This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion
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I hate that I’m going to hell….
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Then I snickered some more from the studied ignoring of the "Jesus is fake!" thread.

I was soooo earnest. I got over it.


Presbyterians aren't that extreme. In fact, they're pretty boring.






Only tangentially related to this thread, I hate it when I call someone's home to leave them a work-related message, and I get blessed several times and reminded to thank god by her answering machine. I'm pretty sure there's government money that in some way pays at least part of my salary...shouldn't I be exempt from being blessed? You know, separation of church and state and all? What if I brought a note from my doctor that being prayed for exacerbates my impetigo?
Dammit Lisa! You beat me by a minute!
"No other religion has as many people against it as Christianity does"
Made me laugh as hard as a Muslim in secondary inspection at the airport :D
"No other religion has as many people against it as Christianity does"
Made me laugh as hard as a Muslim in secondary inspection at the airport :D



Oh, I just went on that Jesus Lovers group. One of the posts registered shock that someone had the name Jesus, because there is really only one Jesus!!!!! Someone else actually had to explain that it is pronounced Hey-soos, and is quite common in Mexico and other places like that. But don't worry, it's not that they are trying to say they're like Jesus or anything. So clearly the Jesus Lovers group is not just for Christians, it's for idiot Christians.

and yes, I'm fully aware that my first sentence is a generalization. I know plenty of nice unbelievers.

Take the stick out of your eye first right? Well since I can admit that I was rude, I can now call out someone else when they're rude.

Seriously, I've never traveled to a Latin American country, and according to Wikipedia the town in which I grew up has a hispanic population of 0.82%, so I didn't grow up knowing any Jesuses (or Carloses or Catalinas...you get the drift). But I can't ever remember a time when I didn't know that Jesus is an extremely common name in the latin american countries. And I'm sure that even as a young child, when I did learn it, I STILL realized that it is part of a culture different than the pasty-white culture my parents chose to raise me and my siblings in. Because we chose not to be willfully ignorant of other cultures.

In fact, I found all the posts there pretty benign. Sorry if I seemed harsh but since Jesus says anyone who calls his brother "idiot" deserves to burn in hell, I'm pretty sensitive to that term. I dont mind calling actions idiotic but people, that's another thing all together.


Also, I always wondered what little Yahweh's teacher would do if she was Jewish. Would she skip calling his name in rollcall??? Would she have him go by his middle name (which was Cyrus, by the way). It's funny, this was several years ago, and I can't even remember my co-worker's name, but I totally remember she named her son Yahweh Cyrus....

The winner of the current "worst" name is Iona Knipl.
I have a personal vote from my work, I helped a young lady named Heidi Weide (vowels in last name pronounced same as the first name).

Good thing this is already the thread for people who hate that they're going to hell.
Me, I kind of look forward to it.


dude... i think i am in hell!!! no frogs so far! thats good.


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p.s. thank God bitches don’t go to heaven! -can't live with OUT (God i'm stupid...) the bitches man...-