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Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter
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Jan 15, 2016 10:44AM

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Seriously the scene last week was
Me: Seriously? Three boxes of toaster waffles and four pork loins, but no egg rolls?
Dad: Sorry. But in my defense, YOU forgot to put them on the list.
Me: They WERE on the list.
Dad: *produces list from pocket* Where?
Me: *snags list* Right here.
Dad: I thought that said dog food.
Me: Legit? You thought 'egg rolls' said 'dog food'?
Dad: Retracting previous statement. In my defense, you write like an epileptic ramen noodle.
Me: I'd be offended if I wasn't picturing that.

*sigh*
Okay, may need to find a better way of doing this. The bandages are dangerous, but this hurts like a bitch.

I might do the ends with hydrogen peroxcide. That way if it looks awful i can just chop them off.


I can do the pics tonight, i'm sure i'll be up, and I can probably finish One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest today/tomorrow.
I can do the rest Monday.

Asks a forty-year-old man with no books listed and no profile picture.
*declines friend request*

Stupid shit that a, could kill them and b, doesn't work the way it's supposed to.
I'm sure there are plenty of us who choose not to do stupid shit.
I am not one of them.
I saw a report about us getting a snowstorm yesterday (might be so small and so light it doesn't even stick, dunno yet) and the first thing I thought was
"I wonder if I can morph my skateboard into snowboard? Be easy enough, take the wheels off, duct-tape over the slots..."
XD
They call us 'snow-rons'.

OD green Alice in Chains t-shirt.
black and white flannel.
denim jacket.
flare-leg jeans.
black boots.
hair: loose

Yeah, well we dunno SHIT about snow here. XD Some of us aren't that dumb about it (I, for one, don't jump off roofs or skate in traffic) but most of us between the ages of ten and twenty are HUGE snowrons.

-Sui Ishida, Tokyo Ghoul

My back and my chest are all sore now. :/

-I'm sarcastic
-I refuse to get a haircut.
-I am often under the influence of a controlled substance.
Wow.
I'm everything that's been wrong with American youth since the 1960's.

My little bro is cheering with you :P

@Kassi: Yay! :D That's awesome.
Shit. My face XD
XD He's pissed cuz I accidentally cancelled the recording.
XD He's pissed cuz I accidentally cancelled the recording.

XD I'd be pissed too! Eh, he'll get over it. Kids are like that.

Between the Cowboys for pro and the Longhorns for college (yeah, we won Red River, but we usually do)?
I'm in so much pain.

*sigh* As long as Pittsburgh loses.
But the my mom will slaughter me so...
Nah. Still worth it.

Grrrrr.
Are hatred of the Packers and DeMarco Murray's lack of sportsmanship the only football-related things we have in common?
BUT WE JUST GOT YARDS FINALLY.

Sorry. ^-^ It's not Dallas going, but, i'm taking what I can get.
(view spoiler)

Dad: Weren't you wearing those jeans yesterday?
Me: Yeah.
Dad: You're wearing them again?
Me: Yeah. What's the big deal, yesterday was the first time I wore them after laundry night. What do you think I am, a farmhand?
Dad: Well, you eat like one.
Mom: David!
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