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message 1: by The Crimson Fucker (last edited Jun 10, 2008 10:34PM) (new)

The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments So… yesterday I’m about to check if my movie is done downloading… and what do I find my internet is down… and the movie didn’t finish downloading (the horror!!!) and It was too hot to read, so I decided to watch TV… and I find out a lot of “important” crap in the process!!!:

Apparently we won some kind of war in the desert or something. (CNN is so confusing)

Hilary Clinton didn’t dump old Bill after his oral busyness, and now she lost some kind of presidential contest or something… (Like seriously CNN is confusing as hell)

That the movie Attack of the Killer Tomatoes was a prophesy (and a really bad movie)

MTV no longer has music on his programming…. (WTF???? Is Music Television right?)

Tom Cruise hasn’t come out of the closet yet (correct me if I’m wrong in this one)

I hate TV…



message 2: by Lori (new)

Lori Yeah! I want to see news like that!

I used to work for MTV Networks, started before inception. It was of course only music. So I left in '91. When did MTV trash all their music? I mean I know they did, but I'm so out of touch...


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments lol, sure Montambo =P i forgot one more tho...:

Something in my kitchen may cause me a horrible, HORRIBLE death!!!! But I don’t know what it is cuz I didn’t stay tuned till 11… =( I’m so scared…


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Ok but I have: tomato paste, tomato sauce, tomato juice, spaghetti sauce, dry tomatoes, and some apples that look like tomatoes…. Should I get rid of them all?

I don’t want a horrible death!!!! I want a pretty one!! Like chocolate over dose or something like that



message 5: by Tesse (new)

Tesse (hooksinmyhead) If you don't eat at fast food joints you should be in the clear.

Taco Bell, McDonalds and a few others have pulled tomatos from their kitchens.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments I know Tesse, i've been explain it to costumers for the last 2 days, and also fighting with the ones who want free stuff instead of the tomatoes


Jackie "the Librarian" Don't eat Roma or plum tomatos. They might have salmonella. Even if you wash them. Just throw any you have out.

The ones on the vine, and cherry tomatos are okay, though.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Lol I was just acting stupid… I know food safety… trust me on that one =P


message 9: by Tesse (new)

Tesse (hooksinmyhead) Oh, fuck!

I forgot.

Sorry, that must suck.

Isn't having to deal with customers a bitch? I was never very good at it.

Offer them extra lettuce.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments I got a better one...

Takonator: sure but we don’t have tomatoes for it that ok with you?

Costumer: no, can you give me something else for free instead???

Takonator: no, I’m sorry; if you want something extra I’d have to charge you.

Costumer: and pay more money??? You crazy? No I’m ok with it.

Takonator: I thought so... (Inside the Takonator's head: BITCH)




The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Montambo, are you one of my NO MEAT, NO MEAT I SAID NO MEAT costumers???


I’m a vegetarian too, but after you said no meet like 4 or 5 times I well I get piss off =P
You don’t like the fiesta tomatoes??? Obviously you haven try mine… if you ever stop by my store I’ll hook you up with my personal selection of vegetarian food =P



message 12: by Tesse (new)

Tesse (hooksinmyhead) I went with a co-worker to Taco del Mar today and heard a similar exchange between a weary looking counter staff and a customer who was taking the no tomato thing way too personally.

They even told her that the normal "deluxe" items like sour cream and guac were free and she still wouldn't lay off.


They were pretty relieved when I just got an iced tea.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments In taco bell:

Is no longer on the menu but I’ll hook it up for you or you can sweet talk and employee around your area: cheese gordita crunch with potatoes instead of the meat (that’s what’s up!!!)

Grill stuff burrito (no meat) and add some lettuce to it... and red strips and easy on the jalapeño sauce... and easy on the beans too.

Triple layer Mexican pizza with fiesta tomatoes (no beef)

Nacho chips burrito (personal invention) with 3 cheeses on top and melted in the steamer... (Better when you eat it right away)


And some more good stuff



message 14: by Tesse (new)

Tesse (hooksinmyhead) What is a fiesta tomato?




The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments chopped cilantro ( i choped that shit like the is no tomorrow)
white onnions
tomatoes
and japapeno sauce...

when is made the right way is so good that it hurts


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Montambo, You damn right I am =P


message 17: by Tesse (last edited Jun 10, 2008 11:24PM) (new)

Tesse (hooksinmyhead) Nice.

I'm always a little shy to ask for anything off menu or with a lot of substitutions because I don't want to be one of THOSE people.

I just figure working in fast food is tough enough without someone asking for special food.

Your suggestion with the potatos sounds great though.


Jackie "the Librarian" There's no harm in asking, especially if you smile really sweetly when you do it.


message 19: by Tesse (new)

Tesse (hooksinmyhead) I'm always polite as a customer, usually wait staff and counter staff can tell I've had similar jobs.

It's weird, as an employee I never minded doing special orders for customers but as a customer I feel hesitant.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Jackie, you absolutely right… we do whatever the costumer asks for… but when we get the cool ones (the ones that don’t treat us like crap) we hook em’ up really good, I have some regulars that I hate and some that I love. If it is a “bad” costumer we’ll follow procedure… if it is a cool one, well, we bend the rules a little bit =P

Tambonator =P LOL


Jackie "the Librarian" I worked as a Dennys' waitress one horrible summer, on the graveyard shift. It made me very aware of the need for courtesy, and I appreciated the customers who asked for things nicely instead of demanding them.

The weekends were the worst, after 2 am, when the bars had just closed. Once, the groups at two separate tables got in a fight, and girls were throwing their drinks at each other.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Guahaha, like the 12-3 am costumer who got the munchies… stupid pot-heads mother fuckers… dude get the food and then get high… don’t get high and then waste 10 minutes of my life trying to order 2 items…


message 23: by Tesse (last edited Jun 10, 2008 11:35PM) (new)

Tesse (hooksinmyhead) I worked graveyard (10pm-8am) at a Waffle House.

After the bars let out was indeed the worst.

I've cleaned up more bodily fluids than I care to think about and got called a very colorful selection of names.


message 24: by Tesse (new)

Tesse (hooksinmyhead) I'll take the stoned over the drunk any day.


Jackie "the Librarian" I still can't understand why anyone would want to steal Dennys' silverware, but they did!


message 26: by Chloe (new)

Chloe (countessofblooms) Hey, don't knock it Jackie. That's how I got all the silverware for my first apartment as a kid.


message 27: by Carlie (new)

Carlie to get back to the original post, I hate when my laptop disconnects from my wireless network because some neighbors' signal is stronger even though theirs is password protected so I cant use it anyway and I have to go downstairs for it to see mine again.

There oughta be a law forbidding someone from broadcasting their wireless network over the air inside my house.


message 28: by Chloe (new)

Chloe (countessofblooms) I would love to see how that's possible. My favorite thing about my apartment building is that the service to this particular unit is very off and on (stupid cable company needs to replace some switch or what have you, but THEY DON'T), so my internet tends to go down about two or three times a week. When that happens, I love hijacking my neighbor's signal. I'm sure it sucks for them, but it keeps me alive.


message 29: by Carlie (new)

Carlie I wouldnt mind hijacking either but they password protected their strong signal the jerks.


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