What's the Name of That Book??? discussion
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Tween? Fantasy. Twist on classic/ Grimm fairy tales with a snarky narrator who breaks the fourth wall. Brother & sister. Boy goes to Hell at one point to eat with Satan and his mother. Some violence. Cover: red. Read 2013-2014. Spoilers ahead.
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do you remember any cover details? or if the title was long or short?

It was one continuous novel, I believe. Maybe around 100-200 pages long.

I remember it having a red cover with black and white accents. I think it had a tree on it, or maybe a crow... like I said I read it nearly a decade ago so it's hard to remember. But it was definitely a bright red with black and white accents.
Sounds like a collection of twisted fairy tales. I read a book like that, but don't remember if it included all of those. It was a three part series.
1. A Tale Dark and Grimm
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/7...
2. In a Glass Grimmly
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/1...
3. The Grimm Conclusion
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/1...
The cover you described matches best with the third book.
1. A Tale Dark and Grimm
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/7...
2. In a Glass Grimmly
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/1...
3. The Grimm Conclusion
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/1...
The cover you described matches best with the third book.
I remember that the story included a bird from a fable I have also forgotten the name of: The Nightingale https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/4...
In The Nightingale, an emperor has a pet nightingale who he rejects for a clockwork one, but on his deathbed, his clockwork nightingale breaks and his real nightingale comes back and heals the emperor with song.
Where the bird drops flour (or a stone) on someone's head, killing them upon impact. I also remember the parents in the story murdering one of the children to cook into a stew. I also remember one of the children (or maybe one of the adults) being murdered by having something closed on their head: The Juniper Tree https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/4...
In The Juniper Tree, the stepmother kills the brother by slamming his head in a chest. The sister thinks it's her fault, and cries. The brother becomes a bird and flies about collecting things while the stepmother cooks his body into a stew. The sister takes her brother's bones and buries them under the juniper tree. The brother, still a bird, comes with shoes for his sister and golden chains for his father. But when his stepmother steps out, he drops a millstone on her head and killed her. Then he lands beneath the juniper tree and becomes a boy again.
In The Nightingale, an emperor has a pet nightingale who he rejects for a clockwork one, but on his deathbed, his clockwork nightingale breaks and his real nightingale comes back and heals the emperor with song.
Where the bird drops flour (or a stone) on someone's head, killing them upon impact. I also remember the parents in the story murdering one of the children to cook into a stew. I also remember one of the children (or maybe one of the adults) being murdered by having something closed on their head: The Juniper Tree https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/4...
In The Juniper Tree, the stepmother kills the brother by slamming his head in a chest. The sister thinks it's her fault, and cries. The brother becomes a bird and flies about collecting things while the stepmother cooks his body into a stew. The sister takes her brother's bones and buries them under the juniper tree. The brother, still a bird, comes with shoes for his sister and golden chains for his father. But when his stepmother steps out, he drops a millstone on her head and killed her. Then he lands beneath the juniper tree and becomes a boy again.

Have you checked your library catalogue or asked a librarian for help?
Google Books preview of
The Grimm Conclusion by Adam Gidwitz - Concinnous' suggestion:
https://books.google.com/books?id=qBz...
Quotes from the book:
- ... the stew pot and all the plates clattering to the floor ... As the stepfather came clear of the door - BANG! The bird dropped the millstone right on his head.
- Fact 4: Her mother ate her brother in a stew.

https://books.google.com/books?id=qBz...
Quotes from the book:
- ... the stew pot and all the plates clattering to the floor ... As the stepfather came clear of the door - BANG! The bird dropped the millstone right on his head.
- Fact 4: Her mother ate her brother in a stew.
I don't remember much, but I think it was a twist on Grimm fairy tales with the two main characters being brother and sister. I remember the narrator being snarky and often addressing the reader in a humorous way.
SPOILERS AND CONTENT WARNING UP AHEAD (gore)
I remember that the story included a bird from a fable I have also forgotten the name of. Where the bird drops flour (or a stone) on someone's head, killing them upon impact. I also remember the parents in the story murdering one of the children to cook into a stew. I also remember one of the children (or maybe one of the adults) being murdered by having something closed on their head.
As I said, I was eleven when I read this in my school's library. There were some funny parts, of course. With the whole "going to hell and meeting an atypical stature of satan" thing, I still think about it all to this day.
Honestly, I'm not exactly sure why I want to find it. I think not knowing what its called is bugging me like an itch I can't scratch.