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Nine that come to mind. TPBM doesn't like throwing things away because I'm my come in handy in the (distant) future.
Not anymore.TPBM would rather spend time with a stray cat than their cousins.
Anytime is a good time for kitties. =^_^=When asked of their opinion about a book, TPBM once said they’d rather watch a Mickey Mouse cartoon.
Lol! No, but when asked if I liked watching my company's internal propaganda videos, I said that i would prefer to throw sand in my eyes for a week.TPBM has a collection of Mickey Mouse memorabilia that now embarrasses him/her.
If I ever did have a Mickey Mouse collection, I wouldn't be embarrassed by it. In fact, if I had a Mickey Mouse stuffed animal, I'd cuddle with it at night. ^_^TPBM wonders why anybody with the last name McDonald would ever name their kid Ronald. Yes, these people exist as evidenced in a Taco Bell commercial advertising breakfast items.
No. This is not something I have wondered.I have wondered why Ima and Ura Hogge were given their names.TPBM wonders if there can be and to wondering.
Maybe when I'm dead.TPBM wishes that college advertisements were as honest as EveRy University's.
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Yes, I had to dig for that info when I was in school.TPBM has opened their browser only to forget what they were going to look up.
All the time. TPBM only tells people they smell nice if they smell like food.
No. Eating people is bad social etiquette, and if they smelles like good food... well. That would be bad.TPBM prefers people who smell like coffee over those who smell like chocolate.
I hate the smell of coffee. TPBM thinks that energy drinks are gross.
I don't know, I stay away from them for health reasons.TPBM can fall asleep reading, even if it's an action scene (like chasing or fighting).
No. But u do that with movies. TPBM wishes that they had a minion (like from Despicable Me).
No, I like myself.
TPBM is an artist.
TPBM is an artist.
I'd like to consider myself one. But I have no artistic talent that I know of.TPBM wishes that they had enough discipline to eat healthily.
Yes, i do.
TPBM can think of an original euphemism on the spot. Like NOW!
TPBM can think of an original euphemism on the spot. Like NOW!
My euphemism is Bubba-Bob and it refers to anybody from the social circle of my baby boomer parents. TPBM doesn’t see a whole lot of children these days with the names Bill or Larry.
I can't say that I've ever met anyone at school with those names. TPBM knows at least one other person who shares their birthday.
I've looked up the year 1985 on Wikipedia and there doesn't appear to be anybody born on June 3rd. Oh well.TPBM has a hard time watching or reading “bully porn” (examples include North Country, Kidulthood, and the commercial for Values.com that promotes “character”).
I don't watch it at all.TPBM gets annoyed when book or movie summaries use a bunch of adjectives in a row and then end with a random verb or noun.
I can see how that can be annoying, yes.TPBM likes it when a movie’s ending accounts for all characters rather than forgetting about them.
Any movie like that is my vision of perfect. TPBM is developing or has developed an allergy to a food they really LOVE.
No, but I am highly allergic this time of year to the trees in this area.
TPBM would be homeless if he/she could perfect enlightenment.
TPBM would be homeless if he/she could perfect enlightenment.
I think I'd like to keep the roof over my head.When TPBM unexpectedly sees a close friend in a public place, they quickly hide before being seen and then proceed to send creepy stalker texts.
Lol! Nope. Tend to quite openly and with open joy call out to them!TPBM has eaten chocolate coated ants.
Nope but I am sure I have eaten ants by accident Since they are pretty much in our food (and some food companies allow only a certain amount of them in their product believe it or not).TPBM will now not look at food the same again (lol)!
False. I learned about chocolate covered ants & cockroaches on an episode of Different Strokes in the 80's.
TPBM believes in exorcisms.
TPBM believes in exorcisms.
CJ wrote: "Nope but I am sure I have eaten ants by accident Since they are pretty much in our food (and some food companies allow only a certain amount of them in their product believe it or not).
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If there are such things as exorcisms, then I desperately need one. I bet I've got every Diablo II: Lord of Destruction villain locked away in my soul even as we speak. TPBM hates it when a man tells a woman to make him a sandwich.
Meh, it's sexist and stupid. But I've always just thought that in her position I'd load the sandwich with laxatives and hot sauce(to mask the medicine taste and for boosted effect).TPBM hates it when a pair of ear buds they really like stops working on one side.
If that's the case, then it's time for new headphones.TPBM once described an animal as being “cuter than a bug’s ear”.
I was not aware that bugs HAD ears. TPBM feels proud when they catch a fly in their hands without killing it.
Seeing as how I hate flies buzzing in my ear, I probably wouldn't feel too bad about squishing it.TPBM still has a VHS player.
No. I think my sister and I avcidenylubbrokenit a few years ago. TPBM has a slot in their car for playing cassette tapes.
I do, but it's broken. TPBM is in desperate need of mental stimulation.
Not at all. I'm reading a book that I really like so far and I find it very stimulating. TPBM has had migrating ducks suddenly turn up in their pool before.
I don't have a swimming pool, so no. I do all of my swimming at the YMCA and if I all of the sudden found ducks in the water, I'd be very afraid. TPBM agrees that All That Remains is a cool name for a band.
Absolutely :)When TPBM is at the home of a close friend, they always grab something out of the pantry right before they leave.
Only if I have permission. I almost drank an entire gallon of milk from my brother's refridgerator before he warned me not to. At least one time in his or her life, TPBM didn’t get out of bed until 3:00 in the afternoon.
Yes, but in my defense I was sick as a dog.TPBM has come home to find a friend already there waiting for them.
I can't say that's ever happened to me. TPBM finds it very ticklish when dogs lick their feet.
I don't have ticklish feet, so probably not. TPBM once described an attractive Irish person as being “magically delicious”.
never thought about it that way!TPBM is really stressed out right now.:/
Not at all. I'm about to go on a vacation!TPBM loves it when they accidentally match the color a friend is wearing.
Whenever that happens, I point out that the two of us are "twins". Hehe!TPBM thinks Smokey J. Picklebee is a cute name for a kitty.
Haha I guess so. TPBM still ties their shoes with "bunny ears".
If it's associated with a cute, cuddly bunny, it's probably true. :)TPBM gets hungry for ice cream every time they see the Paramount Pictures logo.
Haha I've never made that association before. Maybe next time that will come to mind. TPBM finds it funny when teachers call homework "home fun".
No, I recall hating homework.TPBM has tried to show someone how well something works only to have it not work while they're watching.
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