I hate… Things I don’t understand:

[The Crimson Fucker]

For Christ sake!!! They just dung beetles they don’t represent our lives, our struggles, stop being so freaking philosophical! They just stupid insects who happened to like pushing shit around! If they like shit I say let them be! Why every time people see an animal/insect doing something stupid and retarded they feel like comparing their life struggles with the stupid animal/insect! Look people is just freaking dung beetle I love to watch them pushing their dung around cuz it looks funny, but that’s it! I don’t have studies showing the amount of endorphins or whatever the hell beetles produce when they get happy to know if the beetle is happy or sad when he is pushing his shit around…. but please people stop making stupid metaphors comparing ya’ll lives to the freaking dung beetles!

I’ve been dying to say that for days now… it felt so good….

[Dave]

Right when we were talking about breasts and cupcakes?

I like them with whipped cream.