Mod Madness 2024 - Modiac Mania

[Beth]

That's a lot to think about. But I do have a question.

Cancer: (I'll put it in spoiler form, just in case) (view spoiler)[is the title of the book eponymous, i.e. named at least in part after its main character? (hide spoiler)]

[SFFBC, Ancillary Mod]

Silvana wrote: "Since apparently I am barely a Leo based on the above description, I need a personalised horoscope, O Mystical Mods!"

Ahhh yessss! The cards have much to share with you!

There is no way this ends badly for you. However, you should be cautious of relationships with Libra, Aries, and Pisces. It's just not the time for them. Leo may seem most appealing, but do not overlook their sister, Cancer, the shy Virgo, ambitious Libra, or sassy Aquarius. The question will be what propels you--vindication? Adventure? Rage? Curiosity? Humor? Be considered, as each may lead you well, but all will lead you to new realms.

[SFFBC, Ancillary Mod]

Beth wrote: "That's a lot to think about. But I do have a question.

Cancer: (I'll put it in spoiler form, just in case) [spoilers removed]"

Indeed, part of this title (view spoiler)[belongs to a very famous being. (hide spoiler)]

[Sarah]

Are any of these authors on the shelf already?

[Sarah]

Is Sagittarius:(view spoiler)[Masters of Death by Olivie Blake (hide spoiler)]

[CBRetriever]

Allison wrote: "If you request a personalized horoscope, the group mystics will divine your future for you! Yours, based on you alone and what the stars suggest!

(read: We're going to look at your shelf and the b..."

let me be the first to request a personalized horoscope, then

please...

[Beth]

SFFBC wrote: "Indeed, part of this title [spoilers removed]"

Oh, you cryptic ancillary mod, seeding doubt! My guess for Cancer is (view spoiler)[The Adventures of Amina al-Sirafi. The cover copy doesn't mention an immortal ex, and I haven't read it, but some of the elements line up. (hide spoiler)]

[Olga]

Could I request a personal Leo horoscope, please?

[Ryan, Your favourite moderators favourite moderator]

@Sarah, that's the thing with modiac signs. They always come back around eventually.

[Ryan, Your favourite moderators favourite moderator]

@Sarah, that's the thing with modiac signs. They always come back around eventually.

[Sarah]

Ryan wrote: "@Sarah, that's the thing with modiac signs. They always come back around eventually."

What a mod-like answer. haha.

In that case I'm going to guess that Virgo is: (view spoiler)[In the Lives of Puppets by T.J. Klune (hide spoiler)]

As I think the author is eligible again.

[Anna]

I knew Sarah would be getting some excellent guesses in, but alas, none of yours are correct :(

:P

[Sarah]

Darn. I thought for sure the Sagittarius one was correct. There’s literally a lying fox in the blurb. 😂

[Anna]

Those devious lying foxes ;)

[Melanie, the neutral party]

My guesses...

Taurus (view spoiler)[ Yumi and the Nightmare Painter (hide spoiler)]

Cancer (view spoiler)[ The Adventures of Amina al-Sirafi (hide spoiler)]

Aries (view spoiler)[ The Rookie (hide spoiler)]

[SFFBC, Ancillary Mod]

The signs become gateaways as they are named. Follow them to learn the truth.

[SFFBC, Ancillary Mod]

CBRetriever wrote: "Allison wrote: "If you request a personalized horoscope, the group mystics will divine your future for you! Yours, based on you alone and what the stars suggest!

(read: We're going to look at your..."

Ahh yes. The sky reveals much. Your stars gleam brightly. Scorpio, Libra, Gemini most prominent. Don't let bold Aries, gentle Pisces or loud Leo drown out the voices of others more amenable. You will find some stars resonate more closely to your profession, while others will lead to your escape.

[SFFBC, Ancillary Mod]

Olga wrote: "Could I request a personal Leo horoscope, please?"

Your star burns bright. Your flare for finding drama may be as easy as looking up. However we see only good things for you this year. Pisces and Capricorn may lead you to places you might not have visited and may not wish to stay, but the journey will be memorable. The houses of Sagittarius and Aquarius may also deserve your attention.

[Meredith]

A guess for Gemini (view spoiler)[ Mickey 7 (hide spoiler)]

[Meredith]

and a guess for Capricorn (view spoiler)[ Some Desperate Glory (hide spoiler)]

[Aga]

I think I need a personalized horoscope for Libra.

[Aga]

And I’m guessing Sagitarius is : (view spoiler)[ Shadow of the Fox (hide spoiler)]

[SFFBC, Ancillary Mod]

The stars do not react to any of these guesses

[SFFBC, Ancillary Mod]

Aga wrote: "I think I need a personalized horoscope for Libra."

I've run your numbers for you. Born on the cusp between Libra and Scorpio, each may speak to you. Other air and water signs will cause conflict. Earth is most compatible with you at this time of year, when the world is preparing for winter. Your life will be enhanced by real characters--seek them out.

[Aga]

SFFBC wrote: "Aga wrote: "I think I need a personalized horoscope for Libra."

I've run your numbers for you. Born on the cusp between Libra and Scorpio, each may speak to you. Other air and water signs will cau..."

Thank you! Sounds mysterious.

[Meredith]

SFFBC wrote: "The stars do not react to any of these guesses"

Oh, implacable stars!

Well, in that case, I would love to know my horoscope. I am a Taurus.

[Kaia]

May I have a horoscope too, please? I am an Aquarius.

[Allison, Fairy Mod-mother]

I love that you're giving our oracle more to work with, but if you don't want to share your sign, that's OK too for those wanting to participate!

[SFFBC, Ancillary Mod]

Meredith wrote: "SFFBC wrote: "The stars do not react to any of these guesses"

Oh, implacable stars!

Well, in that case, I would love to know my horoscope. I am a Taurus."

The colors of Taurus are green and pink, which is a strong indicator that this month you are deeply aligned with Aquarius' agenda. Beware Capricorn--you will want to love them and they will spurn you. Scorpio may be a bit stiff around you, so choose to spend time with those whose comforts you can enjoy more readily.

[SFFBC, Ancillary Mod]

Kaia wrote: "May I have a horoscope too, please? I am an Aquarius."

Your strong elemental pull connects you with Pisces, Taurus, Gemini and others like you. Stay away from fire--in these months they do not mesh well with your airy nature. You must make a choice between the ethereal aspect of your sign and the fiercer aspect of the winds in storm.

[Kaia]

SFFBC wrote: "Kaia wrote: "May I have a horoscope too, please? I am an Aquarius."

Your strong elemental pull connects you with Pisces, Taurus, Gemini and others like you. Stay away from fire--in these months th..."

Thank you! This is such fun. :-)

[Sarah]

I’d like one too! (One as in a personalized horoscope.)

[CBRetriever]

I'll never get these (my brain is too too literal)

The only book I can think of to fit this one:

Ahh yes. The sky reveals much. Your stars gleam brightly. Scorpio, Libra, Gemini most prominent. Don't let bold Aries, gentle Pisces or loud Leo drown out the voices of others more amenable. You will find some stars resonate more closely to your profession, while others will lead to your escape.

is one that has lots of stars and people: (view spoiler)[...The Girl and the Stars (hide spoiler)]

[Nicol]

I would love a personalized horoscope too!

[Allison, Fairy Mod-mother]

you are also encouraged to help each other decipher the horoscopes! what's the use of reading your horoscope without your buddies telling you what boys books might like you

[Allison, Fairy Mod-mother]

There have been successful guesses, but not nearly as many as there are constellations.

[SFFBC, Ancillary Mod]

Sarah wrote: "I’d like one too! (One as in a personalized horoscope.)"

Your best dance this month is leonine in nature. The air signs all call to you, and you'd be right to answer them. Virgo, Taurus and Capricorn are not your friends. Avoid. Avoid. Avoid.

[SFFBC, Ancillary Mod]

Nicol wrote: "I would love a personalized horoscope too!"

Your best friend is a crab. The wind in her manifold forms speaks to you--how you answer her is going to be telling. Choose wisely the amount of energy and attention you can give others, and for you, the earth is lava.

[Sarah]

I’d like a personalized one too!

[SFFBC, Ancillary Mod]

Sarah wrote: "I’d like a personalized one too!"

*Shakes the bones*

Iiiinteresting! Pisces would suit your most wistful moods. Cancer will take you away from your worries. Stay close to Earth, as its grounding abilities will keep you present. Sagittarius and Aquarius are on their own journeys--perhaps they should proceed unchaperoned.

[Anna]

Can *I* have a personalized horoscope? :D

[Allison, Fairy Mod-mother]

I already did! lol

[Anna]

grumble grumble what a bag of pants :(

[Allison, Fairy Mod-mother]

Anna wrote: "grumble grumble what a bag of pants :("

XD

Okay, you sassy beaver.

[Anna]

Gimme a proper horoscope you silly sausage!

[Anna]

(please)

[Allison, Fairy Mod-mother]

(This will all make sense if you're caught up on GBBO this season, which, for the record, Anna and I have watched together despite a 7 hour time difference for the last 2 seasons.)

FINE but only because I'm feeling vulnerable now that our Bee is out.

[SFFBC, Ancillary Mod]

*skips a rock over the water*

You're already aware of that which meets your criteria. Of the unknown, you will dream of gracious AI, be averse to cold iron, and led into horrendous demesnes that, shockingly, will become beautiful to you. You may not appreciate the chemistry of Aquarius, but you will not be led astray by the predictable tides of the water, even if other shores touched by its ebb and flow have not welcomed you.

[Anna]

Thank you! Now I have a chance of voting for something I'll like ^_^

(I knew your resolve would wobble, you're an Al(l)ison after all.)

[Allison, Fairy Mod-mother]

*does a creme caramel wiggle*