I hate being setup!

[The Crimson Fucker]

Today we had an important corporate inspection…. We been preparing for 2 days, I got there at 8 am (I hate waking up early) we cleaned like our lives depended on it, hell we even clean shit that I didn’t even knew we had in the fucking store (I found me a receipt from 2 years ago), we practiced everything… we knew what they were going to order, we was supposed to be fucking ready! So I’m wearing my head set, looking cute on my corner and the order gets there… and the dumb fucks that I have for coworkers didn’t recognize it, so they fuck up! They didn’t take the order the right, the items didn’t weight what they supposed to, well y’all know a mess… long story short: we got rape! But out of the kind of their corporate hearts (look at me I’m using cinism) they decided to give us a second chance… so I take control over the freaking window (I’m the best fucking window there is ) and I’m ready y’all I’m waiting for it!!! I’m like bring it bitches!!! And all the sudden one of my managers decided to send me to make the orders for the dining room… and I’m like: Ermmm… but I’m supposed to be second window WTF? And everybody start saying that we have to many people, blah blah blah. I end up doing the orders… when I look up and BANG! The order didn’t come from the drive thru… and freaking out cuz I’m with a noob on the line… I look at the second line, almost begging for help… and what do I see? Well I see 2 of our best employees doing their best to look retarded… at this moment I realize (too late) that it was a setup!!!!But I’m like: fuck it I’m the fucking Takonator!!! (And yes, my name tag says: Alfonso: The Takonator) So I managed to do the items only 2 ounces over what they supposed to be (that ain’t easy)… everything went good with my items… but I’m piss off!!! They fucking set me up!!!! I’ma get them back!!!! I fucking swear!!! Next time I’m the one who is going to be acting retarded!!!!!


PS: I promised John that I was going to hate on him on THC so here: John I hate you, your emo music and your chick pants!!! There I said it!

[The Crimson Fucker]

nay, i did great!! but it got me mad!!!

[The Crimson Fucker]

Donna, let me send a salute to your diabolical female mind!!! Guahahah, that never crossed my mind!!! I think I may try it!! I want one of those cat stickers that you can iron in to clothes!!! So I can iron it to my sexy apron!!!

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

Seth, you must enjoy being contradictory...

[Amanda]

Will a cat iron-on make your apron sexier? Will you please post a photo? :)

[Carlie]

I thought this thread was gonna be about getting setup on a date. I was gonna say stop whining you lucky bastard.