I Hate Getting Things Mixed Up

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Don't make me look up who Stan Kenton is...

[Dave]

I got Stan Kenton and Stan Getz confused once.

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

I get Spike Jones, Spike Jonze, and Spike Lee mixed up.

[Sally]

Dylan and Dermot are my all time consuming confusion.

[Tesse]

Wasabi and guacamole.

Not fun on a chip I can tell you.

[The Crimson Fucker]

Cocoa butter and icy cold… that was a horrible day…

[Tesse]

Oooch. I'm guessing not on your back...

[The Crimson Fucker]

Yeah, and if it ever happens to you... whatever you do don’t try water... it only makes it worse

[Tesse]

Noted.

I can also strongly recommend against confusing contact solution with anything that is not contact solution.


I am not too vain for glasses...just too stupid, blind and klutzy for contacts.


Let's hear it for gafa girls!

[Tesse]

Blech!

I ate a piece of brown material off a cutting board once thinking it was a crumb of banana bread I just cut.

As it turned out it was dried cat food my one of my nasty room mates didn't clean up.

[Lori]

Coke used to have coke in it.

[The Crimson Fucker]

Since is only the chicks talking tonight… (and me) what about The pills with tic-tacs??? That’s fuck up!!!

[Tesse]

Are you talking about THE pill?

Or just pills in general?

[Tesse]

I know, but how do you confuse tic-tacs with anything else?

I thought Alfonso was being coy.

[Sally]

Lars von Trier and Mario Van Peebles.

[Chloe]

like Kurt Russell and Patrick Swayze.

[Carlie]

what about barbarella?

[Sheryl]

Logan... #24 LOL that is really funny!

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

Bill Pullman and Jeff Daniels.


Willem Dafoe and Denis Leary.

[The Crimson Fucker]

Like the tarantella and la Macarena?

[Tesse]

Or tarantulas and macaroons?

[The Crimson Fucker]

Or enemas with anathemas

[Tesse]

Or anacondas with M&Ms







But I wouldn't object to feeding Eminem to an anaconda.

[The Crimson Fucker]

why??

[Tesse]

He's a mysogynistic homophobe who corrupts what raw talent he has with poor artistic and life decisions.

[The Crimson Fucker]

Shit he all that??? I thought he was just an average singer who couldn’t take a joke…

I say feed him to the anaconda!!! But I ain’t gonna stay around for the farting session that will follow I mean he stinks so much already… now imagine those gigantic anaconda farts!!!

[Tesse]

Hee!

I already was.

[Tesse]

Hey, any ammo against these creeps is fine by me.