i hate nick!

[The Crimson Fucker]

I hate him!!! Every time we talking about tactics he goes (and I’m paraphrasing here) “but I’m a marine… I have combat experience… whatever you do is stupid and gay” listen you freaking amateur! Name any kind of warfare and I can guarantee you I’ve fought it! I have hours and I mean tons of fucking hours in how to pilot almost any fucking vehicle/ship you can think of! If it had a cannon on it I’m sure I’ve simulated it!! I’ve simulated almost every single great battle that ever took place! From the fucking dark ages to modern warfare! Also my controllers vibration is set to kill! So I know about recoil! No dumb cuts here! I don’t think you and your dog will have a chance against me! And you suck! There I said it!

[Eh?Eh!]

I bet you loved the movie Snakes on a Plane?

[Reads with Scotch]

Heh!

Well, Mr. Fooz, all that silliness aside, until you look into someones eyes as you drive the last bit of life from them you know nothing. Simulate all you want, it seems to satisfy your sex life.

However at the end of the day it is just masturbation. In Case you didn't know, masturbation is not sex. I know you have simulated sex often but that doesn't make you a stud. If masturbation created studs then hot chicks would be clawing over one another to get into high school chess clubs* all over America.



*Chess is actually pretty sweet, but chess clubs are for gay twilight readers.

[Dave]

Plus you're Dominican, so I'm sure you have machete and kidnapping skills.

[The Crimson Fucker]

Firstly! I will not stand to you or anybody talking shit about masturbation!!!


And I aint care how many people you’ve killed! Remember practice leads to perfection… your real life body count may be way higher than mine… in the real world but I try to do the math on mine the other day on my simulated one… and its over the billions (no exaggeration) also remember who has intel on how you planning on defending your flanks and on the level of skills you have! You may get to shoot down the first 2 decoys I send! But after that is close quarters fighting dude! And I can assure you that is my field of expertise! (I’m a laser tag killing machine! This fatty can run!) And be afraid dude! Cuz I aint planning on following the convention’s rules when it comes to POW! I’m taking my sweet time with you! When you wake up tide to a bottomless chair, with a suck* on your mouth (I hate the begging and the crying) you’ll get what you had coming!



And I was never in a chess club!!! It was a chess group!



*oh yes I’m talking about Roxy!

[Reads with Scotch]

I'll tell you what my man, fooz. If you can find my house I will come along without a fuss. But if you bring that fucking suck anywhere near me, your little conjured voodoo bitches will be weeping over your decimated spirit.

[The Crimson Fucker]

it dont matter where i go (and i've been places) that sock always been with me!!! in the good and the bad! she never complained even once!

[Reads with Scotch]

You mean you soaked that poor sock with so much DNA a new life form has risen from the primordial soup; and it's a girl!

[Tom]

but chess clubs are for gay twilight readers.

Is there another kind of twilight reader?

[Matthieu]

Dave's comment made me laugh. Hard.