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Dec 30, 2015 07:00PM
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Oh god... I swear, Lauren, you kill me sometimes XD
HOW do you manage to get yourself into these situations? XP
HOW do you manage to get yourself into these situations? XP

I don't know. .-. I REALLY hope it's something my mom gave me because she couldn't find the other one...

It's gonna be a big ghetto blaster stereo with the cord all tangled (there's gonna be a bunch of hidden cursive L's) behind it, and around it in a circle it's gonna say
"Ready To Live, Ready To Die: Art. Love. Freedom."
I'll do before and after pics, i'm gonna want thoughts!
Zombieslayer/Alienhunter{I never learn from my mistakes} wrote: "Will you still be laughing when I get syphilis?"
Nope, I won't be laughing. I'll be too busy catching it from your appetizing royalty ;)
Nope, I won't be laughing. I'll be too busy catching it from your appetizing royalty ;)

Nope, I won't be laughing. I'll be too busy catching it from your appetizing royal..."
Holy Jesus baby CHRIST did you REALLY SAY THAT?!
Oh my God I can't breathe. XDDDDDDDDD

Cloudy (Space Dandy).
Todd (Gorillaz).
Zee the Slayer (Creepypasta)
Marie (The Maze Runner).
Also, my Black Lagoon, Star Wars and Scooby-Doo OCs have been brutally murdered.
None of them ever saw the light of day, and for as long as I've been on Goodreads/DeviantArt, ive debated on whether or not to add them, and I've come to the conclusion that they ALL SUCK.
However, the Star Wars ones have been reincarnated and they will some day be in my gallery.
(this update is currently being written into a journal for DA).
Zombieslayer/Alienhunter{I never learn from my mistakes} wrote: "Ayah wrote: "Zombieslayer/Alienhunter{I never learn from my mistakes} wrote: "Will you still be laughing when I get syphilis?"
Nope, I won't be laughing. I'll be too busy catching it from your app..."
XDD I couldn't let that slide.
Nope, I won't be laughing. I'll be too busy catching it from your app..."
XDD I couldn't let that slide.

Seriously.
No, legit, that's what i'm doing.
*sigh*
Meh. Who knows? Might be fun.
One of my resolutions is to be less jaded, (not less hilariously cynical- just less jaded) I guess I might as well get a jump start on it.
See y'all later.
-Z

Random dude: Hey, dude?
Me: Yeah?'
Random dude: Shit, sorry. I mean, uh, Miss?
Me: *walking away a little later* Hahaha.
Mom: I told you that shirt made you look flat.
(this is a hilarious inside joke to me 'cause I'm wearing, er, something that really DOES make me look 'flat')
Me: Maybe that was the point.
Mom: Ha! Yeah right.

(all book-related fanart)
-By the Book.
-The Next Chapter.
-Turn the Page.
Thoughts, anyone?

Actually found the list while we were moving, but, I wanted to wait till today to post.
This is my Honesty Corner.
#1 Stop being a bitch.
#2 Stop choking.
#3 Lose weight (exact amount is rather personal, not gonna share).
#4 Stop drinking.
#5 Get your shit together.

In 2016 I will be doing more stupid things.
That goes without saying; i'll be turning seventeen.
But, what I am no longer going to do is:
-Blame who i'm attracted to for all of my problems, Straight people have problems too, and the men/women/people they like are not responsible for them. I dunno if i'll ever be' content' with, ya know, myself, but i'm done blaming it for all of my downfalls.
-Pretend i'm just some straight edge badass with no feelings. Nobody bought that anyway, but, i'm gonna stop acting like I don't know pain. You never know when someone is reaching out to you, and by hiding from your own problems, you might miss your chance to help someone in need.
-Hide behind my mouth. That's not saying I won't be sarcastic anymore, i'd sooner die, but it DOES mean that I'm gonna try harder to use real words and real thoughts when I want to be taken seriously.
So. Those things, plus my established resolutions.
Should be a fun year. *eyeroll*
Seriously though, I owe a lot to my friends here.
Those who I quite possibly owe my life know who they are, but, I love and appreciate all of you.
Happy 2016.
Make it count.
December thirty-first, twenty-fifteen.
Ten-twenty-one PM.

Like, if you resolved to watch more anime or something.
No, that isn't mine. I watch plenty AND Samurai Champloo starts on Tonami tomorrow.
I encourage everyone to list theirs!
Mine are:
-Get another piercing.
-Get a tattoo.

BUT, my dad just left for the weekend AND my mom is working, so, i'm gonna try and finish the one about Kyraa's graduation today/tonight ad post, then the five mini-shots will go up tomorrow.
The mini-shot titles are:
Training Day.
Rainy Day.
Mayday.
Sober Day.
Judgement Day.
They all revolve around Kyraa's first year of training with Harry.
Warning: Feels.

The crows are for their album The Sound of Madness.

It'll be my third time seeing it. XD

-Get a thing of cookie mix. In my case, Betty Crocker snickerdoodle. In your case, whatever you like, so long as it's MIX, not DOUGH.
-Mix in a mug with one egg and just about a spoonful of butter, then put in the microwave for one minute.
There you have it:
Mug cookie cake. ^-^

^-^
Gotta love THAT.

I don't think I wanna know how everyone I like fucking dies.

*blush*
Sorry. I know, too much cussing,
I try to keep it at a minimum.

>:)
It's from the same dude who did this one anime I really loved, Space Dandy, and he did this other one called Cowboy Bebop I've yet to see but that i'm gonna watch online soon.
Shinichiro Watanabe. Look him up, he's awesome.
He did that short film, the AnimeTrix? Set in the Matrix universe.
Oh and animated.
...
Okay, Yes, I DO sometimes want to kick my own ass for being so lame.

I don't think I wanna know how everyone I like fucking dies."
XD Freaking Sword Art dude.

I don't think I wanna know how everyone I like fucking dies."
XD Freaking Sword Art dude."
Oh I've heard of that one. Nuh-uh. No way. Not watching it.
My poison is Akame Ga Kill.

You can tint them windows, packin' up them pistols, bitches talkin' shit 'bout my Hollywood hit song.
You can come West, but you'll never be West Coast, dopin' on these motherfuckers deep in the Desoto.
Oh, no.
Tell me what you wanna be.
You can be anything but not another Three.

I don't think I wanna know how everyone I like fuc..."
XD It's like, 'oh I like that character' and them bam! Impaled. I've only watched three episodes!
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