I hate that I can't take my dogs inside public buildings.

[Reads with Scotch]

Caporegime wrote: "Come on my fucken friend, i have just talked about the people who are weak as much as u described. And i talked about ´´ RESPECT´´ but i know that u don´t know what it means. You don´t know me too,..."


boo-hoo.

[Caporegime]

Zen wrote: "Caporegime wrote: "Come on my fucken friend, i have just talked about the people who are weak as much as u described. And i talked about ´´ RESPECT´´ but i know that u don´t know what it means. You..."

It means u know dogs better than the human, i dont know ur age or u are married or not, but i can say that if u are gonna marry, u have to choose ur dog ;)

[Zen]

Caporegime wrote: "...i dont know ur age or u are married or not..."

nope. you don't.

[Caporegime]

Zen wrote: "Caporegime wrote: "...i dont know ur age or u are married or not..."

nope. you don't."

As you know, i don't care with them, you know the main idea.

[Reads with Scotch]

o_O

[smetchie]

You fucken idiot guy. My favorite insult today.

[The Crimson Fucker]

Lol!

[Caporegime]

Gretchen wrote: "You fucken idiot guy. My favorite insult today."

Fucken, it sounds good but i wrote it by mistake and it was written for two times but i was doing so many things when i was replying. I am glad that you found something to enjoy, i am gonna give you so many things are like these, don´t worry ;)

[Reads with Scotch]

I'm breathless in anticipation...

[The Crimson Fucker]

bunny... i have a dog now... her name is leah... and she seems to like me... or she is terrified of me... still she goes quiet around me... and looks kind of sad... i was going to ask you how do i teach her to seat when i say seat?

[Stina]

Yay! Dog training tips!!

Bun, please help me out!

I have one of those tiny yapping dogs. I can't stand the yapping, it's driving me insane. What do you recommend, aside from tearing out her throat? I'm tempted, but have been able to resist killing her so far.

Shockingly, my awesome method of screaming, "Pippa, SHUT THE FUCK UP" hasn't worked.

Any ideas?

[Stina]

Thank you so much! I will try and be better with rewarding her when she's a good dog.

Good tips and I appreciate them... I'm sure Pippa (and the neighbors) will too!

[smetchie]

I'm so glad I know Bunny.

Alfonso, you didn't answer the question. Do you move around a lot? Congratulations on your dog! How did that happen?

[The Crimson Fucker]

yay! thanks bunny! i shall try it when i'm not this lazy!

and tambo, yes i did move around a lot... but ya'll aint blaming this shit on me! dogs are retarded!

also i moved to florida!

[smetchie]

Alfonso, I'm me. Not Tambo.

[The Crimson Fucker]

did i ever told you i have real issues with names???

[Tom]

did i ever told you i have real issues with names???

Fixed that for you.

[[deleted user]]

Alfonso, did you get my text message with the picture of me and your stalker? If so, why didn't you respond? Hmmmm....?

[The Crimson Fucker]

Montambo wrote: "Alfonso, did you get my text message with the picture of me and your stalker? If so, why didn't you respond? Hmmmm....?"

no i didnt... do you have the right number?

[The Crimson Fucker]

Tom wrote: "did i ever told you i have real issues with names???

Fixed that for you."

lol... actually my line for issues goes "i have more issues than time's magazine.

[[deleted user]]

I don't know, Bones. It's the same one as always. Did you change it recently?

[The Crimson Fucker]

Bunny!!! Operation teaching the canine how to sit accomplished! and i dont mean George Bush accomplished i mean she actually sits when i scream "Leah sit!" yay!!! now how do i teach her to act cute around the ladies???

[smetchie]

Hee.

[The Crimson Fucker]

she is what my people call a "Vira lata" (can flipper) it means she is a mixed door savaged from an abused animals shelter... the best way i can think of describing her is sort of chihuahuaish... not that big...

[The Crimson Fucker]

great! how do i teach her to do that! and only when hot chicks are around!?

[smetchie]

BunWat wrote: "Okay, a little dog can do cute standing up on hind legs and dancing. Its not so cute if the dog is huge!"

Not so much.