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I already have a name picked out. It's called "The Hysterical Mermaid." My fiance is NOT interested. TPBM thinks eggnog lattes are overrated.
I've never had one, but it sounds like the kind of thing that probably would be overrated.TPBM has never been hunting.
Yes and I never want to.TPBM has played paintball?
Yes, and I was kicking booty, until I got shot...funny enough, also in the booty.TPBM thinks laser tag should be an olympic sport.
I mean hey, if they accept curling as one...TPBM would compete in the Olympics given the chance?
I'ld go for the gold anyday.TPBM wishes they were a criminal mastermind
As long as I'm un-catchable.TPBM would steal the Mona Lisa if they could get away with it?
No. I'm not a big art fan and it would go to waste in my possession.TPBM thinks that rhinos resemble unicorns more closely than narwhals do.
Nope! I'll be accompanied by Johnny Walker and Captain Morgan. TPBM loves head cheese
I don't even know what you're talking about.TPBM has a favorite kind of cheese.
Yes, but it would depend on what it was on.TPBM is secretly in love with someone.
I don't have a boyfriend right now, but if I did I'd hope he didn't wear fishnets...that would be awkward.TPBM wishes they had a sinister looking eye-patch to wear, even though they still have both of their eyes.
I only have a brother and we wonder about each other. A lot.TPBM either has a twin or wishes they did?
I don't, but you're right, I do.TPBM is in love with two people at the same time, and at least one of them is not real.
Yes, but alas, I only have turkey.TPBM has dreams so vivid they often think they're real.
I totally want a nap. Unfortunately, coffee will have to suffice for the moment.TPBM is old enough to remember what the "Save" icon in Word is.
It's a non-floppy floppy disk.TPBM experiences deja vu so specific they wonder if they might secretly know the future.
Always. Especially when meeting new people. I swear that I've met some of them before. (My friend likes to mess with me and say that they're probably a stalker who has successfully managed to introduce themselves to me. XD)TPBM loves talking to people in nursing homes.
As an introvert, I'm not a big fan of small talk (regardless of age group). It's nothing personal against the guy I'm talking to, it's just me.TPBM considers Christmas shopping to be an art form.
Maybe a martial art, if you're stuck going to a mall close to Christmas.TPBM is at least mildly addicted to caffeine?
I chug three bottles of Diet Mountain Dew a day, so I think that qualifies.TPBM hates rainy weather.
I live in Arizona where I think we get less than 5 inches a year on average. So I
LOVE
rain!TPBM wishes that the holidays weren't so busy.
YES, because I have no idea what you said...
TPBM has a crush
TPBM has a crush
Eh. No. I'm between crushes right now.TPBM has never made a snowman before.
I have, I just don't really like making them.TPBM knows who Tetraninja is on Youtube?
Nope.TPBM doesn't like the taste of mint.
No I like it
TPBM likes Kelly Clarckson
TPBM likes Kelly Clarckson
Eh. She's alright. Not a huge fan.TPBM prefers alternative music to mainstream.
My favorite alternative musicians are Nirvana, Beck, and I like one song by Iggy Pop (Lust For Life). TPBM sees nothing wrong with buying loved ones gift cards for Christmas and birthdays.
Gift cards are perfect. It means you get to choose your own stuff.TPBM starts making baby sounds as soon as they step into a room with a baby in it.
My pets are my babies and I do that with them. They're so darn cute! ^_^TPBM has stepped on Lego pieces barefoot before.
Yes. Stupid younger siblings, leaving stuff lying around...!!
TPBM wears glasses.
TPBM wears glasses.
Yes, but I prefer my contacts. I'm so accident that when I (frequently) get hit in the face, my glass fly off and I'm too blind to find them.TPBM loves koalas.
Australia's cutest animal! ^_^TPBM keeps a diary.
Well, I call it a journal ;) but yeah.TPBM is going out of town for the holidays.
I've already been to Canada this month. It's a beautiful place. :)TPBM has no idea what "jamboree handouts" are.
No. But it sounds like a type of party favor...? Like a gift bag?TPBM doesn't like to read more than one book at a time.
I agree. Reading is hard work, so limiting it to one makes it all the more easy.TPBM would like to write a Creepypasta story someday.
The thought has never crossed my mind before. I wonder how I could pull it off....TPBM thinks Snuggies are pointless.
I agree with that so much that I went to You Tube and found a parody of those commercials called the WTF Blanket. Hilarious!TPBM gets exhausted wrapping presents.
No. I love wrapping presents and making them look pretty. :)TPBM thinks that brownies are best with frosting.
Yum, yum, yum!! :)TPBM loves shopping on Amazon.
I wouldn't go so far to say that I love it, but I do like some of the things I can find there.TPBM gets easily distracted by shiny things.
Only if they flash and flicker as well as shine.TPBM gets annoyed every time a JG Wentworth commercial comes on TV.
Who's that?TPBM thinks that if Santa were real, he would be a pedophile.
And a home invader, let's not forget that.TPBM wonders what the medicine "Head-On" is supposed to be for.
I'm 6'1", so yes, I do.TPBM keeps a list of names somewhere so that he or she can use them on future characters in their stories.
I keep mine tacked above my desk.TPBM sometimes names the antagonist in their story after someone they're mad at.
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