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[Brittomart]

My parents' music is too loud.

[Félix]

That's backwards, you know.

[Phil]

"My parents' music is too loud, too."

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[Brittomart]

Ugh! My computer has a virus that can't be quarantined, and I don't go back to school until the 8th, so they can't fix it until then.

Are there any tech masters on TC who can help me?

[Félix]

It's those porn sites, Britt. How bad is it?

Try downloading Microsoft Security Essentails, and run a scan with that first.

[Brittomart]

The virus has corrupted a system file, so my antivirus can't get rid of it. When I go back to school, they can wipe my entire computer clean, and I'll literally start from scratch, but ugh. I feel so panicky right now.

[Jim]

Fudgesicles

[Kevin]

try turning the screen upside down and shaking it

[Michele]

Britt, my computer caught a virus a couple of weeks ago. Our computer "doc" told us there is a russian virus going around. actually, our computer is going back to the doctor's tomorrow for further treatment. somehow our microsoft security got disabled. Hope your computer gets better soon.

[Félix]

I had a dream that I met Gomer Pyle/Jim Nabors.

[Lori]

Why do so many people buy Snugglies?

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

Lori wrote: "Why do so many people buy Snugglies?"

Because they don't have someone to make them a homemade afghan, I'm guessing, Lori.

[Jonathan]

Jackie "the Librarian" wrote: "a homemade afghan..."

I thought only Afghans could make an Afghan.

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

See, if you've got one of those on the couch with you, you don't need a Snuggie. :)

[Lori]

Ha!

[Jonathan]

I just googled snugglies and came up with a few different products. Are you talking about something that looks like a cross between a blanket and a pair of PJs Lori? Or is that a snuggie?

[Jammies]

Jonathan, it's a Snuggie, a Slanket, a Wrappie or any one of a variety of names, but yes, it looks like a robe worn backwards or a cross between a blanket and a pair of PJs.

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

It's the amazing blanket with ARMS!!! :)

[Jonathan]

Might have been nice when I lived in Boston (cold, old, uninsulated house), but my apartment now is so overheated that I mostly wear shorts and a t-shirt indoors during the winter. Turning off the radiators doesn't help: the entire building is too hot.

[Brittomart]

I've got a nautical-themed, Pashmina afghan...

[Lori]

Ah sorry, yes I added an l that doesn't belong. Snuggie. But good grief, would you really want to wrap yourself in thin cheap polyester?

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

Lori wrote: "Ah sorry, yes I added an l that doesn't belong. Snuggie. But good grief, would you really want to wrap yourself in thin cheap polyester?"

I would think you'd get all staticky.

I'm jealous of Jonathan's warm apartment, I don't get many opportunities to wear shorts.

[Jonathan]

When it's genuinely cold outside like it is now, the inside temperature is actually fine. The problem is when it's around 50 degrees outside and 80 inside. It's completely insane. I've asked to super about it, and he says it has something to do with the antiquated design of the steam system (the building is over 100 years old). Anyway, no Snuggies for me.

[Jammies]

Britt, that sounds lovely!

I am not jealous of Jonathan's apartment--I had an overheated one-bedroom tenement for my first apartment, and I was miserable a lot of the time because I hate heat.

[Brittomart]

Haha, Jammies, it's a line from a song. "I'm on a Boat" by The Lonely Island feat. T-Pain.

[Jammies]

Oh, durr. :grin:

[Brittomart]

And I'll be your girl if you say it's a gift
And you give me some more of your drug
I'll be your pet if you just tell me it's a gift
But I'm tired of whys choking on whys
just need a little because because

[Lyzzibug ~Still Breathing~]

Only bird I know is Toucan Sam and he is delicious!

[Phil]

Magically delicious, like leprechauns?

[Heidi]

I didn't do it! Pinky swear. Sally's the clever name changer. However, we have a slew of cleverness who are all capable of such wit.

In other news, I like regular tea. :)

[Heidi]

Your new title has Jim written all over it.

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

I'm so tired of zinc cough drops, but they do seem to be helping.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I am never taking a nasal decongestant again.

[Félix]

Saline. Give me saline.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Is that for nostrils?

[Félix]

Or ... whatever. That's what I use it for.

[Jim]

Heidi wrote: "Your new title has Jim written all over it."

Bingo!

[Sally, la reina]

I really like Barb's new title and guffawed at it as well but I did not do it. I suspect Jim, who is my new #1 favorite because he guessed my answer in, like, 2 seconds in Britt's game.

Also, I came here to post that it makes me warm and fuzzy inside when LG posts random old quotes from ME in the favorite quotes thread.

That is all.

[Félix]

Here's to warm and fuzzy.

[Jim]

Larry wrote: "Here's to warm and fuzzy."

It sure beats cold and rough.

[Jim]

Barb wrote: "*clink*"

Is it too late to *clink* back?

[Brittomart]

Ugh, this pill is taking forever to dissolve.

Am I a bad person because when my doctor prescribed me Vicodin for my headaches, I had to try really really hard to suppress my smile?

[Brittomart]

She said that she suffers from chronic headaches too, and she wanted me to go do a sleep study tonight because she thinks I might have sleep apnea....but I don't have sleep apnea AND I have to get my stuff ready to go back to school, so...I will have to do the sleep study later.

I feel like such an old person. She gave me a pill to lower my blood pressure (just one, not a regular treatment), a muscle relaxer, a singular for my alergies, and I had to shoot some Nasonex up my nose. And THEN when I wake up from all of this stuff because it's gonna knock me out, I have to pick up my prescriptions. I really can't wait for that vicodin.

[Sarah]

Vicodin is not my friend.

[Stacia (the 2010 club)]

Vicodin has never worked on me. Now Valium...that little pill is most definitely my friend. I go to a happy sleepy place with Valium.

[Phil]

Why did the color purple get its own movie?

[Sally, la reina]

France did Red and Blue.

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

And White, too.
And there's an infamous movie called I Am Curious: Yellow, too.

[Félix]

And that wonderful film, Deep Blue.

[Sally, la reina]

So it committed a crime?