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I hate the 2 Obama threads lets talk about something else

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The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments what about Kitlers? (cats that look like hitler)

or that new hot chick that moved next to my apartment... who thinks i have a chance?


or my fish Betacaroteno... i think he depress....


or anything that Obama thread be stupid!!!!


any other ideas?


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Tracy yes i did -=P and yes he is a betta it took me 2 hours to explain my cousin why it is funny =P


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments PD: the sexy motherpucker thing is the one that taste like chocolate!? sexy!


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments IDK he just be floating there on a corner of his fish tank behind a palm looking at the wall... i think he may try to kill himself or something, im making funy faces and shit for him and nothing! anybody knows how to cheer up a fish?


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments like 6 months but he always been depressive


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments guahahah bettas kill each other =P if i put a female he'll make her lay aggs and then kill her to take care of the baby fish and then eat them =P and yes i used to breed bettas as a kid ( i come from the 3rd world this was my idea of fun it was that or throw rocks =P)


message 7: by Joanie (new)

Joanie Alfonso, maybe you should mix a little St. John's Wort in with your fishie's food, see if that would help. I'd suggest the Omega 3/fish oil capsules but given that's he's a fish it seemed a bit insensitive.


message 8: by Joanie (new)

Joanie Oh, and Tracy, where did you get the Sexy Motherpucker lipgloss? Love the name!


message 9: by Joanie (new)

Joanie Oooh even better that it's at Target and not somewhere super pricey, makes it seem even better! Thanks!


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I had a fish that committed suicide...


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Joanie, great idea, you know where I can buy the blood?

Tracy, when do we get the report on the taste???? (And I didn’t notice it was a pun buaaa I feel so stupid)

Amy, how did you fish do it??? I don’t want to weak up and find Betacaroteno tied to a Helium balloon or something!!!



The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments hate


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I had two goldies in a bowl, Edgar (Poe) and Leo (Tolstoy). Now, you would think that Edgar would be the depressive one, but alas it was Leo who kept trying to end it all. At least two times he jumped right out of the bowl, but I was there, caught him and quickly put him back into the bowl. One morning I woke up and there he was, lying on the heat vent in the floor...stiff! He waited until I was asleep so I couldn't interfere with his plans again. Poor Leo! Edgar was a sport and lasted several more years.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Maybe Edgar was the depressive one... maybe he convinced poor Leo to do it... maybe he push him out of the bowl himself!!! Maybe you expend years living with a psycho fish! guahahah I'm really bored this morning =P


message 15: by Joanie (new)

Joanie Good theory about Edgar. Maybe he was like Hannibal Lector whispering away to Multiple Miggs telling him how he could swallow his tongue. Poor Leo never stood a chance!


message 16: by Tesse (new)

Tesse (hooksinmyhead) My last fish experience also involves death and cannibalism and possibly depression.

Long story short(ish):

Angel fish may be quite beautiful and elegant to look at but they are also Cichlids and bloodthirsty as all get out. Mix them with smaller more placid fish like mollies or neon tetras and you get carnage in a tank. The angel fish got so fat and greedy it left half eaten bodies floating around while it went after fresh meat. The remaining fish either gave up the will to live or were polluted by death waste not pulled out by the filter.

As fascinating an experiment in Darwinian theory as this was I gave up on fish and moved to larger animals (none of which have eaten each other).


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Hmmmm Joanie, a theory to ponder I feel....


message 18: by Sarah (new)

Sarah (songgirl7) The force is strong with this one.


message 19: by Joanie (new)

Joanie Hard to see the dark side is (especially with fish)


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Love me some SW! (Shhhh Tracy, we're all in hiding now, Darth and all that carry on...)


message 21: by Sarah (new)

Sarah (songgirl7) OK, thanks to you, Amy and Tracy, I have just decided to put on Episode IV while cleaning the house today.


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(green...)


message 23: by Sarah (new)

Sarah (songgirl7) (purple is better... even though I think purple is evil)


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Green, Sarah....GREEN!


message 25: by Sarah (new)

Sarah (songgirl7) Tracy, find a cute boy to lick it off for you.
My husband likes my passion fruit-mango lip gloss.


message 26: by [deleted user] (last edited Mar 28, 2008 04:50PM) (new)

"it left half eaten bodies floating around while it went after fresh meat. The remaining fish either gave up the will to live or were polluted by death waste not pulled out by the filter. "

Jesus Christ Tesse! How long were you leaving the fishy corpses in the bowl?!

Fish A: Man, Fishbee. I've been kinda bummed out lately.
Fishbee: Oh but why, my truest comrade when all of our needs are met?
Fish A: Well, there's the constant obstacle of having to swim around fish corpses whenever I'm cruising the tank, man.
Fishbee: It is somewhat distressing, when do you think Tesse's gonna clean the tank?
Fish A: Shit man, I dunno. She just keeps lookin' in the side of the tank & makin' notes in that copy of origin of the species she's always luggin' around.
Fish B: I'd never really contemplated things in that light, but now that you've made mention of it I am kind of losing my will to live.
Fish A: Man, that's a freakin' coincidence.
Fishbee: Oh? Why's that?
Fish A: 'Cuz they call me Fish A for Angelfish M****erf***er!! Prepare to be devoured homeslice!!
Fishbee: Oh the humanity!!! Why, cruel fates, why?!?




The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Sarah, I know everthing and when i dont i just make it up =P


Steve, LMAO


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