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Apropos to Nothing >> the land of Susynthia
Stacia (Not Really Here) wrote: "Barb wrote: "Smart. Did she still want it after the year was over?..."She did, and she's been satisfied with it for almost 5 years now."
That's wise. My girl has been speaking of this particular design for two years. My older girl once considered a Sylvia Plath quote for her backside. Wisely, she realized it would be tough to explain it to her kids. Well, see, she was this writer. And one day she stuck her head in an oven.
When my daughter graduated from high school I bought her a laptop computer to take to college. I also used some money I'd put aside for the purpose and got her a car to get around campus (her mom and I were moving out of state).Her bio-dad bought her her first tattoo.
If I didn't know what a fuckwit he was before that, that episode truly drove the point home.
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I actually checked out 2 different large print books recently. The wait times on the regular print were astronomical (one would have had me at number 80 something in the queue), but the large print was available immediately.If someone wanted to read the large print that bad, they could suck it up and be number 2 in the queue. It's better than being 80.
I SUCK at this one line thing.
Lobstergirl wrote: "Is a large print book like a handicapped bathroom stall, or a handicapped parking space? You really ought not check it out if you don't need it?"as long as they're not asking for a doctor's note.
i remember reading a book called An axe, an apple and a buckskin jacket
I don't need the large print, but sometimes it sure is nice.
It's easy to let your fingers type garbage when you've been up all night. Insomnia is not fun.
mixed feelings on the tattoos for 18yr olds. Tattoos are not equivalent to piercings. You can remove the jewelry when you are over the thing, but a tattoo... I hate seeing young people with barbed wire around their necks and wrists, etc. I am not anti-tattoo, just make it tasteful and discreet. I really don't want my daughter looking like an ex-con.
sorry couldn't do that in one line...
The bakery next door is making cinnamon rolls today.
ms.petra wrote: "mixed feelings on the tattoos for 18yr olds. Tattoos are not equivalent to piercings. You can remove the jewelry when you are over the thing, but a tattoo... I hate seeing young people with barbed ..."Now my 18-year-old DOES look like she's spent time in the big house.
There's a weeklong bake sale going on at my office. Hey, where did all my cash go?
Oh my God. When I worked at the Ames Public Library they had so many librarians who baked things like scones with cranberries that I gained 20 pounds.
it is so hot and sticky out it seems like i am wearing pasta underwear
I wanna be yo' lover. I wanna be the only one that makes you come...runnin'! I wanna be yo' lover. Turn you on, turn you out, all night long make you shout...oh, lover!Why has that been stuck in my head all day?
yay to new headphones and no cavities!
I need a bucket of coffee, but I have to boil the water first. Yuck.
Okay now you all have prompted me to go downstairs to the cafeteria to get another Starbux. Thanks a bunch, y'all.
We're always looking out for your best interests, Larry. Enjoy your corporate coffee. I'd like mine iced, please.
Somewhere there's music, how faint the tune. Somewhere there's heaven, how high the moon...
Lovely, Britt. Thank you.Iced. Got it.
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amen.
I hate the "search function." it is shit.
janine wrote: "my dentist thought i was married ??"Is that so improbable?
It makes my toes tingle when I think about wearing these:Five Fingers Shoes
Off to farmers' market. Or is it farmer's market? No, there's more than one farmer.
The stars are bright tonight.
Larry wrote: "janine wrote: "my dentist thought i was married ??"Is that so improbable?"
i guess not, it's just that nobody has ever made that mistake before.
Sofia Vergara is the hottest chick on the planet. she also seems very cool and funny. i am smitten.
Did you see the new Esquire or something, Kevin? She's got a son near twenty, too.
Ugh, I don't wanna go to church. at least it's the last service until like, next year 'cause I'm going to school on Thursday
Woot! We can drink the tap water again!
Double eeeeeewwwwwww with heebie jeebies on top! That was way back when, when cigarettes were GOOD for your lungs too.
My Grandmother always recommended a good dose of castor oil to cure all illnesses. It always stopped us kids from complaining. :)
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Ok, that is officially disgusting. Lysol? Why not straight bleach?
Castor Oil is a remarkable home remedy for many ailments. The trick is, however, NOT to ingest it! You can soak it in a cotton/linen cloth and then use it as a poultice for lungs or intestinal or even kidney issues, along with a mild heating pad, and it works great. Ingest it and you'll just have a day spent in the nearest toilet.
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She did, and she's been satisfied with it for almost 5 years now.