I Hate my Achilles Heel

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I hate that I suck at sentence structure, spelling, and grammer. I hate that DMD rags on it like a tampon.

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Interesting article.

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I actually don't really care. I think that is my problem with it, Apathy.

Maybe if the rules made a little sense I would care more, It just seems so... I don't even have a word for it.

Today it bothers me though.
1) I just found out my position with the pipeline is on the chopping block. They are getting rid of half the lead techs, so they want us to write our own evaluation... I can talk loops around all my counterparts. But this is a written report, hence the Hating of the Achilles heel.
2) DMD and I have a bit of war going on at the moment. She is a thread Nazi, and I want to rub her down with Banana boat.

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I am nothing if I'm not consistent

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Yeah, I know. It just never sticks. I read a science book, and I know it for life. I do an English work book, and it is gone the second I set it down. It just doesn't stick.

[Sarah]

Nick, if it really bothers you I will restrain myself. We all know you're a heckuva smart guy and like I've said before, we've chosen to find your spelling errors endearing. I love to tease people I like. And I absolutely suck at math, and if there were a thread where we had to solve equations you could make fun of me till the cows come home. But honestly, if it hurts your feelings or embarrasses you, I will cease and desist immediately. Please accept my humblest apology.

XOXO

EDIT: See, even I make mistakes that I have to come back and fix. 2 Rs in "embarrass." That just does not look right.

[Sarah]

Also, I would be honored to proofread your evaluation before you turn it in. I'm super great at professional writing. I've taken several classes.

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Its fine DMD, Like I said, you keep pushing my buttons, and I'll keep rubbing. It was just the "interviewing for my Job" That ruined my day today. I already e-mailed my evaluation to my wife and she is burning the midnight oil to fix it up.

[Sarah]

So, what I hear you saying is that I am free to mock you?

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Yep... as long as you don't mind my pervert banana boat... HAHAHA that sounds bad, a pun or two in there.

[Sarah]

How long before you go home to your wife? Who, by the way, apparently has a Good Reads account and can read all of these comments you've posted about Banana Boat?

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My wife knows I am joking. And she comments on my behavior all the time. So you have no angle there banana girl.