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[Félix]

"Sock weasel" is evocative of something strange and wonderful.

[Brittomart]

UGH, Suitemate, I love you and all, but I've been writing for four hours. I've been away from this room for 9 hours, I got back at fucking 10 past midnight! Do you wait until I get here to take a shower? EVERY TIME I get back to my room late and I strip, robe, get my things, YOU STEP INTO THE FUCKING SHOWER. WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT? It's JUST FOUR OF US, WE SHOULDN'T HAVE THIS FUCKING PROBLEM. One girl showers in the middle of the day, but she's never here anyway. AC showers at like, 9PM, your roommate showers whenever the hell she gets back to the room, I SHOWER AT MIDNIGHT WHEN I AM RETURNING TO MY ROOM WHAT THE FUCK YOU HAVE HAD FOREVER.

Wooooo that felt good.

[Brittomart]

My best friend's new girlfriend is hogging his facebook. I was gonna post a wall comment, but she's like, liking all of his statuses, they're calling each other "babe," I feel dirty for posting there.

[Jim]

Ashes, ashes we all fall down.

[janine]

kevin, what did you have in mind for this thread?

[Sally, la reina]

If I was in Mexico, on the beach in Mazatlan, I'd order fish tacos and a Pacifico right about now even though it is not even ten.

[Brittomart]

I just got my philosophy paper back, and I made an A. I have another philosophy paper due on Tuesday, and I'm really wishing I had read the past three authors now.

This weekend is gonna suuuuccckkkkkkk.

[Félix]

Yay for the A!

[Sarah]

Congrats on the A.

[Brittomart]

Hahaha, if that's a hint, I'll take it.

*zips lips*

and thanks everyone. I guess working my butt off, spending *gasps* entire or even half-weeks on papers is paying off instead of pulling an all-nighter hours before it's due.

[Sally, la reina]

No hint! no hint! I love it! Keep it up.

[Brittomart]

So now in my paper, I've come to the part where I'm gonna talk about the subtle eroticism of a passage in this short story, and I really hope that my teacher buys that heliotrope is the color of a very very really extremely erect penis.

'cause I've seen a penis that color (not in person, but you know..I've seen it), but I just hope it makes sense.

[Sarah]

::googles heliotrope::

Yikes.

[Brittomart]

Not the flower, but like the greyish purple.

Somebody has got to know what i'm talking about.

[Sally, la reina]

Are you using that in the context of Joyce, or the experience of watching a movie?

[Brittomart]

the context of Joyce because the guy wants to have sex with his wife, and then he starts thinking about all of these things, and they're not coincidental. That word just isn't a fancy word for purple.

[Sally, la reina]

Oh, so super erect, but unspent. Like blue balls for the nineteenth century?

[Sally, la reina]

Sharpies are the best pens when writing on the palms.

[Jonathan]

It's not nice to deface trees, Sally.

[Michele]

I've seen heliotrope colored penis before. Hope the word works for you. good luck on the paper,Britt.

[Brittomart]

I just realized that I've never put "penis" in a paper before. Well, here goes nothing.

[Sally, la reina]

Maybe you should write "schlong" instead?

[Brittomart]

oooh, and I didn't have to, because I looked up the medical term for the cockhead, and it's "glans." I think I'm gonna have to include a footnote though.

[Sally, la reina]

I read that book about a year ago, after a professor repeatedly quoting and citing it as the epitome of titular. I just thought it was flaccid, myself.

[Stacia (the 2010 club)]

Britt-Britt wrote: "I just realized that I've never put "penis" in a paper before. Well, here goes nothing."

Paper condoms have been known to have less than a 1% success rate.

[Sally, la reina]

Just put some salve on your glans. It'll heal.

[Félix]

Saliva?

[Kevin]

sometimes it is cool to hear disconnected thoughts that have no bearing on anything

[Brittomart]

I think Kevin is hinting at something.

Oh wait, he's not because these thoughts are disconnected, right?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I see I've made a mistake by glans-ing at this thread again. Just apropos beyond nothing.

[Phil]

This thread hasn't been "apropos ON nothing" yet.

[Sally, la reina]

Well that wouldn't make any sense, now would it?

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

Barb wrote: "Ug. My stack keeps overflowing again ... this must be how Ken feels."

Yes, what's with the stack overflow thing? Very annoying!

[Sally, la reina]

Well, he is very heliotrope today.

[Jammies]

Barb wrote: "Ug. My stack keeps overflowing again ... this must be how Ken feels."

Barb, I have to admit that when my stack started overflowing again I thought of you!

[Phil]

Wow! Nice stacks!

[Brittomart]

my nipples are cock-eyed

[Jim]

Sally wrote: "Well that wouldn't make any sense, now would it?"

That has never stopped us before!

[[deleted user]]

Britt-Britt wrote: "my nipples are cock-eyed"

Please move to TMI thread.

[Brittomart]

Clark doesn't like it when I talk about my body parts.

[Jim]

I love Darius Rucker's voice - that is all.

[Jim]

The singer for Hootie & the Blowfish.

[Brittomart]

Update on the prof: He didn't send us an email about missing class on Monday, and today the class was worried, so a couple of people went to the dept. office, and asked. He broke his leg.

But the guy's like, 78

[Sally, la reina]

I thought the singer for Hootie and the Blowfish was named Hootie.

[Brittomart]

We don't know how anything happened 'cause when my classmates went to the dept. office, one person said we weren't allowed to know what happened, and the other said that he broke his leg.

[Sally, la reina]

It must have something to do with a penis and a birdhouse.

[Sally, la reina]

"I think I'm a drug mule" Is what I originally saw there.

[Félix]

Dragging mules is cruel, unusual, and most certainly illegal.

[Brittomart]

Mules in Drag? You betta werk, honey

[Félix]

You betta werk.