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Oct 24, 2015 09:46AM

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#1 White Knight, Jim Butcher.
#2 Plastic Jesus, Poppy Z. Brite.
#3 High Fidelity, Nick Hornby.
#4 Last Night I Sang to the Monster, Benjamin Alire Saenz.
#5 The Impossible Knife of Memory, Laurie Halse Anderson.
I own all of them except for White Knight, and they're all floating in the Sea of To-Read. ^^'
I shall review all but White Knight.

Great. Perfect.
Fan-fucking-tastic.
Thanks. Thank you SO MUCH.
That's EXACTLY what I needed to hear.
Because, ya know, what's my education matter? Let's deal with more of YOUR bullshit first.
Great. Awesome.
I'm so mad I can't see straight.
Zombieslayer/Alienhunter{Cast in This Unlikely Role} wrote: "Ha. Hahaha.
Great. Perfect.
Fan-fucking-tastic.
Thanks. Thank you SO MUCH.
That's EXACTLY what I needed to hear.
Because, ya know, what's my education matter? Let's deal with more of YOUR bullshit ..."
What happened??
Great. Perfect.
Fan-fucking-tastic.
Thanks. Thank you SO MUCH.
That's EXACTLY what I needed to hear.
Because, ya know, what's my education matter? Let's deal with more of YOUR bullshit ..."
What happened??

No big deal, my start date for school got pushed back. Again.
Since we're 'moving and everything'.
Bullshit, FYI.
Zombieslayer/Alienhunter{Cast in This Unlikely Role} wrote: "Oh, shit. Sorry I didn't say anything.
No big deal, my start date for school got pushed back. Again.
Since we're 'moving and everything'.
Bullshit, FYI."
AGAIN???
-____-
When now?
No big deal, my start date for school got pushed back. Again.
Since we're 'moving and everything'.
Bullshit, FYI."
AGAIN???
-____-
When now?
Ughhh. >.< Your mom is just… agh.

Yeah, you're tellin' me.
I tried to bring it up again, but every time I do it's like trying to convert Darth Vader.
Can't be done without a few thousand rebels on your side.

I usually hate classical music, but throw in electric guitar and rock violin and I'm down with it. ^-^

Me: What about this one? *messes with the hem of a blouse-like shirt*
Mom: Looks fine.
Me: So it goes with these okay?
Mom: Yeah. I mean, you look trans, but it's cute.
Me: As long as- Wait, did you just say it looks 'trans'?
Mom: Yeah. What, is that not a thing?
Me: I... Don't know how to answer that. What exactly were you trying to say?
Mom: I meant you look like you're... Fuck, what am I supposed to call it now?
Me: No, trans still means... Hey, are you trying to say a look like a chick that didn't used to be a chick?
Mom: *snaps fingers* Yeah! That's it.
Me: So I look like I used to be a boy.
Mom: Yes.
Me: And why would you say that?
Mom: Your boobs look fake.
Me: *twitch* 'Fake'? Like, small?
Mom: No, just fake.
Me: *walks away* Annnd we're changing.
My mom IS NOT transphobic, she's just from an ass-backward part of our already ass-backward state.
She means well, I swear.

Friday morning?
She knows I'm completely phoning this in, and she still just fails me and tells me to 'do better next time'.
I got a D on the Cuban revolution one, C on the one about the American/Israeli partnership against Syria and now I think I'll get an F on this one, which is supposed to be about Cuban-American relations post-Castro regime.
I CAN write decent papers, and all summer I studied day and night (before I even had my own computer), but I'm so sick of being back-burner to everything else around here.
If I do badly enough before the Winter term starts, maybe they'll send me to a boarding school or something.

http://lovethelieyoulive.deviantart.c...

I thought they liked Clean Cut American Youth, not pothead D-students. XD

https://www.goodreads.com/story/show/...
I need to name this series. This is the fourth one with these characters.

UTTER LOVE XD
Holy shit I love Seth Myers.
Watching episode two right now.
God bless you, piracy.

Damn. How'd I pull THAT off?
God, my head feels like it's full of led.
Sorry, Doug.

One must put up barriers to keep oneself intact.

Take Tylenol.
Go to the flea market.
Don't throw up.
Don't pass out.
Get bread and veggies for supper.
Come home.

The list was directed at gay boys, but I just reversed the gender attributes.
Steal, whatever.
[] Lack of positive male role models. My dad and my godfathers have all done nothing but try and help me.
[X] Early exposure to sex/pornography. Well, porn.
[X] Early substance abuse.
[X] Confusion of gender roles. Used to dress like a boy.
[X] Praise for sports/'male attributes'.
[] Lack of praise for 'female attributes'.
[X] Lack of 'healthy interaction' with females of the same age. Homeschooled, so...
[X] 'Unhealthy interaction' with older female. There was no interaction, and I was already identifying as gay, but, yeah.
[] High expectations of family/academics, with homosexual tendencies as a way to rebel. Jesus fucking Christ, no. My folks (and my brother and the cops and the world) expect nothing but loitering and DUI charges from me.

Oh! Speaking of which...
*runs away to write Dresdenverse one-shot*

https://www.goodreads.com/story/show/...
*sigh*
Now I gotta get all this homework done.
Might be on later.
-Z

But, since I can't do that, how about I link to my LATE AS ALL FUCK Inktobers? :D
Five more to be finished tonight, links will be posted.
http://lovethelieyoulive.deviantart.c...
http://lovethelieyoulive.deviantart.c...
http://lovethelieyoulive.deviantart.c...

It's a harsh place sometimes, but I was lucky enough to meet a few people who had faith in my art and convinced me not to give up.
I mean, I know i'm still pretty bad, but, at least i'm better than I was nine months ago.
I mean, remember that first drawing of Sheila? Ick! XD

I'mma link to these now, okay? I'll talk about them in the morning when I post and link to the FINAL Inktober drawing.
Thanks.
-Z
http://lovethelieyoulive.deviantart.c...
http://lovethelieyoulive.deviantart.c...
http://lovethelieyoulive.deviantart.c...
(really proud of this one, actually)
http://lovethelieyoulive.deviantart.c...
(blush AND this one)
http://lovethelieyoulive.deviantart.c...

1, can I get a ride from anyone?
2, do I get him to sign Storm Front, Welcome to the Jungle or Peace Talks ('cause I'll definitely have it by then)?

Just a punky sixteen-year-old going to see a movie based on books for third graders, nothing to see folks.
Adding my last Inktober when I get home, then it's Akame Ga Kill all night long.
Final Hallo-reads review will most likely be added after Midnight, but I started it this afternoon, so I guess it still counts.
You know me, I cheat my way through everything. XD
Zombieslayer/Alienhunter{Cast in This Unlikely Role} wrote: "Jim Butcher's gonna be at a Houston comic convention June 17th, (though I'd rather be in Michigan that day) 18th and 19th.
1, can I get a ride from anyone?
2, do I get him to sign Storm Front, Welc..."
Oh, you. <33333333
1, can I get a ride from anyone?
2, do I get him to sign Storm Front, Welc..."
Oh, you. <33333333

I did.
Well, not all.
One.
But still. CX
I hope I don't get arrested.

http://lovethelieyoulive.deviantart.c...
Can't believe I finished. I'm stoaked.
Oh, and here's a little update journal, it's for y'all too.
http://lovethelieyoulive.deviantart.c...
Later my guys, gals and ghouls.
Raise HELL.
-Z

All good things must come to an end.
The FINAL Hallo-reads review:
https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...
I'mma try and finish City of Bones tonight/tomorrow morning, review will be posted, fanboiing will ensue.
But I've been on my feet all day and, to cut a long, twisted story short, It's been a long weekend, and i'm bushed.
Later, guys.
-Z
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