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Put your tongue back in your mouth, it's Doug.
And thanks. ^-^ I know like a little bit of Iron Man by Black Sabbath, but absolutely nothing else.
If I figure out this godforsaken torment stick called a fretboard i'll PM you some tips.

When you cam along the time was right. Pulled me like an apple, red and ripe. It wasn't very long, you took a bite, and did me wrong. And it serves me right...
And I nearly forgot my broke heart, it's takin' me miles away from the memory of how it broke apart.
Here we go 'round again! Again.
Every little key unlocks the door.
Every little secret has a lie.
Try and take a picture of the sun, and it won't help you to see the light.
Every little word upon your lips leaves another little cut where blood pours out. Every little drop of blood a kiss... That I won't miss.
Not for anything.
And I nearly forgot my broken heart, it's takin' me miles away from the memory of how we broke apart. Here we go 'round again.
Every little feeling tells me this is leading.... To a heart in broken little pieces and you know I need this... Like a hole in the head!
Every single feeling tells me this is leading to a heart in broken little pieces and you know I need this like a hole in the head!
And I nearly forgot my broken heart, it's takin' me miles away from the memory of how it broke apart.
Here we go 'round again!
And I nearly forgot my broken heart, it's takin' me miles away from the memory of how it broke apart. Here we go 'round again!
Here we go 'round again.
Here we go 'round again.
Here we...Go...'Round...A...Gain.
-Chris Cornell, 'Nearly Forgot my Broken Heart', 'Higher Truth', 2015

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Zombieslayer/Alienhunter{Honest Machinery} wrote: "Yikes, THAT sucks :/
Put your tongue back in your mouth, it's Doug.
And thanks. ^-^ I know like a little bit of Iron Man by Black Sabbath, but absolutely nothing else.
If I figure out this godfors..."
Oh. XD Doug's cool, though.
Thank youuuu!!!!!
Put your tongue back in your mouth, it's Doug.
And thanks. ^-^ I know like a little bit of Iron Man by Black Sabbath, but absolutely nothing else.
If I figure out this godfors..."
Oh. XD Doug's cool, though.
Thank youuuu!!!!!

Haha, no prob. XD If I don't bash my skull in with it i'll probably learn something.

1. When was the last time you swam in a pool?
God, it's been YEARS.
2. Do you like to party?
HELLZ YEAH.
3. If your ex suddenly kissed you right now, what would you do?
Scream. I don't have any exes.
4. Are you a virgin?
...Kind of?
5. What are your parents views on sex?
Uh, they don't want me having it.
6. If you ran into your current boyfriend/crush in 10 years would you marry them?
My crush is straight, so probably not.
7. Is your best friend dating anyone?
Don't think so.
8. Describe the shirt you’re wearing.
It's black with Pink Floyd written on it, and it has the Dark Side of the Moon prism on it.
9. Do people who wear Hollister and Abrerbrombie every day bother you?
Kind of.
10. Could you go out in public without wearing make-up?
I haven't worn makeup in three years.
11. What is one feature that you don’t like?
It's a dead-tie between my fucked up teeth and my fucked up hips.
12. Would people describe you as happy?
Probably.
13. Are you single?
Yeah.
14. Does it bother you that pretty much every survey you take asks if you're single?
Eh, not really.
15. Do you have Tumblr?
Not yet.
16. What about Xanga?
The fuck is that?
17. Have you ever babysat before?
A few times.
18. Is there a teacher who you absolutely hate?
I wouldn't say I hate her. She's not a very good teacher, and I really feel lost right now.
19. Ever shopped at Sephora?
I don't think so.
20. If your current boyfriend/crush suddenly moved away what would you do?
Probably jump for joy and start singing 'we are the champions'.
21. Do you have any university plans?
Absolutely.
22. If your best friend revealed she was a homosexual, what would you do?
Make lots and lots of dirty jokes, then give her a cake that said 'welcome to the big gay party!'
23. What are your views on sex?
It's pretty awesome and I'd like to have it while I still can.
24. Do sexual questions bother you?
Only if I'm talking to someone who doesn't know about my exploits.
25. Would you rather have sex with your boyfriend or break up?
What the fuck? If the choice if have sex or break up, screw that loser. The bad way, not the fun way.
26. Have you ever dreamed about your wedding?
Only nightmare about what my mother would do it.
27. Does it bother you when people TYpe 1yk dis’? Nd stuff?
Get the fuck off my thread.
28. Do you delete pictures of you and your exes off of Facebook?
No exes.
29. Would you ever date a friends Ex?
Hell no. So uncool.
30. What’s the last book you read?
Siren.
31. Ready for 10 simple questions?
Will they decay and come back as question zombies if i'm not?
32. What is your last name?
It's Nonyabeezwax.
33. What grade are you in?
10th.
34. What school do you go to?
The School of my Living Room. All the students are faggy potheads.
35. Summer, Fall, Winter or Spring?
Summer.
36. Favorite Color?
Blue.
37. Are your parents together?
Yeah.
38. Any siblings?
A half brother, older.
39. Favorite subject?
English, or maybe Phys Ed.
40. Least favorite subject?
Math .-.
41. Favorite song?
Nearly Forgot my Broken Heart, Chris Cornell.
42. Okay. Simple questions are over. Happy?
Shut up.
43. How many friends do you have on Facebook?
11.
44. Ever been requested by some old guy from another country?
No.
45. Have you ever googled yourself?
So many times my name is always in my type suggestions.
46. Have a Formspring?
If it's a catfish fry, yes.
47. You’re offered free tickets to a Justin Bieber concert. What do you do?
Go make some pedophile's day.
48. Would you rather spend the day at an amusement park or a water park?
Amusement park.
49. Been to Disney world?
No.
50. If someone posts their status “9 Inches :(” do you know what they mean?
Uh. No.
51. Ever had a boyfriend?
No.
52. Ever had a huge crush on someone who still doesn’t know?
Story of my life.
53. Have you done something in the last week that you regret?
A few, actually.
54. Ever drank alcohol?
Yeah.
55. Know anyone who’s currently doing drugs?
Not now. Ask me again in six months.
56. Ever watched The Hills?
Yeah.
57. What about Jersey Shore?
Yeah.
58. Ever called someone a slut?
Yes.
59. What do you think of short shorts?
If you got the legs, go for it.
60. Does it bother you if people swear around you?
Hell no.
61. Have you ever gotten an A in a subject?
No. :(
62. What about a B?
Yeah.
63. And a C?
Uh-huh.
64. How about a D?
Yup.
65. Ever plagiarised?
Yes.
66. Would you consider yourself popular and outcast or somewhere in the middle?
Outcast?
67. Are most of your friends older or younger than you?
Older, mostly. IRL.
68. Ever been stabbed In the back by a close friend?
Yeah. Really fucking hard.
69. Do you think it’s immature when people laugh at the number 69?
Yeah, but who gives a shit? It's funny.
70. Ever watched Porn?
Oh, yeah.
71. How many laws do you think you’ve broken in the past month?
Let's see:
-Possession.
-Underage consumption of alcohol.
-Jaywalking.
-Theft.
How many is that? Four. So, yeah. Four.
72. Do you wake up with an alarm clock?
Few times a week.
73. Do you prefer Wednesdays or Thursdays?
Thursdays cause ravioli.
74. If your school had a Glee Club would you join?
Gimme an F! Gimme a U! Gimme a... I'm gonna cheer out fuck that, okay?
75. Ever performed in a talent show?
No.
76. Have you ever cried in public?
I don't think so.
77. Do you have a favorite between your Mom and your Dad?
I guess my dad. He knew I had pot and didn't rat me out.
78. Would you audition for a reality talent competition?
If they brought back American Gladiator.
79. How many celebrity crushes have you had?
No fucking way to count.
80. How many non-celebrity crushes have you had?
Seven?
81. Name 5 male celebrities who you think are attractive.
-Chris Hemsworth.
-Billlie Joe Armstrong.
-Chris Cornell.
-Simon Helberg.
-Tyrese Gibson.
82. Name 5 female celebrities who you think are attractive.
-Emma Watson.
-Michelle Rodriguez.
-Charleze Theron.
-Taylor Momsen.
-Chloe Grace Moretz.
83. Ever been compared to a celebrity?
Linda Blair and Drew Barrymore.
84. Have any embarrassing pictures on Facebook?
No, I don't think so.
85. Do you think spending 20$ on Lip Gloss is a waste of money?
If you can pay for it, do it if you want. Just don't waste food money on it.
86. Ever used Opinionated?
What's that?
87. Do you have a favorite store?
Vans.
88. Would you ever wear Flare Jeans?
They're ALL I wear.
89. Do you own jeans that aren’t skinny?
I only have one pair that is.
90. Have you ever worn the same outfit twice in one week?
I'm doing so as we speak.
91. What’s the longest period of time you’ve been away from school?
Fifteen years and eleven months.
92. Do you google abbreviations you don’t understand?
Constantly.
93. Does it bother you when people have cats as their profile picture?
No, it's their profile. They can do what they want.
94. Own a pair of converse?
Yeah.
95. Is there a teacher at your school who has obvious favorites?
Homeschooled.
96. If yes, are you one of them?
Actually, no.
97. Do you text in class?
All the time.
98. What brand of jeans do you wear the most?
Wranglers.
99. At what point do you think sizes are “Plus Sized?” Most magazines say 10. Do you agree?
Given that i'm bigger than a 10, no. I think it should start at about 18.
100. Do you want to lose weight?
Yeah, in my hips.
101. Ever seen a therapist?
Not yet.
102. Ever watched porn?
Fuck you.
103. Ever purposely ignored a text?
Who hasn't?
104. A facebook message?
Tons of 'em.
105. A poke?
Yes.
106. A friend request?
Uh-huh. Lots of places.
107. Would you say you read into things too much?
No. I'm dense.
108. Is your best friend more likely to be the one suggesting something stupid or refusing to do something stupid?
Uh, here? Probably refusing. IRL? Suggesting. And I'd probably be the one who looks out for cops.
109. Do you have a “fun friend?” (A friend who you have tons of fun with but you never really have deep conversations?)
All my IRL friends. :')
110. Ever been called a bully?
No.
111. Ever purposely hurt yourself?
Yeah.
112. Ever gone to church?
Tons of times.
113. Would you call either or your parents screw ups?
My mom.
114. If you turned out exactly like your Dad would you be pleased?
No, he's a salesman, i'd never work in retail.
115. What about your Mom?
No. She's a nurse. I'd never work in medicine.
116. Let me guess… You have brown hair?
Nope.
117. Already know what you’re being for Halloween?
Lubbock from Akame Ga Kill if this party happens.
118. Do you still go Trick or Treating?
No. :(
119. Ever liked someone WAY older than you?
I'm almost sixteen and she's twenty-six.
120. Does it bother you when people have really loud conversations on the bus?
Nah, I can wear earbuds. Or eavesdrop. Either way I don't mind.
121. When you have sunglasses on, do you stare at people?
Nah.
122. Ever had a credit card denied?
No.
123. What’s the last movie you watched?
The Last Samurai. LOVED IT.
124. Last TV Show?
Family Guy.
125. You see your Ex making out with one of your friends. What do you do?
Throw my coffee on them.
126. Ever been called a whore?
Yeah.
127. Ever sang the national anthem?
No.
128. Ever made yourself throw up?
No, I actually can't. Something's wrong with my throat anatomy and I physically can't.
129. Have you ever kissed someone who wasn’t your boyfriend?
Yeah. Everyone I've ever kissed.
130. Are you Cute or Gross?
I'm adorkable. :D
131. Does it bother you when people say “LOOK HOW MUCH YOU’VE GROWN!”
Yes. "LOOK HOW OLD YOU'VE GOTTE!" Ain't so nice, is it?
132. Can you say intelligent things around the guy you like?
Sure. I'm quick witted.
133. Ever had the lead in a play?
No.
134. What about a solo in a concert?
I wish.
135. What kind of a student are you?
A lazy one, apparently.
136. Worst grade you’ve ever gotten with a Letter?
"We need to use a fucking Greek letter for YOU."
137. Worst grade you’ve ever gotten with a number?
30.
138. Ever had a crush on a teacher?
NONONONO DOES NOT WORK FOR ME GROSS.
An instructor once, though.
139. Would it bother you if you found out that your mother was pregnant?
Uh. My mom had her tubes tied. IT WOULD FREAK ME THE FUCK OUT.
140. How late do you sleep in?
7 on weekdays. 8 on Saturday, 11 on Sunday.
141. Do you edit your profile pictures before posting them?
Occasionally.
142. Be 100% honest. Do you have any friends who are uglier than you?
I have a white friend with a yellow-blonde afro, does that count?
143. Do you believe in all that inner beauty crap?
Sure. It helps me a lot sometimes.
144. Would you consider yourself a good student?
Not without bursting out in laughter.
145. Does it bother you when Surveys ask “Did you like this survey?”
Kinda. >:/
146. Salty, Sweet, Sour or Spicy?
Spicy, sugar. You got a problem with that?
147. Are you going into High School this year?
No. Sophomore.
148. What about Junior High?
See 147.
149. What is one thing someone could say to you right now that would make you cry?
"You're joking, right?"
150. Where did you find this note?
Ayah's journal.
151. Last question. How many unread messages are in your phone?
Zero.
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Zombie S. A. Hunter, I like it. :P
Zombie S. A. Hunter, I like it. :P

XD God that's so lame. I've been signing shit like that ever since I joined here, thought it was funny. Not I do it without even thinking about it.
Pffft, you thank me by just being here. ;)
It sounds so professional. XD I'd employ anyone with two middle initials, I can tell ya that much.
It sounds so professional. XD I'd employ anyone with two middle initials, I can tell ya that much.

Really? Huh. You know, I could always add Dylan to my legal name, that way I'd be Lauren D.D. Slovic.
Or you could be Dylan L. D. Slovic? XD Both are awesome. :P
You know, if you have a kid, he could be something like Conrad A. C. Slovic. Tribute to both me and your brother. XD
You know, if you have a kid, he could be something like Conrad A. C. Slovic. Tribute to both me and your brother. XD

I never even thought of that, that would be really cool. I'd have to get his mama's permission, but it could work. XD
XD I feel ya. Trust me.
Of course, gotta convince the baby mama first. XD That would be awesome. :P
Of course, gotta convince the baby mama first. XD That would be awesome. :P
You definitely walked right into it. XD

Read the first three chapters of Rosemary's Baby.
Work on the alternate Demon Days cover (this one featuring Sheila and the Round-a-Bouts).
Read this webcomic I stumbled into, Sorcery101, until my eyes bleed. ^-^
Z, out.

Inktober 13th is gonna be SO FUCKING LATE, and then the 14th will be posted sometime this afternoon.
But first I need a shower. Then i'll finish 13, decide what i'm doing for 14, read some more of Rosemary's Baby and Sorcery101, and go the fuck to sleep.

Migi from the anime Parasyte.
I'll submit Inktober 14th during a break today.

And I should probably finish this history paper.

Mom: Can you stop being so doom and gloom?
Me: (already pissed) Do you want me to 'stop being so goddamn peppy' or do you want me to 'stop being so doom and gloom'?
Mom: I want you to make up your mind.
Me: (almost laughs) That's gonna be tough.

Yeah, I was gonna tell him where he could stick his complaint, but then he said 'your sister has a nice singing voice, though'. XD
Yeah, my 'sister's singing voice' is actually mine.
So I guess I'll go back to All Along to Watchtower later.

-Jack White.
-Robert Plant.
-Rob Zombie.
-Ozzy Osbourne.
-Marilyn Manson.
-Linda Perry.
-Damon Albarn.
-Freddie Mercury.

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But whoop! I'm all caught up. *tired sigh*

I hate shopping for clothes more than life itself, but, it's pretty much impossible for me to just grab something based on my size and have it fit. Plus because of my fucking height I'm 'plus-sized'. .-.
So uncool.
Black skinny jeans you're so scene :O
The concept of plus-sized is warped though.
Haha. XD Gladly. ;))
RIGHT?!!?! They start plus sizes at what, ten? The average jean size of an American woman is 14. 14!!! That means that over 50% of girls buy from the plus-sized section, which makes everyone feel bad about themselves because of the STUPIDLY UNREALISTIC STANDARDS that are set for them! Gosh.
RIGHT?!!?! They start plus sizes at what, ten? The average jean size of an American woman is 14. 14!!! That means that over 50% of girls buy from the plus-sized section, which makes everyone feel bad about themselves because of the STUPIDLY UNREALISTIC STANDARDS that are set for them! Gosh.

RIGHT?!!?! They start plus sizes at what, ten? The average jean size of an American woman is 14. 14!!! That means that over 50% of girls buy from the plus-sized section, which..."
*nods* Well spoken.

Only ran into one person who recognized me, and it was one of MY friends, not Clint's.
The first pair of black skinnies I tried on actually fit perfectly, and I snagged a pair of Wrangler cargos and a black and white flannel for CRIMINALLY cheap.
I hate the fucking wall-to-wall mirrors in the Wal-Mart dressing rooms, but other than that, it was okay.

TOMORROW.
IT'S.
TOMORROW.
In twenty-six hours and thirty minutes, I will be in Oklahoma City at the show!
Zombieslayer/Alienhunter{Honest Machinery} wrote: "I love fall ^-^
The dogs are getting their winter coats and they're SOFT. <333"
CUDDLE
The dogs are getting their winter coats and they're SOFT. <333"
CUDDLE

Jimi was easier. *sigh*

Me: You can't honestly think gender and sexuality are THAT black and white.
Mom: Biology says they are.
Me: Screw biology.
Mom: Are you kidding me? Little Miss 'science-over-faith-but-defending-all-the-Muslims' is gonna sit there and say 'screw biology'?
Me:...
Mom: That's what I thought. There's male and female, there's gay and straight.
Me: What about-
Mom: PLEASE don't rattle off every 'alternative sexuality' or 'other gender' you can think of.
Me: Fine, never-
Dad: No, hey. Let her finish. What were you gonna say?
Me: What about bigender?
Mom: *screwed up face* What THE FUCK is that?
Me: *shakes head* Never mind, I think I read it somewhere.
Mom: Read the FACTS next time. I'm sure it's made up like all that other crap.
:')
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Guitar???: Yes :p I've had one for a few years and I promised a special someone I would pl..."
I feel you. D: The worst is when the Lions play in London though. I have to WAKE UP to watch football.
A special someone? :P Thats amazing, though, I've always wanted to learn how to play.