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♠Zombie Slaying and Alien Hunting 101♠
Found this on the journal portal on DA and i'm bored and tumblr hates me so whatever.[]I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic/bulimic.
[]I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
[]I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
[x]I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
[]I'm a REDHEAD, so I MUST be pale, brown-eyed, and super freckly.
[]I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
[]I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
[]I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
[]I'm JEWISH, so I MUST collect too many coupons.
[x]I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
[]I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
[]I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
[]I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
[]I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
[]I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
[x]I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
[x]I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
[]I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
[]I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
[]I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
[]I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
[]I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
[]I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
[]I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
[]I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
[]I HAVE STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no social life.
[]I WANT TO DYE/HIGHLIGHT MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
[]I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
[]I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
[x]I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
[x]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
[]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
[x]I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a ho'
[]I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
[x]I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
[]I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll...
[x]I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
[]I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
[x]I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
[]I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
[]I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
[]I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
[x]I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
[]I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
[]I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
[x]I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
[]I'm a REDHEAD, so I MUST be a whore.
[]I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
[]I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
[]I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem
[]I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
[]I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
[]I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
[]I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
[]I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
[]I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
[]I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
[]I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
[]I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
[x]I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
[x]I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
[]I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
[]I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
[]I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
[x]I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
[x]I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
[x]I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
[]I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
[]I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
[]I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
[]I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
[]I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
[]I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
[]I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
[]I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
[x]I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
[]I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
[]I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
[x]I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
[]I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
[]I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
[]I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
[x]I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
[ ]I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
[]I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
[]I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
[x]I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ho'.
[]I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
[]I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
[]I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
[]I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
[]I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
[]I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
[]I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
[]I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
[]I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
[x]I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
[]I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
[]I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
[]I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
[]I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
[]I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
[x]My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
[x]I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
[]I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
[x]I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
[]I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
[x]I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
[]I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
[x]I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
[x]I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
[x]I ONCE WATCHED PORN so I MUST be perverted.
[]I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
[]I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
[x]I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
[]I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
[x]I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
[]I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
[]I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
[]I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
[]I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
[]I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
[x]I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
[]I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
[]I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
[x]I LOVE VAMPIRES, so I MUST be obsessed with Twilight
[x]I LOVE VAMPIRES, so I MUST be one
[x]I LOVE VAMPIRES, so I MUST be a freaky outcast
[]I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
[]I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
[x]I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
[]I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
[]I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
[x]I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
[x]I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
[x]I CHAT...I MUST be having cyber sex.
[]I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
[]I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
[]I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
[]I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
[]I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST be super-smart.
[x]I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
[x]I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
[x]I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
[x]I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
[] I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
[x]I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
[]I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
[x]I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
[]I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
[x]I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
[]I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
[x]I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
[]I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
[x]I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
[]I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo.s
[]I go to RENNASIEANCE FAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
[]I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
[/]I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
[x]I CURSE a lot, so I MUST be a rebel.
[x]I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
[]I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
[]I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd.
[/] I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST be lesbian.
[]I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
[x]I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST have no female friends.
[x]I don't have many FRIENDS, so I MUST be unpopular
[x]I am AGRESSIVE, so I MUST be a bitch.
[x]I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love pink
[]I'm FILIPINO so I MUST be poor.
[]I'm Filipino so I MUST be a maid.
[]I love SHOPPING, so I MUST be rich.
[]I'm PANSEXUAL so I MUST want to get in everyone's pants.
[]I'm BISEXUAL so I MUST check out every person I pass by.
[]I follow RULES, so I MUST be stuck up, boring, and a TATTLETALE.
[x]I'm an ARTIST, so I MUST not have a FUTURE.
[x]I READ, so I MUST have no social life.
[] I'm FINNISH so I must love alcohol.
I wanted to do this but I literally fit every stereotype so 0_0
Yeah... Some of these don't even make sense, like some of the ethnic ones? NEVER heard like bunch of them.
Update one:The art show/practice sesh with K and his band last night was fun.
Free booze... I opted for coffee. ^-^
Update two:Yesterday's one-shot, part the fifth of the DeviantArt Chronicles featuring your favorite gay besties, goes up at some point tonight, as does today's Dresdenverse one-shot, Kyraa's graduation.
Update three: Holy fucking hell we're moving TOMORROW. :D :D :D :D :D
So, lots of packing/organizing and moving shit is gonna happen today, and tomorrow we're moving Oliver, Misty and Darcy and...
And that's it.
We're done. Four years later, we.
Are.
Fucking.
Done! >:D
Update four:I'm either overdosing on caffeine or underdosing (is that a thing?) on alcohol, 'cause i'm a little shaky and my fingers are sort of twitchy. :/
But, I've been through this before, so, i'm sure i'll be fine.
I kinda have to be. I can't afford to pass out today- too much shit to do.
If everybody gotta be everything they wanna be, I don't think i'd see you bitches sittin' right in front of me.You can check them windows, packin' up the pistols; snitches talkin' shit 'bout my Hollywood hit song.
You can come West, but you'll never be West-Coast, dopin' on these motherfuckers deep in the Desoto.
Oh, no. Tell me what'chu wanna be. You can be anything but not another Three.
I'm a holy roller, a slow blunt smoker, the mask on the page of a wanted poster.
Look in my eyes, tell me what'cha see.
The wickedness in you in the wickedness in me.
You fucking nerd oh my god I love you.
Clint just put a fucking Han Solo meme on facebook i'm fuckin crying. XDDDD
Me: I love you. (is baiting for a Star Wars quote)Clint: I know.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! XD <3
That was actually a quote between princess Leia and Han which is gross but whatever!
Through the tears I somehow found the strength to write a review for NOS4A2.Anyone wanna read it?
*collective NO*
Yeah? Well fuck you, here it is!
https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...
(there's a funny cat picture at the end)
Son of a bitch!Just hit my head on the goddamn doorframe again!
I HATE this place, can't WAIT to get the fuck out of it.
Got two Holiday-themed Gorillaz fanart works up. ^-^Gotta move! :D Be on later!
Time to pump up the Five Finger Death Punch and get this room officially P-A-C-K-E-D! >:D
Zombieslayer/Alienhunter{I Own my Story I Won't say Sorry} wrote: "Time to pump up the Five Finger Death Punch and get this room officially P-A-C-K-E-D! >:D"
Woooooooo!!!!!
Woooooooo!!!!!
Ayah ~This is a rebel love song~ wrote: "Zombieslayer/Alienhunter{I Own my Story I Won't say Sorry} wrote: "Time to pump up the Five Finger Death Punch and get this room officially P-A-C-K-E-D! >:D"Woooooooo!!!!!"
Wooooooooooooo! :D
Hey you guys.We're IN! >:D
Moved the cat, the dogs and slept there last night.
Me and ma are at our sucky old rent house right now moving furniture and shit, so I wanted to jump on and tell y'all we don't have wifi at our new place yet.
We will *hopefully* within the week, but maybe not till next.
Sorry. :/
But i'm alright. In fact i'm so happy I could scream.
It's DONE.
Four years later and we're DONE.
I just want you all to know that the fabled zombie queen is doing THIS right now.
Might be on again tomorrow or Thursday, don't know yet.
But I love you guys.
Nobody go crazy without me here to join in the fun.
Love, Lauren/Dylan/Z/Zed/Peaches/Philosophical Robin Without the Tights.
Ha, i love the snoopy pic :)
My favorite gifffffff.
Missing you, Peaches!
Missing you, Peaches!
Ayah ~coмe wιтн мe and eѕcape~ wrote: "My favorite gifffffff. Missing you, Peaches!"
<33333 You too, Nat. *hugs*
Kay, before I do anything like explain my wifi sitch or say how long i'll be on today, I wanna say this.Dallas RULES.
Washington SUCKS.
Green Bay, watch the FUCK out!
Phew. Okay, wrote my review for Miles Behind Us, now I update y'all.
The thing is, we DO have wifi at this house.My mom is a telecommunication nurse, which I may or may not have brought up before, and she NEEDS an Internet connection for her job.
We have suddenlink internet/phone in a trailer behind the house, where she works out of.
Which i'm sitting in.
But the metal in the walls interferes with the connection to the house, so, we have to get AT@T internet IN the house. She's required to have a back-up service, anyway.
She's been working every day this week so far, so I haven't been able to get on.
But we're moving our phone number and internet service this weekend, we hope, and we'll have internet to the house by Tuesday.
I'm here on and off today.
Right now I gotta jet off to DA and Tumblr to add some art. ^-^
Be back in a bit.
Ayah ~coмe wιтн мe and eѕcape~ wrote: "I NISSED YOH HSINY"*has no idea what that says, but thinks it's kind*
*bear-hugs*
I missed you too, PJ! <33333
I'm... A spotlight journal? 0_0How?
Okay, I posted:Christmas-themed Rick Hammond, neko Tess and Gwendolin, Christmas Round-a-Bouts group shot (phase 2- no Todd) and another pic of Kyraa to DeviantArt. ^-^
Now on to Tumblr!
Weird confession (think this was Caitlynn's...?) #1:I just air-guitared so hard I think I dislocated my shoulder.
Weird confession #2: I'm sixteen and have only just now been trusted with my own house key.
Seriously, they gave it to me on Tuesday. :/
Weird confession #3:I know way too much about animes I don't even watch.
Weird confession #4:My namesake was a snarky, gay blonde and i'm a snarky, gay blonde.
Reincarnation?!
Zombieslayer/Alienhunter{I Own my Story I Won't say Sorry} wrote: "Ayah ~coмe wιтн мe and eѕcape~ wrote: "I NISSED YOH HSINY"
*has no idea what that says, but thinks it's kind*
*bear-hugs*
I missed you too, PJ! <33333"
That was supposed to say, "I missed you Peaches!" But… idek what happened there... XD
*has no idea what that says, but thinks it's kind*
*bear-hugs*
I missed you too, PJ! <33333"
That was supposed to say, "I missed you Peaches!" But… idek what happened there... XD
Zombieslayer/Alienhunter{I Own my Story I Won't say Sorry} wrote: "I'm... A spotlight journal? 0_0
How?"
Because your Goodreads squad nominated/voted for you XP
How?"
Because your Goodreads squad nominated/voted for you XP
Ayah ~coмe wιтн мe and eѕcape~ wrote: "Zombieslayer/Alienhunter{I Own my Story I Won't say Sorry} wrote: "I'm... A spotlight journal? 0_0How?"
Because your Goodreads squad nominated/voted for you XP"
I love you guys so much. ^-^
Ayah ~coмe wιтн мe and eѕcape~ wrote: "Zombieslayer/Alienhunter{I Own my Story I Won't say Sorry} wrote: "Ayah ~coмe wιтн мe and eѕcape~ wrote: "I NISSED YOH HSINY"*has no idea what that says, but thinks it's kind*
*bear-hugs*
I misse..."
Who gives a shit what happened, it was funny. XD
Get the fuckin' Packers shirt off my nephew!
Zombieslayer/Alienhunter{I Own my Story I Won't say Sorry} wrote: "Get the fuckin' Packers shirt off my nephew!"
IS IT TIME TO HATE ON THE PACKERS TOGETHER OMG
IS IT TIME TO HATE ON THE PACKERS TOGETHER OMG
Ayah ~coмe wιтн мe and eѕcape~ wrote: "Zombieslayer/Alienhunter{I Own my Story I Won't say Sorry} wrote: "Get the fuckin' Packers shirt off my nephew!"IS IT TIME TO HATE ON THE PACKERS TOGETHER OMG"
It's ALWAYS time to hate on the Packers together, love.
For they are the devil's minions.
Oh my God I wanna cry.Someone donated a BUNCH of hardcover young adult books to my library. :')
Some John Green books, the Hunger Games, Twilight, Divergent. None of which I care about, of course, but, can you believe it?!
Someone cares about this library besides me.
I feel all fuzzy.
Not in the high way either.
Ohhhhkay, let's see if I can find my way home. 0_0Be on tomorrow, guys (like 99% positive).
Later.
-Z
Hey!I'm not dead (or any more dead than usual)!
I found a wifi hotspot... On my porch. XD
So I should be on like every day this week, at least for an hour or two.
Whoop whoop! :D New watcher. ^-^Okay it's my friend Beth from GR but who cares? Watcher.
FINAL crossover teaser.Story goes into production sometime in January.
POV switches to 3rd person here, and does a few times throughout the story.
(view spoiler)
*bows*
[image error]Some tattoos I gave myself during 'English class' while I was supposed to be writing,
Why does that sometimes work and sometimes not? >:(Here they are:
http://lovethelieyoulive.deviantart.c...
Look at them, i'm proud! :D
No I didn't mean it. But I took the time to formulate the words 'i'm sorry' and make them come out of my mouth in an a non-sarcastic way.Doesn't that count for anything?
it's personal
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Well, I guess #30 and #31 are BOTH going up today.
Sorry.
But keep in mind, this is always what happens when I commit myself to any sort of 'challenge', i'm a day or two behind a lot.
But I always get it done.
... Okay, USUALLY.
I blame distracting, addictive cartoons.