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I hate that I don’t have a stalker!!!!!
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The Crimson Fucker
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Oct 01, 2009 12:11PM
So last night on the boy’s (and one girl) circle we were discussing stalkers… apparently all the chicks we know had have one… but not the boys!!! And I think I’ll be fun to have one… I want some crazy chick to follow me around thinking that I don’t know she is there, and to knock on my window at freaking 3 in the morning and shit! And to give me crazy presents!!! Life sucks!!! Why is it that boys never get stalkers???
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I've never had a stalker either Fonoso. hrmph!
you sdont want one, trust me. its a terrible inconvenience
Yeah, don't say that!
It's like when people say they wish they had the "willpower" to be anorexic. SHUT UP! Having an eating disorder is awful. Same with stalkers!
It's like when people say they wish they had the "willpower" to be anorexic. SHUT UP! Having an eating disorder is awful. Same with stalkers!
Look yall right now im on the park sitting waiting for my crappy movie... If I had a stalker ill be having fun trying to lose her, and thad be fun!
Ps feliz says hell fuck her
Your imaginary stalker is quite peaceable and not scary at all. Would you still want her if she were prone to violence and skilled with weapons?
I never met a women who could take me down
Feliz will fuck your stalker? What's the etiquette on that?
Sharing is caring!!!! Im ok with a friend fucking my stalker
Alfonso wrote: "I never met a women who could take me down"ever met a shotgun that could?
Gret, im about to watch I hope they servr beer in hhell and the theather is full wtf do this people know what this movie is about?
say what now? I wish I were about to watch a movie at an actual movie theater.
Alfonso I know what you are going through. I couldn't find a faithful stalker, either, not even by an ad or for money. Then I bought a second cell-phone, created some IDs and now I am proudly stalking myself (including heavy breathing on the phone).
A true stalker is nothing to joke about. I still have this little shit at work chasing me on the internet since he knows he'll get his ass fired if he does it at work.
Little does he know that he can still be fired for doing it online!
He was telling people my schedule outside of work (when I was home and not home), he knew I lived in a gated community when I live 45 minutes from work. He was taking pictures of me with a cell phone during working hours. He was a creepy little shit.
He was also a member here... I think Sarah remembers him... Gene... the one that was whinging about working with monkeys and being racist at times....
He makes my skin crawl.
I think I remember Gene. He had a Jack Bauer avatar, right?
Look all I want in live is a creepy girl following me around picking up my garbage, giving me sucks with cute little messages saying what she’s done with them, and sending me dead animals and shit! I think I’ll be fun, like if I’m hanging out with some friends and somebody will be like yo, alfonso that weird chick behind is totally checking you out” and I’ll say “ahhh, that’s just my stalker today is Monday right? Yeah, she gets closer on Mondays.” man, that’d be fun! I’m telling y’all
Like Rose on Two and a Half Men. She's a fun, quirky stalker and Charlie is sort of protective of her because she's HIS stalker. That's what you want. So as long as we're in a sit-com I agree. I think it would be fun.
Well of course! I don’t want a stalker with a shotgun! I just want her to be creepy and keep her distance, and if she kind of cute I’d fuck her too from time to time… you know to keep her happy and shit =)
yep. this is just like Rose. Charlie can't help but fuck her from time to time either.
Alfonso wrote: "Look all I want in live is a creepy girl following me around picking up my garbage, giving me sucks with cute little messages saying what she’s done with them, and sending me dead animals and shit!..."Ok, if I ever get a stalker I'll give her/him to you. Deal?
You cheat, you lie, you son of a bitch and a camel!!!!! Me sweet??! Humph!
No, seriously stop with the caning. I will behave. Promise.
Just ask my P.O. I'm not usually this bad.
I cannot hear you as I am presently on my way to Poland in order to deliver swift punishment.
Mommy, I'm scared! **clings to mommy's skirt** (and I mean it)
Oh my, Gretchen just admitted she watches 3 1/2 Men!
