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Walking in blizzards….
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The Crimson Fucker
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Dec 20, 2009 10:53AM
20 degrees, like 10 inches of snow! Waiting for an hour for the freaking bus, my balls were freezing y’all!!! ‘cuz I’m too cheap to pay for a cap!!! I couldn’t find my penis when I got home and tried to pee!
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dude! what you mean good! i tried to hate on it but my fingers were too numb for me to type anything! it was horrible! i almost fall!
don't you dare to use your jedi mind tricks on me!!! i know you canadians get more snow than us! by the way.... do you drive seth?
You could have just paid for a cab.
i wasn't paying for no cap! i like going again the arctic winds screaming (inside my head) "THIS SHIT AINT GOT NOTHING ON ME!!!"
Then I can't feel sorry for you. For not very much money, you could have avoided a blizzard. For most of the year, walk. Of course. During a blizzard, get a cab. Simple.
tambo you do know i get sick on cars right?
i'ma do it now!!! and i was about to stand up and go play halo! but fuck! my friend come firts!
speaking of snow balls! i was hit in the head last night!!! i was thinking of you when i was screaming "HEAD SHOT!"
there! can i go shoot aliens now?
they all suck! i like the crappy CGI fights on blade tho!
Oh, I misunderstood. I thought you were going to hate on IDIOTIC PEOPLE who walk in blizzards. That's who I hate. Here I am, trying to get some last minute shopping in, driving around in 4 wheel drive, and I'm supposed to maneuver around multiple clusters of dipshits who decided they could WALK to the grocery store in 2 feet of snow. Hey, you stupid fucks: It takes a lot of energy to trudge through 2 feet of snow for any distance!! A whole lot!! Keep that in mind before you set out to walk 2 miles, get tired, and decide to walk down the middle of a main thoroughfare instead of huffing through the deep snow!! Some retard who shouldn't be driving his miata in a blizzard is going to skid out and commit vehicular manslaughter on your ass!!! GO HOME DUMBASS! YOU WILL NOT STARVE IN 48 HOURS!
Haahha greatchen I walked idk... a 15 minutes walk in an hour and half. But honest to god I love it... I was laughing the whole way... and I didn't used the streets... that's no fun! One is supposed to act like I'm hunting somethiing or being hunted...! And when the wind hits you in the face with the snow and all that you laugh harder and say "thank you, mother nature! Can I have another some more? Please... And yes, I'm that crazy
I don't hate you Alfonso. You suffered correctly, OUT OF THE STREETS. I appreciate that. And I know what you mean. It is sort of fun. I walked through it today because my daughters wanted to "see" the playground. I carried the little one. The big one was on her own. She fell. She cried out. "Mama! Help me!" I had to keep going. Tough love! "You can do it!", I said. "I know you can do it!" She picked herself up, and carried on. In my head I was thinking: "We'll never make it! We'll die out here!" It's kind of fun to play apocalypse!
Hahaaaha I love your story! Poor little kid tho...
oh she was FINE. She was playing "apocalypse" too. It's fun! She had on 18 layers, snow suit, snow boots, giant coat, 2 pair of mittens, hat, and we were less than a block from home.
You got it Bunny! You do this too sometimes?
I'm still stuck trying to understand why Alfonso thinks a cap will help him find his penis and keep his balls from freezing or dropping or whatever. Is this some new kind of cap that i'm totally unfamiliar with, or does Alfonso simply not know how to wear one properly?
Wait... I wonder now... y'all do know that it shrinks when its cold?Secondly, bunny you remind me of hurricaner george... my house flooded and I had to carry my mother, my sister and our dog zelda to safety... it was mad fun! The debrees in the water cutting my legs, mother criying, house in ruins, actually it wasent that fun... but you get the picture
Yes, we know it shrinks. Tom was just making fun of how you said "cap" instead of "cab."
Secondly, bunny you remind me of hurricaner george... my house flooded and I had to carry my mother, my sister and our dog ze..."Wow, you're just like Aeneas, except better. He saved only his father.
What shrinks when it gets cold, Fooze? We don't have cold down here, it's not allowed.
my dick! shrinks in the cold! allow me to quote George Costanza on this one... "LIKE A FRIGHTEN TURTLE!" (NOT A TORTOISE)
hop off my dick man! wtf why you so interested on it's reactions to hard weather!?
