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Adrian or Dimitri?
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Sebastian
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Jul 11, 2010 02:13AM
hmm....yes thanks nerd. i was just gonna find japanese ppl in a phone book, but urs sounds more....fun >:D
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oh shiz now i gave the evil person an idea.....why do i always do that....well anyway go for it:D.....i just wanna go there for the shopping and rotating sushi bar:D
oh, i just found sum thing out. theres a prank in japan where when ur not paying attention, random ppl stick 4 finguers up ur butt.....so watch out ;D
holy.....i cant even.....wtf.........did you know porn is rated G over there?:)
rlly? i shud get a plane ticket now, lol.....jk im not perverted like that :Por am i? >.>
your a guy so probably...yes you are perverted....but so am i in a way:D
i saw this game on youtube in japan and u haz to smack someones booty rlly hard to get points and if her but gets wet (from blood....or....something else? *wink* *wink*) you win
whats so sexy about booty smacking?.....hmmm....it kinda iz :D
Christianozera wrote: "whats so sexy about booty smacking?.....hmmm....it kinda iz :D"thats......thats....i heard on manswers that when ya smak it gets people goin for..ya know...the dirty...but thats still gross.....japanese are pervs
why are you on manswers? are you a man? IF NOT U MUST NEVER RETURN THERE
its a show on spike!......never been called a man efore but...ok....and charlie is right we can read minds:D
see i knew you was gonna say that....didnt know you were gonna steal my show, but you caugt me off guard on that one:D
HMM........ a man is killed and goes to heaven, he asks a war hero how he was killed, the hero replies: i died saving an entire family. the hero asks the man how he died, he said: i was stabbed in the face with a rake. o.O
shiz i meant shoe.....wtf.......your random....you assXD
i wanna be british so badly T-T they have the best accentsso a man is at a bar, and a drunk comes up to him and says: ''i bangged your mom! haha.'' the man ignores him and the drunk walks away, 10 minutes later he comes back and says:''she was screaming!'' the man looks pissed but he ignores the drunk again. ten minutes later the drunk comes back and says: ''and she liked it! hahaha.'' the man finally loses it and screams: go home DAD your drunk again!''
i got bored and stated drawing chibi's and one looked like my foot and the other looked like a dinosaur. made me happy. wonder why
lol....i got one!Little johnny is at sunday skool. abby is asleep in front of him and the teacher is talking. the teacher sees abby and asks her "Abby, who gave up his life for our sins?" johnny doesnt want her to get in trouble to he get a pencil and pokes and she wakes up and screams"Jesus christ!" the teahcer say good. Abby went back to sleep. The teach asks her again " who made the earth in seven days?" Johnny pokes her again, and she screams "God almighty!" teahc say good. she sleeps again. then the teahc asks her " what did eve say to adam after their 23rd child" johnny pokes her again and she screams "If you poke me with that again, i snapped it in two!"...its long:D
lol DDXXX laughing so much it hurts!!!1
lol im so lameWhen I was young I used to pray for a bicycle.
Then I realized that God doesn't work that way.
So I stole a bicycle and prayed for forgiveness.
johnny was bored and went to play in his parents closet. Later he saw his mom go in and started sleeping with a guy. when they were finish he got out of the room. Later he heard his mo yelling at his dad. "youve been slepping with someone." Johnny comes in and says."Oh, like you do with uncle mike?"
....that was a lame one but there
there are 3 men on a canibal island. the canibals say:''we wont eat you as long as each of you brings us 10 pieces of fruit.'' so the first man comes back with 10 apples. the canibals say: we forgot to tell you, you have to stick them up ur butt without making a face or laughing'' so the man sticks up half an apple up his butt and he passes out, so they eat him. the second man comes to the caniblas with 10 grapes. the canibals tell him the same thing they told the other man. he gets 9 grapes up his butt but he bursts out laughing so they eat him. in heaven the first guy says to the second: ''why did you laugh? u had 1 grape to go.'' the 2nd man replies:''i saw the other guy coming with pineapples.''
umm...nerd. never say anything like that again....IT FRIEGHTENS ME T-T
my b-day is coming up in 9 days!!!! im getting like 600$ i think im gonna buy a laptop (this is my brothers, he is 19) and give some to a charity and some to a pet shelter >:D arent i so nice?!
Christianozera wrote: "there are 3 men on a canibal island. the canibals say:''we wont eat you as long as each of you brings us 10 pieces of fruit.'' so the first man comes back with 10 apples. the canibals say: we forgo..."OMG i heard that one!...i have a laptop so haha.....and i work soooo.....blah
yeah...bet u dont give money to charity! >.> BLOODY BASTARD! -sticks out tounge-
i havent even got my first pay check and im giving some to the humane society soooooooooooo........bleh to you:P
yeah but IM ALSO GIVING MONEY TO AN ANIMAL CHARITY SO BEAT THAT!
well some people got to pay the internet bill......cant alway help out children in africa.....im sounding like a douche but its true
hm. i still my internet from meh neighbor :P
hm. never heard a woman call herself a douche OoO
wow. your scandalous:D.....id do that to if i could...but i had to buy it......swiftkaratechop!
hm. well im gettin a job at my friends restuaraunt. all i haz to do is clean up, and serve stuff. >:P
i just has to wait 9 more dayz >.>
wait how old are you...i think the youngest is 14......shiz....i gotta go to work tomarrow.....fudge it:D
im turning 13. he iz only lettin me work there is because we r close and im his friends son. KEEP IT SECERT. >.> not to mention he only runz a candy store. so all i haz to do i deliver candy from box to persons bag ;D
its a lame job, but at least i get paid for doing it :D
saying he owns a candy store sounds creepyXD.....hahaha....im wake up in the morning and feel like nick jonas and brush my teeth with some jack:D
nick jonas is a fail to music. so iz his brothers. ME NO LIKE THEM. ME BURN THEM. i only use kool aid for my teeth *wink**wink*
jonas bros are a crock i know but you gott admit that nick has some outrageous curls:D
yeah, his hair looks exactly like my pube hairs....wait....wtf? lol
wtf...do you even have any....does your voice even crack yet....when my frinds voice crack i made fun of him all the time...its that funny:DXD
shut up! >.> the voice is like the biggest problem...thats why i try not to talk DX so ive decided to come to a place of magic and wonder, where you dont have to speack but type, the internet.and >///> forget it, embarassing.
i waz folding the laundry yesterday, and there waz blood in my sisters panties, and i was like....ew. o.O
hehehehe.....awwwweeeee......your becoming a man.....well half a man......good thing girls voice dont crack....but we got it bad soo its fair
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