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Where did I go wrong!!!!!
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The Crimson Fucker
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Nov 11, 2009 05:06PM
Maybe it was the part where I thought I fuck up this morning while double, double checking the delivery… we have this new rule that the manager that receives it, is responsible for making sure that everything got there… you know is funny when you about to leave and you find out that you missing 150 pounds of food… I mean one starts sweating you know, but worry not, after a few calls I find out that I didn’t so I don’t have to pay it, it was a good scared tho! Or maybe before that when my last costumer was one of “those people” (it felt like the gods were mocking me y’all) but no big deal I know how to handle them so fuck it! It was a piece of cake… maybe it was before that while I was helping my retarded (I wonder if there is something more retarded than retarded?) boss to put up some stupid wall while my crew -we were short on people- got raped and didn’t ask for help cuz they terrified of him and his stupidity… but what the hell he the boss you do what he tells you to do right?, maybe it was while I was explaining to the same retard that we are not selling the product cuz it start tomorrow and we haven’t hang the POP and he tells me what POP? And I’m like… is he for real???? Well turns out he was! Keep in mind this dude makes IDK like 7 times what I make, he start talking me down in front of my crew (MY MOTHER FUCKING CREW!!!!) for something that 1 is not my responsibility but his, and 2 telling me that something I know for a fact beyond any doubt that is there on that big ass box that reads “POP”… believe it or not I actually had to sent a grunt to fetch the damn thing so I can show the dumb fuck that he was wrong… but hey! We all forget about things! I mean we only been planning for 2 months… it is easy to forget! So the problem wasn’t that… maybe it was when I almost fell on one of the wholes that are all over the floor of my store since the pipe system is being replaced… yes there are big wholes all over but they covered by big plywood nailed to them! So nobody falls but since the plumber(?) was there early today to check on what was done last night they were removed and we had to be a little careful cuz one could fall on then and break something (god how I wish I had fallen into one and broken my neck) The problem was that while one of the big plywood was leaning against the wall one of then fell on me! HAHAHAH that was funny! Only the part with nails hit my arm! Awesome! 2 cuts on my arm! While I was washing them I got distracted (you know blood and fear of gangrene can be distracting) maybe it was before that when the guy in front of me took the last croissant with eggs and cheese at that nice Korean bakery in the corner… and I had to wait for the next batch… or maybe it was way before that when I had an ermmm I don’t know I used to pass out from time to when I was like 18-21 they did a bunch of test on me and couldn’t figure out what causes them, the thing is that sometimes I fucking pass out it hasn’t happened in like 5 years tho! But this morning it did… in the kitchen I just well, hit the floor! It was great! It hurt a lot… and that feeling of being on the floor not knowing how you got there is awesome! Right there I thought about staying home… but I’m too stubborn so I went to take a shower and get ready anyway… but some asshole forgot to hit that switch thingy on the shower so the first thing I got there was a hit of cold ass water. God what a day!!! What a beautiful day!!!! Now if y’all excuse me I’ma got eat me a box of Oreos and watch fucking bored to death 3-6. yay!!!!
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Alfonso, why did you used to shave your legs?
I wanted to say something about his rant but I was rendered speechless.
Greatchen, I used to shave my legs cuz I’m weird… I do stuff and I don’t know why… Bunny, what does despeachifying means???
Seth… I think that box of Oreos for a meal wasn’t the best of the ideas… I don’t feel so good! Booo!!!
Hahahhaha, nay it was confusing… there is this Spanish word “despechado” it means heartbroken or literally without a chest… we usually use it for when one is mourning the lost of a girlfriend/boyfriend… I was confused =P
Alfonso why did you correct your title?? I loved "Where did I got wrong?"
