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♠Zombie Slaying and Alien Hunting 101♠

Keep in mind NONE of this came from a dentist, my genius mother's been inspecting my teeth every day since I turned thirteen and waited until I was actually IN PAIN to decide something had to be done.
Thanks, Ma.
I don't know HOW my teeth got all fucked up. I brush religiously and I drink the fluoride tap water three or four times a day.
This is bullshit.

The Sheila one, 'Revolving Doors', failed miserably and had to be scrapped. :(
I really liked it though, so I want to try and do it again.
Also my commission's coming along nicely, just got done with the concept outline. :D
... Whoa that sounded smart. XD

I'm semi-excited, because it's Texas, but I wish we were going to Dallas,
We're going to see Big Head Todd and The Monsters (NOT really a band I like)... At a barbeque joint. :/
Meh. My aunt C's gonna be there and I LOVE her, so I'm still happy.
Zombieslayer/Alienhunter{He hung himself with a guitar string} wrote: "Almost done with the Gorillaz fanart, the one of all four Round-a-Bouts.
The Sheila one, 'Revolving Doors', failed miserably and had to be scrapped. :(
I really liked it though, so I want to try an..."
;)
The Sheila one, 'Revolving Doors', failed miserably and had to be scrapped. :(
I really liked it though, so I want to try an..."
;)

The whole affair included my mom UNHOOKING THE DOG'S FUCKING HARNESS, me CHASING HER FOR TWO AND HALF BLOCKS, me having to PICK HER UP AND CARRY HER TO OUR PORCH and, to top it all off, me and mom getting into a ALL-OUT WHITE TRASH SHOUTING MATCH IN OUR FRONT YARD.
I need a drink.
(view spoiler)

I have to watch Jeopardy with my folks ('cause educational, derp) but after that i'm just gonna work on fanart then go to sleep, maybe read some more or The Infinite Sea.
I can binge cartoons tomorrow night.

Annnddd it's mediocre. :/
Meh. Better than what I was doing a year ago, without a doubt.
Practice practice practice.
About to upload, then i'll link.

It's pathetic, I know. XD

Keep in mind it's a demo so it's a little glitchy, but contrary to popular belief (jackass comments on the site) you DO get the full game.
PM me for it if you want it.

This is why I should stick to zombie single-shooters.

W: Absolutely. Would you tell me if you were Wonder Woman?
A.S: Of course.
Me: If you were Spider-Man and he was Wonder Woman, you wouldn't be telling each other anything. Marvel and DC characters can't converse with each other.
A.S:...
W:...
A.S: Whatever, *cough, cough* nerd. *cough, cough*

My download? Yeah, never mind.
you beat the second night and then it says "thanks for playing the two-night demo!"
I thought it was full because SEVERAL people on the game site said it was.
FUCK.
All that effort, wasted!

It's where you take seven men, they can be from books, comics, shows, real life, whatever you want, and yeah. You just draw them. XD
I'm gonna start in February, and use all cartoon guys.
I NEVER draw guys unless I have to (I have male OCs for Gorillaz, Steven Universe and Kick-Ass) and I need practice.
Plus it's only seven, not thirty-one like my last two challenges.

Absolutely. I stole it from a couple thousand Deviant artists. XD

http://lovethelieyoulive.deviantart.c...
...Ooookay so I added some comic book characters. So shoot me.

http://lovethelieyoulive.deviantart.c...
Took her a while to 'grow into herself' I guess. XD

"No, i'm into tricking slime like you into chatting with 'sixteen-year-old minors' so me and the rest of the Austin PD can haul your ass into custody."

Describe your ideal partner!
Gender: Female.
Height: My height, or shorter. Preferably not taller.
Build: I dunno, curvy? *blush*
Eyes: Brown.
Hair: Black, preferably, but I also have a pretty big soft spot for redheads (I blame Emma Watson).
Accent: I dunno, Southern? XD Seriously, though, I like a Latin American accent.
Turn-ons: Um. For her? Funny, awkward blondes with a twelve-year-old's sense of humor?
Turn-offs: Really kinky stuff (whips, chains, ropes? No. No thank you, get away from me).

Let me tell you a story, then you tell me if you think it's bullshit, okay?
My brother, he'll be twenty-four in March, wants to rent a house in Greenville, Texas, with his girlfriend.
Well, the couple renting the house out is nice, nice old lady, nice old man, they talk about their grandkids who are probably about Clint's age.
So the lady's having him sign some stuff, and while she's doing that, old man writes down his plate numbers (did I mention this 'nice old grandpa' used to be a cop?) and calls one of his friends who's still a cop, and low and behold, egads! Clinton ---- has a felony! A non-violent, no-victim felony! Run for your lives!
So he says to my brother: the house has been rented.
Make up your own mind, but i'm calling bullshit.
I get that you can choose to not rent to felons if you want, (and actually, you can not rent to whoever you want because they're black or gay or something else stupid people disapprove of, as long as you don't advertise for the rental property on the Internet or in papers, that's the loophole) but why would you turn down someone who's
A( been out of jail over a year and hasn't done a thing to get in trouble since.
B( Is in a committed relationship.
C( Has kids.
D( Is, and I repeat, a non-violent, victimless offender. He didn't kill anyone. He didn't assault anyone in any way, shape or form. He didn't steal anything.
And Dumbly Do-Right the Amazing Retiree decided he was a scumbag.
I don't like my brother that much either, but, seriously, what the fuck?

... So why do three-year-old boys keep mistaking me for their mother?

Bullshit.
I guess this is what I get for not being able to afford a console, is that it? My punishment?

*crickets*
Okay so maybe i'm just a nerd...
But who cares? Spawn!

people
actually
ship
YOUTUBERS?
Seriously I ran into some Markplier stuff on DA and I-
Ah, I can't.
Do they make mouthwash for your eyes?


Like, brutally.
And no luck at all with Jumpin' Jack Flash.
Maybe i'll move on to Enter Sandman.
Zombieslayer/Alienhunter{He hung himself with a guitar string} wrote: "I got a note on DA asking for a commission. 0_0"
#MoreZtrash
#MoreZtrash

Best thing about the suck-ass DA note system is that you can blame it when you don't reply to someone for a week, they KNOW it's bad and will lock up your notes if you have a brain cramp and forget how it works.
They never get mad at you. ^-^

XD Me becoming a thing is one of the seven signs of the apocalypse, you know. Mwahaha,

Someone Who Cares, Three Days Grace.
Specific lyric: 'Am I to blame when the guilt and the shame hang over me?'
Who Taught You How to Hate, Disturbed.
Specific lyric; 'Tell me, who taught you how to hate? 'Cause it's not in your blood.'
Stranger Inside. ShineDown.
Specific lyric: 'Have you ever felt lost inside? So unloved within that you almost died?'
Love Bites, Def Leppard < This one was why I didn't wanna write it on FB.
Specific lyric: 'When you make love, do you look in your mirror? Who do you think of? Does he look like me?'
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I'm not an insomniac, but, my rhythms get fucked up really easily, I guess. :/
For a while there I was sleeping twelve-thirty to seven, that was working out just fine.
Then I accidently slept in a few days in a row, then there was the whole accidently sleeping ten and a half hours thing, so here we are.
*sigh*