This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion
I hate that it's been so quiet around here
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Tom
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Dec 29, 2009 06:16AM
I've got the week off, and you people need to start conversing to help keep me entertained. Dammit.
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Ok, there have been FOUR views since i first posted and NOBODY has responded! POST, damn you! Keep me entertained!Bastards.
Tom, I'm not entertaining right now. I'm miserable and pissed off. But I did post.
post- posty-post.Maybe this would be easier if you'd give a direction to go in.
Well, Tom. I gave you 10 minutes and now I'm outta here to read because I also have this week off. Are you a teacher?
Hey Tom. I have a splitting fucking headache this morning. Is that entertaining?
To the right? You want to talk about hard right politics? I can do that.
Actually, i have an east-facing computer, so i was thinking more south.Try driving a sixteen penny nail in your foot, Gretchen. You'll forget all about your headache.
Or, you could try pills. I find that Excedrin migraine works pretty well.
To my right is an advertisement for some seriously cheesy books with blue un-shirted men, one of which is titled, "Alas Babalyon" on closer inspection they appear to be religious books. Now, after that important tid-bit I really am outta here.
SEE?! I'm not the only one with the religious books showing up. You assholes tried to make me think it was just because I sin.
Gretchen, I’m sorry but your headache is only mildly amusing. Does Coke (Coca Cola, not that coke, although it probably would be effective on a headache) ease headaches for you?Tom, how far south? Mississippi, Florida, Guatemala, Argentina? If we’re talking about Mississipppi, I really do hate it. It’s one of the ugliest states in the union.
Remember when we were making fun of state shapes? That was funny. Regarding my headache, I either drank too much limited edition Christmas beer last night or my ponytail is too tight this morning. The only drug available to me at work is Advil. We don't even have coke/pepsi here because the vending machine is empty.
Alas, Babylon is actually a pretty good book. Or was, when i was in the 10th grade. Been meaning to read it again, see how well it's held up.
For some reason I see "Alas" as "Ass" in that weird baby poo green color.
Although it's not technically south for me, i always like to hate on Arkansas. I'm fond of saying that the best thing about living in South Carolina is that it's not Arkansas.**It is acceptable for people who live in the South, or who have lived in the South, to hate on the South. It is not acceptable for yankees and others to do so. We have our problems, and we know it, but we don't need y'all to point 'em out to us.**
**Footnotes!!
The only drug available to me at work is Advil. We don't even have coke/pepsi here because the vending machine is empty.How about a hammer and a sixteen penny nail? (a smaller nail will do in a pinch)
you think i can hit myself hard enough to knock myself out or will i need to enlist and assistant. The two I have are not up to the task. I might have to search other departments.
No no no no no. You don't hit yourself in the head. You drive the nail through your foot which completely distracts you from the headache.
I think I'm going to need some help on that. I'm not sure I could drive a nail through my own foot unless I was in the throes of a religious hallucination or experiencing some other type of psychotic break.
