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The werewolves should have mental problems!
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Dec 02, 2009 08:34PM

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I'm not saying that they don't have mental issues, but they're probably not due to extra chromosomes and have more to do with bad writing.

"It's literally like saying two humans gave birth to a wolf. It's genetically impossible."
Actually, its like saying two early ape like creatures gave birth to another ape like creature that was just slightly more humanoid because of a genetic quirk. This is genetically possible if you consider micro evolution.

Edit: According to the story, the magic genes only activate when vampires are nearby.
Circumstantially, the genetic trait theory (x-men style) is more plausible, but its problematic in that you can't have all those superpowers with just one extra chromosome .___.;
"Yes, except the ape is only SLIGHTLY (ever so slightly) more humanoid, the ape doesn't suddenly shapeshift into a human which is what the werewolves do"
Oh, and that bit was to explain how the shapeshifters might have evolved as a species, and not their uber wolf abilities. That is an entire different kettle of poop.


Unlike SOME literature... "
Couldn't agree more. Dan Brown is another one that comes to mind. Tch.

Randomness:
Can anyone explain to me why potatoes have forty-eight chromosones?



An extra single chromosome should give the werewolves Downs Syndrome, sure.
The issue about the extra pair comes up because a human egg and a human sperm both need to provide 24 chromosomes each. The only way for that to consistently happen is for a steaming pantload of incest involving brother and sister with this affliction. In order for a distinct bloodline to pop up, this incest would need to be constantly occurring with each generation. Now Rose, you pointed out the chromosome count of potatoes. Taking that nugget of information, I deduce that either
A, Smeyer's werewolves are sufferers of Downs Syndrome, or
B, Smeyer's werewolves are potatoes.
Either way, they're screwed.


DUN KEEL MEH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

BE CAREFUL! Their exploding deliciousness might be more awesome than anything that might have ever been awesome.

WE'RE BUILDING A CITY... ON EXPLODING BROWNIES.

~Be gorgeous
~But at the same time "humble" and "self-depreciating"
~All the guys want her
~But she rejects them all (because she's too good for them?)
~Never does anything wrong
~Always says/does the "right thing"
~Almost dies, then is saved
~And saved again
~And again
Stuff like that. Hang on, I'll do the Mary Sue Litmus Test for Bella and then post the results here.

Isabella Swan failed the Mary Sue Test with flying colors.
Her total? 102.
That is RIDICULOUS.

Daaaaamn.
Demon, in short, a Mary-Sue is a character who is perfect without any flaws at all."
I know, right?! Me and my friend put Edward through the test, too, and he got an even HIGHER score. I forget what it was... I'll do it again when I have more time. >:)

Actually, I'm not that surprised. I took it for one of my characters, and she scored a 40. I need to work on her...

And I'm going to do the Mary Sue Litmus Test for Edward Cullen now!

Guess what Melanie Stryder got? (from the shit book by sm, the host)
119.

Oh don't mind me, I'm just going into some sort of a shock.
*blinks again*
I'm going through the test, just to get a feel of it, and I'm thinking "God these questions aren't something that shouldn't be a big shock to an author! Who would get over fifty on these things?" And then I thought of SMeyer, and reality came crashing down on me.
*blinks*

...and then both Bella AND Deadward got over 100.
*passes out*
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