelope Freeway, 1/4 mile.

[Sarah]

Larry's record is stuck.

[Félix]

Antelope Freeway, 1/8 mile.

[Sarah]

Larry's record is not stuck. It's just slowing down. He made it a quarter mile in two minutes, then 1/8 mile in 25 minutes.

[Lyzzibug ~Still Breathing~]

Cheater, cheater tortilla eater

[Félix]

Antelope Freeway, 1/16 mile.

[Jonathan]

Slowest antelope in the history of creation.

[Félix]

Antelope Freeway, 1/32 mile.

[Jim]

Jonathan wrote: "Slowest antelope in the history of creation."

Maybe it stopped to eat Jonathan.

[Félix]

Antelope Freeway, 1/64 mile.

[Jonathan]

Jim wrote: "Maybe it stopped to eat Jonathan."

But I don't want to be eaten by an antelope.

[Félix]

Antelope Freeway, 1/128 mile.

[Sarah]

At least it's graphable.

[Félix]

Antelope Freeway, 1/256 mile.

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

Why do I suspect we are never going to reach the Antelope Freeway?

[Sarah]

It just took him eight minutes to go 20 feet. Is he a snail? A turtle? A sock monkey riding a turtle?

[Jonathan]

Fractions...

[Félix]

Antelope Freeway, 1/512 mile.

[Sarah]

I just realized I've only been graphing his distances as they halve themselves, but not the time. The time is all over the place.

[Félix]

Now I've gone and made an asymtote of myself.

*asymptote (Thanks, Jim)

[Jim]

That happens when you drop the *p*.

[Jonathan]

[Brittomart]

Vii....coo....diinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

I love my doctor. I'm....floating.

[Stacia (the 2010 club)]

Doctor love. Can't say that I've ever been there.

[Hanna]

I watched Hugh Laurie on the Ellen show...he had trouble with the word 'ba-donka-donk' meaning an exceptionally large female's behind. He's British.

[Félix]

The mind is as restless as a monkey. ~ The Buddha

[Félix]

This is always connected to that.

[Félix]

[Félix]

[Félix]

Buddha? Is that you, Buddha?

[Félix]

Immaturity is under-rated.

[Jim]

Larry wrote: "Immaturity is under-rated."

Well said.

[Sally, la reina]

What's the deal with the cheerleaders?

[Félix]

I din't think we had to explain anything in this thread.

[Phil]

The cheerleaders came right after a button that says, "Buying things will make you happy."

Cheerleaders for sale! Cheerleaders for sale! Get 'em while they're hot!

[RandomAnthony]

I'm going to dedicate my Wednesday to catching up on GR. Right now, however, I'm waiting for my son's indoor soccer game to get canceled, but I'm afeared that won't happen.

(I like the word "afeared", even if it's not real.)

Also, I just realized this isn't the "right now I'm" thread.

[Sally, la reina]

You Wisconians are barbarians! You make kids play soccer when it's been snowing hard for days?!?!?

[RandomAnthony]

It's indoor soccer! Which is loud but kind of exciting, actually, but very late at night. His game starts at 8PM.

[Félix]

Indoor makes sense.

[janine]

kids here have football practice outdoors, even when there's snow. i think they're crazy.

[Jim]

Sally wrote: "You Wisconians are barbarians! You make kids play soccer when it's been snowing hard for days?!?!?"

That should state, You Wisconsinites are barbarians!

We accrue points for acts like this that we can turn in at the National Association for Ethical Barbarians annual meeting the takes place here in Wisconsin. This year there is an especially nice reward to work towards. A set of matching cherry wood clubs to help with our pillaging.

[Jonathan]

I thought the Vikings were from Minnesota.

[Jim]

That's why we barbarians built the Mississippi to keep them there! :-)

[Jonathan]

It all makes sense now.

[Lyzzibug ~Still Breathing~]

[Kevin]

my stomach hurts but i think i can still eat lunch