This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion
I hate being posessed by the devil...
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Dec 02, 2009 06:14PM
or even one of the lesser demons. That still sucks! My skin is crawling, my face hurts, and it feels like something big is sitting on my chest. I'm itchy and have an overall sense of dread. If I pee on the floor during a dinner party please just shoot me in the head. I'm not in the mood for an exorcism.
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Good idea, Bunny.Oh alright so it's probably just a sinus infection, hives, and pre-trip jitters. But we can't be too careful.
Perhaps you have H5/N5 (bunny flu.)
Gretchen look over there; what is that?Donna! Now wail she isn't looking, it will be more humane that way.
I haven't peed on the dining room floor yet, Nick.
it's called a preemptive strike, Gretchen. Leave the killing to those that know about such things. If you were to bite someone we would have a zombie rage on in no time. True that would be super cool and would give me an excuse to play with my x-mass present to myself (.50 SA AS sniper rifle Sportsmen warehouse 3,297.00) I digress, It's for the public good and isn't that what you hippies are all about? We can't have demon zombies running about now can we? What would your dirty kids think? Well they might like the aroma of urine but still, I don't think they would fancy the bite marks.
There is no way Bunny is going to shoot me prophylactically. She's far too sensible for that. Also, I'm sure she wants to watch me turn.
But... but for the good of the public!
Damn foiled by capitalism.... hows that for irony?
I wouldn't smile too much Gretchen, she has basically sold your well being to the highest bidder. You're nothing but pay-dirt to the infamous, Donna.
@fucktard: I was smiling at your "foiled by capitalism".
@VAhorrid_parentingskills.nasty: Whatever.
I don't want to disrupt the flow of conversation here. It's such a lovely thread.
