This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion
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I hate when I know exactly what to say… after everything is been said…
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You weren't drooling, were you?
Coincidentally, I found myself staring at this woman on the train yesterday afternoon. She was quite attractive, I must say. Fast forward to this afternoon, and I'm going to the company store to buy my weekly train fare - they sell passes at a discount to encourage employees to use mass transit - when I see said woman. She works at the company store.
I wanted to say something about seeing her on the train yesterday, you know, be all cordial and neighborly and shit, and she shoots me this "oh, so you're the creepy fucker you kept eye-fucking me last night!" and tersely sells me my ticket.
I gotta do something about drooling and scratching my pants whenever I people-watch.
Coincidentally, I found myself staring at this woman on the train yesterday afternoon. She was quite attractive, I must say. Fast forward to this afternoon, and I'm going to the company store to buy my weekly train fare - they sell passes at a discount to encourage employees to use mass transit - when I see said woman. She works at the company store.
I wanted to say something about seeing her on the train yesterday, you know, be all cordial and neighborly and shit, and she shoots me this "oh, so you're the creepy fucker you kept eye-fucking me last night!" and tersely sells me my ticket.
I gotta do something about drooling and scratching my pants whenever I people-watch.
Back when I was in college, several basketball players at my school consecutively got in trouble for hitting their girlfriends (one with a phone book). So I'm in line at the residence hall for dinner, and the guy behind me says to me, "Hey, baby, I'm a basketball player." I gave him the 'that couldn't possibly be directed at me' complete ignore. But about a minute later, I had the perfect comeback. By then it was too late to say:
"Well, then, let's just skip all the conversation and cut to me getting a restraining order."
Sigh.
Ha-ha that would have been perfect Lisa. Damn, I feel sad for you, that kind of one liner comes around once in a life time. Sorry...
Lisa, I'm impressed that it only took you one minute to think of that! Me? Maybe 6 hours, if I'm lucky.Alfonso, that line you never gave might have been a come-off! I never like those "cool" lines, so IMO you did good! But eek, that feeling of sweating it out in silence while your mind is scrambling around like hamsters on one of the mindless balls.
You should have asked her what she was there to buy... then you would have had something to talk about. With out sounding like a cheap pick-up line... dude you could have scored a date, man you so blew it. I hate that, I was pulling for you and everything, way to let me down Alfonso.
Oooooh, Alfonso, maybe you can hit her up on the craigslist "Missed Connections" page. Of course, that might scare the shit out of her...
"Missed Connections"
Shades of Steve Buscemi in Ghost World.
Hello, Sherman!
Shades of Steve Buscemi in Ghost World.
Hello, Sherman!
Seth, my dude, I’m 100% that staying quiet takes you nowhere when it comes to chicks =).Gus, I’ve only gone “retarded” over a woman twice: 1, with a cashier on a music shop when I was buying a CD and she grabs it and says: you know I think this is their best. Album ever… 2, well that’s a little personal =)
Lisa, that’s exactly what I’m talking about… I feel your pain =(
Kami, did you know that I don’t like you??? I think I was going to say it on another thread but I forgot =(, also did you know that 1 in 5 Americans have genital herpes? Let’s count Kami: Frank, purple dinosaur, Goth_Chick-1,000,000 and Asia. That’s 1 2 3 4 5, pick a straw… I’m really rooting for you on this one =)
And in a group about hate no less! Is nothing sacred? No? Good...
Damn, I think we a match made in heaven then… cuz bleak, egotistic bitches with nothing interesting to say but bitch about their alcoholics rampages are totally my type. Can't wait to have you in my house I’m pretty sure that the sight of you will make me regurgitate something with that beautiful foul odor that you love ;)
I sense a hot, sweaty grudge fuck happening here.
Gus, I won’t fuck that even using somebody else's penis.
Kami, you see, I’m really stupid =(. can you explain to me WTF my avatar has to do with this?
Call me clueless, Alfonso, but what the fuck did Kami do to elicit such hostility?
Tell me, and I'll let you go back to our regularly scheduled hatefulness.
Wait...this is an inside joke, right? You two really are fucking your brains out, ain'tcha?
Tell me, and I'll let you go back to our regularly scheduled hatefulness.
Wait...this is an inside joke, right? You two really are fucking your brains out, ain'tcha?
Gus, it ain't a joke to me... she was hating on me on a few other threads, I always ignored her but I was feeling cute today so I decided to hate back.. How you think she likes them apples?
Counter A. I do find you repulsive… but is not because of your figure (even though I think you look like a travesty on that picture); I find you repulsive cuz you blank and boring*. And I have posted 4 different pictures of myself on GR. I use cats, cuz I love cats and nothing else. Counter B. you’d be surprise to what kind of lines I’ve seen girls fall for =). And I did agree with the second one… again that was the joke… its some dude thing that I don’t think you can understand =)
Counter C. I think you should get a dictionary and lookup the word sarcastic…
*are you honestly that shallow?
hey now, lets not be hating on the cat-avatars here...
Yeah!(Just kidding, I don't give a shit. Hate away, you Haters.)
One person's sarcasm is another person's venal attack.
Continue, please.
Continue, please.
Kami, I think I mentioned “people” like you on my first post on THC, and again… y’all make me feel ashamed of being a human being =). Have a good life, I ain’t wasting my time with you =)
I hate it when I tell my coolest story ever, even better than that one time a squirrel tried to beat me up and take my sandwich (a damn good sandwich, too, delivered and everything), and it gets lost because of a spat. I mean, this is my best story ever. The one time I almost said that one thing to that one guy? Priceless!
I feel for ya, Lisa. I vote that we give Lisa her due for almost saying that one thing to that one guy if only she had thought of it sooner! I hope you get a chance to use that line again...not that I wish you to be hit on by a woman-beater or anything.
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BUAAAAAAAAAAAAA that was my chance to sound cool in English for the first time ever!!!!
Somebody shoot me please.