Missing audio books...

[Reads with Scotch]

Isaac Asimov those you have left in charge of your shit, are assholes~! The type of assholes that only other assholes can truly appreciate. Your seven book series Foundation was awesome... but it was seven fucking books, so I don't want to expend a month re-reading it. I would like to listen to it as I perform other tasks. This I can not do because none ever took the fucking time to make an un-abridged CD/MP3 version. I curse you and those whom share your DNA.

[smetchie]

Are you sure?

[smetchie]

you should ask Kasia. she knows stuff.

[Reads with Scotch]

@Gretchen: Clearification, there are a few places that offer a downloadable unabridged copy, but they are suspect. Since there are no "Amazon" type distributors I find any other "distributor" that only accepts paypal to be suspect. I don't like getting burned or downloading spyware/viruses with the added bonus of paying for it.

[smetchie]

what if it's free? as far as i know i didn't get a virus when i got The Sun Also Rises, but it was kind of like a virus itself so I dunno.

[Reads with Scotch]

http://www.ecrater.com/product.php?pi... This is the only one the looks mildly legit. The rest look like scumbags.

[Rusty]

Thank you, Nick. You reminded me that I need to finish that series. I read the first one, which found its way to my favorites (five star) shelf, and haven't gotten back to it.

[Reads with Scotch]

Oh it is a great series but I really don't want to re-read the whole damn thing.

[smetchie]

hmmmm no Kasia swooping in with a magic link? I guess she likes me better!

[Reads with Scotch]

Nope she likes me better, I had four very impressive messages in my in box. She appreciates our relationship on a higher level, so we keep it private. You're more like the slutty bar friend that is fun to hang out with, but not bring home, because one knows if you sit on anything it will require fumigating.

[Kasia]

The shit has hit the fan!!!!

I'm trying to keep all my lovers bffs in utter ignorance of one another, signing confidentiality agreements left and right, and look at this mess!

[smetchie]

Has anyone told you that you're a prick today? Or am I the first. It's still pretty early in Alaska yet, isn't it?

[smetchie]

Kasia wrote: "The shit has hit the fan!!!!

I'm trying to keep all my lovers in utter ignorance of one another, signing confidentiality agreements left and right, and look at this mess!"

Woah. no one said anything about lovers! I'm not allowed to have lovers.

[Reads with Scotch]

Gretchen wrote: "Has anyone told you that you're a prick today? Or am I the first. It's still pretty early in Alaska yet, isn't it?"

My wife make a point of telling me I am a prick/asshole/ sociopath every morning before getting out of bed.
She still digs me more dirty britches :)

[Kasia]

Gretchen wrote: "Woah. no one said anything about lovers! I'm not allowed to have lovers. "

Too late. Oh, no, but there's that edit link.

[Kasia]

I should shut up more often, or at least try to think sometimes. Right now I'm gonna go and pretend that I'm working. Adios amigos.

[smetchie]

Kasia you're making it worse. Now it looks like we actually ARE lovers. You're going to get Nick and I in trouble with our spouses.

[Reads with Scotch]

I could make a joke about polish lovers?

[smetchie]

that would be fun. go ahead.

[Reads with Scotch]

oh... er... well that kinda was the joke but give me a minute I'll come up with something.

[smetchie]

A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, “I’d like some Polish sausage.”

The clerk looks at him and says, “Are you Polish?”

The guy, clearly offended, says, “Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something.” If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?”

The clerk says, “Well, no.”

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, “Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I’m Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?”

The clerk replies, “Because this is Home Depot.”

[smetchie]

oh but are yours original? nice!

[Kasia]

Those are awesome Bunny! I've been laughing so badly.

[smetchie]

Kasia you changed your name?

[Kasia]

I tried it, for a moment, but it felt weird, so I'm back to being Kasia. Turns out I don't like change.

[smetchie]

That tender barbarian looked familiar, though. Is it maybe your title in the group you moderate? It's a nice description of the way you want people to think you are.

[Kasia]

You're right, it's my title over there, accurate or not.

[smetchie]

it's sweet.