I Hate That I Finally Gave In & Went Private...

[[deleted user]]

But who knows? Maybe I'll change my mind.

[Tesse]

I like the new, pensive look that accompanies this post.

Why, were you innundated with friend requests?

[Tesse]

And a big FU for not hating this bump on my tongue.

[[deleted user]]

No, I'm just playing with a couple of things & toying with some ideas (Should I boot the littlest haters? etc.)

A big FU for not hating the bump on your tongue is well in order, because I secretly love the bump on your tongue (or as I call him, The Scarlet Pimpernel) and I am on my knees rejoicing to the heavens that at last I can come clean about my clandestine passion for him! I have been languishing in a cage of lies and deception for too long (but you have freed me), and I wanna sing the praises of the Pimpernel to all corners of the globe baby!!!

Wooo Pimpernel!!

Wooo!!

[Amanda]

Woah, Steve. This is big news, man. Private.

Hard to grasp... Brain. Hurts. Now.

[Tesse]

It's okay Scarlie, you go ahead and tell Steve how you feel.

The Scarlet Pimpernel hates Steve Mort! Woooo? Woooo? I reject and spit upon your praises, they are like putrescent turds to me! I am dreaming of the day when I will wrest myself from Tesse's tongue and wreck voilence upon your body!!! Pant...pant...pant...

He's a little overcome. Man, Steve, why isn't anyone ever happy to see you?

[Charissa]

hey everybody! steve is showing us his privates!

[Not Bill]

Char, meet the gutter. Gutter, this is Char...oh...I see you've met.

[Carlie]

Help! My desktop won't let me see the privates!

[Charissa]

:::makes out with the gutter:::: now that we've been formally introduced I can do that

[Theresa]

Geez! I'm gone for a week, I come back, and THC is private. I feel so special to be part of a private club. Would you like to see my membership?

[Not Bill]

me! me! I want to see Theresa's membership! But, I'm still suffering the effects of "booby blindness" . Char can explain.

[Theresa]

(*)(*)

That was the best I could come up with for my booby membership.

Going to Rocky Point this weekend so perhaps I'll take a picture of my boobies encased in a bathing suit as my membership pass?

[Chloe]

;-X <-- That's my jealous face. I would kill to go to Rocky Point right about now. Swim up bars are one of the keys to happiness in a Sonoran summer.

[Theresa]

My parent's have a condo down at Las Palomas Resort in Rocky Point. (Spoiled? Who me?)

The first time I went down there - I've been twice now - I became a fixture at the swim-up bar. The service was so slow that I was ordering two Lemon Drop martinis at a time. Well, then you have to drink them fast too, otherwise they get hot.

I was - in a word - trashed.

I look forward to more of that this weekend. We're going to the Roger Cline & The Peacemakers show down there with some friends.

[Not Bill]

Woot!!

[The Crimson Fucker]

Ok, now that people started to flash and show their privates, can we have something like a naked Monday??? (Mondays are the days when I feel the sexiest….)

[The Crimson Fucker]

Donna, back in high school I used to hate Mondays… so when I got in to college (I still think they mess up my papers and that’s why I got accepted) I scheduled all my Mondays off. so my days off where Sundays and Mondays I got wasted on Sunday… and I had the whole Monday by myself… so when everybody was piss cuz they had to work or go to school and shit, I was home (usually naked) enjoying my day (I don’t get hangovers) so now I feel sexy on Mondays =)

Vicki, we can start the naked day today... go ahead then we'll move it to Mondays =)