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[[deleted user]]

I figured you would be. :P *resists urge to laugh very very loudly*

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

*resists urge to strangle laughing pixie*

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

I'm looking at the conversations we had on my Stars picture...
Man it's amazing neither of us got written up for that. XD

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Art of convincing your family you're straight #1:
Get caught watching Magic Mike. XD

[[deleted user]]

Zombieslayer/Alienhunter{Angels fly. My hero limps} wrote: "I'm looking at the conversations we had on my Stars picture...
Man it's amazing neither of us got written up for that. XD"

I must reread.

[[deleted user]]

Zombieslayer/Alienhunter{Angels fly. My hero limps} wrote: "Art of convincing your family you're straight #1:
Get caught watching Magic Mike. XD"

Omf XD

[Elizabeth]

Zombieslayer/Alienhunter{Angels fly. My hero limps} wrote: "So.
Blood Rites and Changes.
AKA: Books of the Dresden Files that were ruined for me by people on the fucking internet.
HIDE THAT SHIT."

What did they spoil?

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Ayah {My insides all turned to ash} wrote: "Zombieslayer/Alienhunter{Angels fly. My hero limps} wrote: "Art of convincing your family you're straight #1:
Get caught watching Magic Mike. XD"

Omf XD"

Legit. I was just WATCHING the goddamn movie.
But it did clear up some 'misunderstands', says Mother Dearest. :/

[[deleted user]]

Zombieslayer/Alienhunter{Angels fly. My hero limps} wrote: "Ayah {My insides all turned to ash} wrote: "Zombieslayer/Alienhunter{Angels fly. My hero limps} wrote: "Art of convincing your family you're straight #1:
Get caught watching Magic Mike. XD"

Omf XD..."

Wait, WHAT?!?!!

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Ayah {My insides all turned to ash} wrote: Wait, WHAT?!?!!

Mmmhmm. Her words.

[[deleted user]]

Oh. My. Gosh.

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Ayah {My insides all turned to ash} wrote: "Oh. My. Gosh."

*misunderstandings*
But still, yeah.

[[deleted user]]

Z ASK HER WHAT SHE MEANT BY THAT
OH
MY
GOSH
ShakaJWJAIHDAKm

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Ayah {My insides all turned to ash} wrote: "Z ASK HER WHAT SHE MEANT BY THAT
OH
MY
GOSH
ShakaJWJAIHDAKm"

I did.
She told me.
Do I need to draw you a picture or something?
I guess she caught on.
But now she thinks I want to get down with Matthew McCoughnehey (or however the hell you spell his name).

[[deleted user]]

Wait, wait.
When you asked, what exactly did she tell you?

[[deleted user]]

I mean Matt McCaugnhey (totally spelled that wrong too) is hot af so

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Ayah {My insides all turned to ash} wrote: "Wait, wait.
When you asked, what exactly did she tell you?"

She said.
She thought.
I was.
'one of those lesbians'.
I swear to God I almost died trying to suppress my laughter.

tbh me and him have the same birthday :p

[[deleted user]]

Oh.
My.
God.
HOW did you keep a straight face?


Isn't he a homiesexual too?

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Ayah {My insides all turned to ash} wrote: "Oh.
My.
God.
HOW did you keep a straight face?


Isn't he a homiesexual too?"

Jedi mind power is how.

I don't think so, but maybe. I thought he was straight.

[[deleted user]]

So like... What're you gonna do...?

Wait no it wasn't him but one of the Magic Mike guys is really hot but gay

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Absolutely no fucking clue.
But at least it bought me a while longer to think about it. And a little more insight on my 'compassionate' mom.

You want me to Google the cast and check? XD

[[deleted user]]

Definitelyyyyyy more insight on your mom. >.<

Just did. XD Matt Bomer. So… fucking… attractive…

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Might need to text Doug later and relay the incident.

Don't remember him, I was looking at Matt and laughing like hell. Crying shame though, I suppose. XD

[[deleted user]]

*nods* When in doubt, text the fairy godfather. He'll know what to do.

suppose so. XD

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Always. XD

aw, poor thing. XD

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

1ST OFFICIAL DRAFT OF BOOKS TO BE READ IN OCTOBER:
(and which ones will get reviews!!!)

#1: Welcome to the Jungle, Jim Butcher.
I have owned this for almost two months, yet I cannot psych myself up to experience Harry in ink.
But, since his birthday IS Halloween, i'll just go ahead and save it for next month.
On principal, I don't review books that i'm just gonna
fangirl over, but i'm making an exception for Welcome to the Jungle.
WILL BE REVIEWED.

#2: Tokyo Ghoul vol. 2, Sui Ishida.
Tokyo Ghoul was my first ever manga, and remains the only one I've read.
I was impressed, but before I dive into others that i'm interested in, I want to make up my mind on Tokyo Ghoul.
WILL NOT BE REVIEWED.

#3: Johnny The Homicidal Maniac: Director's Cut, Jhonen Vasquez.
All my Gorillaz fan friends from DA love David Firth and Jhonen Vasquez, and since I've already seen the cartoon short Salad Fingers that rocketed David Firth to the top of the cool nerds list, I only have JTHM left to go. I splurged on the 'director's cut' (gasp! a whole five bucks!) just so I could review the series in whole.
WILL BE REVIEWED.

MORE BOOKS WILL BE ADDED BEFORE OCTOOBER 1ST WITH THE GOAL OF SEVEN FOR THE MONTH, FIVE TO REVIEW.

That is all.
Keep on slaying.
-Z

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Well. Here I go, lurching into another conquest I know won't end well. For anyone involved.
But, hey, that's me.

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

So there's gonna be a blood moon tomorrow night (I'm kind of a space nerd, fyi).
It's the fourth one in less than a year's time, and this is the first time it'll be visible to us here in the U.S.
I'm actually really excited. I've never seen one before.
Plus, as an added bonus, the blood moon will appear a burnt orange color to us here on Earth.
I guess God loves the Long Horns. XD

[[deleted user]]

Zombieslayer/Alienhunter{Honest Machinery} wrote: "Well. Here I go, lurching into another conquest I know won't end well. For anyone involved.
But, hey, that's me."

Conquest, eh? ;)

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Ayah {My insides all turned to ash} wrote: "Zombieslayer/Alienhunter{Honest Machinery} wrote: "Well. Here I go, lurching into another conquest I know won't end well. For anyone involved.
But, hey, that's me."

Conquest, eh? ;)"

Oh, that.
Yeah, sort of.

[[deleted user]]

*nods* You know where my inbox is if you feel like telling me about her.

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Most definitely.
But believe me, this is going nowhere.

[[deleted user]]

Why do you say that?

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Just judging by my luck with ladies.
She's older than me, anyway. By kind of a lot. I think it'd be weird if anything actually happened.

[[deleted user]]

Like, older to the illegal point or just… older?

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Well, the age of consent in Oklahoma is seventeen, so I'm gonna have to say illegal. But honestly it's not that much.

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Okay. I'm gonna get some freaking fanart done tonight.
I've been watching this show, Downtown (recommended by a YouTuber I stalk) and the style is awesome.
Check it:
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See? Reminds me of Mission Hill with more color.
I've been 'modifying' my style the past few months, combining elements from cartoons, comic books, anime, etc.
So I'm gonna re-do that Gorillaz thing (had to scrap the original base) and maybe do some Downtown-inspired art. I said I was gonna do a meet-the-artist, so I should really work on that.
I've been dead to deviantart lately. No inspiration.
But I think I can get this done.
Two things.
Just two things.

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

So me, Harry Dresden, Han Solo and Iron Man are gonna go save the world.
Later.

[[deleted user]]

Good luck. :p

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Ayah {My insides all turned to ash} wrote: "Good luck. :p"

Oh puh-leez. XD
The bad guys would ice me so fast.

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

About to work on a 'meet the artist' and a Gorillaz piece that won't be posted to DA till October 11th (OUTtoberfest). I have another one, which you can view in my pics, that will also go up that day.
Then I might watch Downtown, and fall into a dead sleep sometime around three. XP

But since, cough, cough, I now have my own computer, I'll be loitering here some tomorrow.
Gonna try to post that shit to DA after it's done, so i'll post the links here.

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

The blood moon is TONIGHT everyone! :D
Wear your protection, don't hurt your eyes.
This is something a lot of us are all going to see at once. This is gonna connect us all for while.
That's pretty awesome.
I'll be thinking of all of you tonight, promise.

[[deleted user]]

"Wear your protection"

I immediately thought condoms but, like, can I not look at it with a naked eye?

[[deleted user]]

I'll be thinking of you too though. XD

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Ayah {My insides all turned to ash} wrote: ""Wear your protection"

I immediately thought condoms but, like, can I not look at it with a naked eye?"

I'm a dumbass, sorry.
Yeah, you CAN watch this thing (which is a trifecta of lunar phenomena; a supermoon, a blood moon and a lunar eclipse) without anything. I was thinking of a SOLAR eclipse. My bad.

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Ayah {My insides all turned to ash} wrote: "I'll be thinking of you too though. XD"

Good to know. :p

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Peter wrote: "Stupid Southern Hemisphere"

Aw, I'm sorry. :(
you know, they're gonna be live-streaming it to NASA's website. You can see the whole thing there.

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Peter wrote: "I'm chilled, I've seen a blood moon xD they have them here every 86 years or so as well xD"

Ah, cool. I think the last one visible here was like, 1982? Sometime in the 80's.

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Peter wrote: "And you don't need protective wear or anything, it's the moon xD"

I corrected my previous statement. XD
My bad, I was mixing up lunar and solar eclipses.

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

PAZ moment looking up at the sky all at once. <333

I'm sure a lot of us were just looking up at this amazing lunar trifecta, so, since we were all just briefly connected, it's sort of like we were all together.
Just wanna say you all freaking ROCK.
Never ever change.