I hate how I went to get coffee, and there were twenty people all crowded into this tiny area, and this one guy shoved through the group...

[Jamie]

and stepped really hard on my foot and then didn't even bother to apologize even though he was standing right in front of me.
Also, I hate that he was really ugly (subjectively speaking).

[Jamie]

I prefer being stepped on by attractive people (subjectively speaking). And by "being stepped on", I mean "sleeping with".

[[deleted user]]

Mmmm...sleeping.