This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion

17 views
Primary Source

Comments Showing 1-23 of 23 (23 new)    post a comment »
dateUp arrow    newest »

message 1: by Rusty (last edited Mar 20, 2010 07:56PM) (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments Okay, I want you to think of your hate as a super power. That being the case, what is the primary source of your power? For Superman it's the Earth's yellow sun. For the Green Lantern, it's his gay green lantern. Or possibly his gay green ring. It's one of the two.

For me, it's this area. This f@#king area that I live in. I mean, I have been a hater for quite a while, but moving here was a real power boost. Kind of like when Spider-Man got the power cosmic. I know, this is comic book reference heavy - I'm screwing with you.

But I really do hate this area. I hate the traffic. The people (about 99.9999984% of them). The pretension. The hypocrisy. The bullshit. The disdain. The entitlement. The condescending attitudes. This place was founded on something noble, but it turned to a pile of steaming, fetid shit long ago, and nobody seems to mind too much. Because they just keep piling it higher. Can you guess where I live?

Anyway, what's your power source?


message 2: by Tom (last edited Mar 20, 2010 08:27PM) (new)

Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) Humanity.


And it's only Green Lantern's ring that's gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that. The lantern's totally straight.


Reads with Scotch People in general, but if I had to narrow it down, incompetence, gets me every time. What is so hard about doing what you are here to do properly, and in a timely fashion?!


message 4: by David (new)

David I wish I could find the song, Pure Hate by SFA, that's a power charger but all I could find is the lyrics (which aren't all that fab).


message 5: by Harry (new)

Harry  (harry_harry) I'm not completely sure what my primary source is or where exactly all of my hatred comes from. I can take a glimpse into my childhood and pick out a few moments that may have lead me down this path, but it always comes back to people. People in general piss me off. I hate to be this guy, but I always say, "I hate people!" And it is TRUE!! I don't like them. There are few and far between that I can actually deal with.

Example: Tonight, we met some friends and their kids at a park. Had a nice time on the swings, slides and other accoutrement. We decided to head over to the Ice Cream shop. While waiting for our ice cream the kids are playing with random toys that they have strewn about the back deck. One of our kids is playing with that stupid triangle peg game and another wants one too. Our friend notices one at another table and asks the ADULT man sitting there if anyone was using it and if he could take it to his son. The guy tells him, "My boy is playing with it." Mind you, no kid within 10 feet of this guy. A couple minutes goes by...no kids playing with the peg game. Our friend asks again if we could borrow the game. Man with no kids at his table says "No, one of our kids is playing with it. He'll be back. He was just playing with it :30 seconds ago!" As our confused friend walks away the other guy turns to his friend and asks, "What the fuck is wrong with that fucking guy?" And then continues to privately berate our friend but with enough zest and volume to make it perfectly clear what he was doing. This is what makes me hate people...and thus makes me want to humiliate and possibly beat someone. Granted, it has been a long time since I have actually been in a fight...well, yeah, it has been a while. But, I always feel the need to speak to these dicks.

As politely as possible, I told the guy that while I understood his need to save the stupid game for his kid, I didn't think it was necessary for him to curse about the guy who simply asked for the game. He response was, "I wasn't talking to you" Tough shit asshole, I fucking heard you and I'm about to shove this fucking chocolate malt up your tight fucking guido ass! I didn't say that. I took a step closer and said, "Well, I heard you and there is a good chance the kids I'm with did too." His 6'5" confidence shrunk back to his 4'5" size and he said, "Fine, take it! It's not a big deal!" Then why the fuck didn't you give it to the guy when he asked for it and why the fuck did you talk shit about the guy when he walked away! Fuck you and your peg toy asshole. Eat your sundae and shut the fuck up! I HATE PEOPLE!!!

Sorry for my rant. I had a moment tonight and needed a chance to vent. I might need therapy at some point.


message 6: by Harry (new)

Harry  (harry_harry) Wow.


Reads with Scotch You're still a pussy... Pussies always talk, you should have walked up, looked him in the eye and took it. No words, words are for writers, are you a writer Harry?


message 8: by Harry (new)

Harry  (harry_harry) No, I am far from a writer, but how would you like me to write a story about how I take the next flight to Alaska and shove that chocolate malt up your ass.


Reads with Scotch Sorry I just can't muster up any feelings of intimidation from a known pussy.









:)


Reads with Scotch Besides, I have a bird.


message 11: by Harry (new)

Harry  (harry_harry) I hate birds...not afraid of them! Really! I am not afraid of them!! I'm not!


message 12: by Reads with Scotch (last edited Mar 21, 2010 05:34PM) (new)

Reads with Scotch Damn, I guess I'll just return it to the pet store.

Just in case, I'll send a flock of seagulls your way as a deterrent.


message 13: by Harry (new)

Harry  (harry_harry) Servius Sextus Heiner wrote: "Just in case, I'll send a flock of seagulls your way as a deterrent."

THAT on the other hand scares the crap out of me!
description


Reads with Scotch I didn't know creepy congregated like that.


message 15: by Eh?Eh! (new)

Eh?Eh! | 443 comments Harry, I hate people like that guy but you're pretty rad. Plus, the cow on your plate is mooing at me.


message 16: by Harry (new)

Harry  (harry_harry) Eh! wrote: "the cow on your plate is mooing at me."

The way all steak should be!


message 17: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments My primary source: Liars.


message 18: by [deleted user] (new)

I can't think of a primary source. I'm not very hatey. :(

I get angry at the people fucking up my students' lives, but if I actually meet them, I just feel sorry for them.

I don't like people who try to make others feel stupid/ugly/nerdy. Bullies.


message 19: by David (new)

David We have a little girl (cousin, age 4) visiting us today; all she does is talk about Michael Jackson. That is working wonders for my trows of hate, big visualized berms of blasphemy encapsulated and contained in my brain until she leaves. Thriller could be my hate charging power lamp. Eee hee eee. (Is that how the MJackson sound she keeps repeating should be written?)


message 20: by [deleted user] (new)

Maybe my primary source of hate is my arms. I fucking hate my gross arms. And I hate how spring and summer clothes are so grossly prejudiced towards sleeves.


message 21: by Kasia (new)

Kasia Just wear long sleeves Tambo, and if anybody asks, say you don't wanna get tanned.

On a similar note, I hate summers in the city, quite soon I'll be exposed to all those sweaty armpits. Yuck.


Reads with Scotch Europeans...


message 23: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments edit:
My primary source: Liars. and paper cuts.


back to top