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I had a fish that committed suicide...

Tracy, when do we get the report on the taste???? (And I didn’t notice it was a pun buaaa I feel so stupid)
Amy, how did you fish do it??? I don’t want to weak up and find Betacaroteno tied to a Helium balloon or something!!!
I had two goldies in a bowl, Edgar (Poe) and Leo (Tolstoy). Now, you would think that Edgar would be the depressive one, but alas it was Leo who kept trying to end it all. At least two times he jumped right out of the bowl, but I was there, caught him and quickly put him back into the bowl. One morning I woke up and there he was, lying on the heat vent in the floor...stiff! He waited until I was asleep so I couldn't interfere with his plans again. Poor Leo! Edgar was a sport and lasted several more years.



Long story short(ish):
Angel fish may be quite beautiful and elegant to look at but they are also Cichlids and bloodthirsty as all get out. Mix them with smaller more placid fish like mollies or neon tetras and you get carnage in a tank. The angel fish got so fat and greedy it left half eaten bodies floating around while it went after fresh meat. The remaining fish either gave up the will to live or were polluted by death waste not pulled out by the filter.
As fascinating an experiment in Darwinian theory as this was I gave up on fish and moved to larger animals (none of which have eaten each other).
Hmmmm Joanie, a theory to ponder I feel....
Love me some SW! (Shhhh Tracy, we're all in hiding now, Darth and all that carry on...)

"it left half eaten bodies floating around while it went after fresh meat. The remaining fish either gave up the will to live or were polluted by death waste not pulled out by the filter. "
Jesus Christ Tesse! How long were you leaving the fishy corpses in the bowl?!
Fish A: Man, Fishbee. I've been kinda bummed out lately.
Fishbee: Oh but why, my truest comrade when all of our needs are met?
Fish A: Well, there's the constant obstacle of having to swim around fish corpses whenever I'm cruising the tank, man.
Fishbee: It is somewhat distressing, when do you think Tesse's gonna clean the tank?
Fish A: Shit man, I dunno. She just keeps lookin' in the side of the tank & makin' notes in that copy of origin of the species she's always luggin' around.
Fish B: I'd never really contemplated things in that light, but now that you've made mention of it I am kind of losing my will to live.
Fish A: Man, that's a freakin' coincidence.
Fishbee: Oh? Why's that?
Fish A: 'Cuz they call me Fish A for Angelfish M****erf***er!! Prepare to be devoured homeslice!!
Fishbee: Oh the humanity!!! Why, cruel fates, why?!?
Jesus Christ Tesse! How long were you leaving the fishy corpses in the bowl?!
Fish A: Man, Fishbee. I've been kinda bummed out lately.
Fishbee: Oh but why, my truest comrade when all of our needs are met?
Fish A: Well, there's the constant obstacle of having to swim around fish corpses whenever I'm cruising the tank, man.
Fishbee: It is somewhat distressing, when do you think Tesse's gonna clean the tank?
Fish A: Shit man, I dunno. She just keeps lookin' in the side of the tank & makin' notes in that copy of origin of the species she's always luggin' around.
Fish B: I'd never really contemplated things in that light, but now that you've made mention of it I am kind of losing my will to live.
Fish A: Man, that's a freakin' coincidence.
Fishbee: Oh? Why's that?
Fish A: 'Cuz they call me Fish A for Angelfish M****erf***er!! Prepare to be devoured homeslice!!
Fishbee: Oh the humanity!!! Why, cruel fates, why?!?
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or that new hot chick that moved next to my apartment... who thinks i have a chance?
or my fish Betacaroteno... i think he depress....
or anything that Obama thread be stupid!!!!
any other ideas?