I hate cavemen

[smetchie]

Is there really nothing to "get behind" besides what you put in your stupid mouth and how you exercise? There must be something more important to worry about. There just must be.

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/10/fas...
"The caveman lifestyle, in Mr. Durant’s interpretation, involves eating large quantities of meat and then fasting between meals to approximate the lean times that his distant ancestors faced between hunts. Vegetables and fruit are fine, but he avoids foods like bread that were unavailable before the invention of agriculture. Mr. Durant believes the human body evolved for a hunter-gatherer lifestyle, and his goal is to wean himself off what he sees as many millenniums of bad habits."

"Mr. Le Corre, 38, who once made soap for a living, promotes what he calls “mouvement naturel” at exercise retreats in West Virginia and elsewhere. His workouts include scooting around the underbrush on all fours, leaping between boulders, playing catch with stones, and other activities at which he believes early man excelled. These are the “primal, essential skills that I believe everyone should have,” he said in an interview."

'Course this article is from way back in January so this movement may have already passed. heh.

I hate that I forget to hate on this until now.
OR
I hate that I forgot I already hated on this.

[Youndyc]

When I saw the title of the thread I thought you might be hating on those caveman commercials for Geico. I hate those commercials now. And I hate that I thought they were so cute and funny to begin with but that now they bug the crap out of me when one is on. That said, the latest with its reference to him having a suede jacket made me chuckle - just a little.

As for exercising a la caveman lifestyle, uh, no thank you. I think walking upright is a "primal, essential skill."

[Zen]

I also thought of the Geico commercial...

[smetchie]

I can think of more than a few people I'd like to invite to "play catch with stones."

[Youndyc]

I don't think you are thinking of the same type of "play catch" as the author. You might be thinking of something more akin to stoning.

[smetchie]

hee hee.

[Youndyc]

I hate large bushes! I hate rocks! I hate stonings!

[[deleted user]]

I hate hairy bushes...oh, wait, wrong thread!

[The Crimson Fucker]

I think I saw that dude on the daily show... talking about all his stupid cave man shit, he also goes to mexico to starve for a few days, and hunt something to eat... the guy should be denied all his shots when he tries to go to africa tob live like we used to IDK xxx years ago... I hate people like that! He als should walk when he goes to tos places cuz cave men didn't have no fucking air planes!

[Harry]

He should not be allowed to vote. I also hope that bastard rubs a couple of sticks together to make fire.