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Fuck and peaches fuck and peaches fuck and peaches

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Puck and feaches.

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Now that sounds like a fetish not an ass tattoo damn it

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Fuck and peaches

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Well, that's what I get. XD
You're lucky I love you, you weirdo.

Okay. Gonna post a status about that fix.
Hopefully everyon will see it.

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Three announcements.

1st: Read this status, seriously.
https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/3...

It'll make it so you're no longer out of the loop, I HAVE NOT been ignoring anybody.

2nd: New watcher. ^-^

3rd: My theater got The Scorch Trials!!! Seeing it tonight!!!

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You're my homiesexual

Its like a homosexual
but a homie

homiesexual

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Ayah {half of a whole} wrote: "You're my homiesexual

Its like a homosexual
but a homie

homiesexual"

That's...
That is so...
I don't know what that is, but, I LOVE IT. XD
Thank you, my dork pixie. <333

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

So I saw The Scorch Trials on Saturday night.
It wasn't EXACTLY like the book, but neither was the Maze Runner movie.
I really liked the movie of TST.
*awkward arm rub*
Can't they BOTH be good??

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Got the review up. ^-^
https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

I tried to make it funny.
I don't think it worked.

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Zombieslayer/Alienhunter{Angels fly. My hero limps} wrote: "Ayah {half of a whole} wrote: "You're my homiesexual

Its like a homosexual
but a homie

homiesexual"

That's...
That is so...
I don't know what that is, but, I LOVE IT. XD
Thank you, my dork pixie..."


Yo, anytime, homiesexual. ;)

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Homiesexual, jesus fuck I'm dying over here. XD

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[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

THAT IS ENOUGH. XDDDD

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OH MY FUCK yesterday at brunch my sister was trying to get someone to go grocery shopping and she's like, don't forget the peaches and I TOTALLY LOST IT.

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

See?? I TOLD you! This makes shit AWKWARD.

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I blame you for this. :P

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Z rants like a bitch time:

Fuckfuckfuckfuck, I'm gonna be working with this dude that, I guess, LIKES me, in less than FOUR months.

They're out of spots in Driver's Ed at the high school and I can't go. I... I may have to wait until next year since, you know, I can't even get my permit yet because 'no one has time for THAT'.

I'm doing, like, REALLY bad in English. Mrs. Mom is seriously pissed off at me for not nailing the Cuban Revolution report. I need to ace my next one.

My brother is dating a slutbunny and him and his buddies are 'petitioning to preserve the sanctity of marriage'.

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Ayah {half of a whole} wrote: "I blame you for this. :P"

Join the club.

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Might be back on later, I gotta get stuff for supper tonight.

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Supper. I'm not over this word.

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Guysguysguysguys!!!!!
Okay I can only be on for like five seconds but...
I'm on my own notebook computer!!!!!
:D
We bought it yesterday cause it was like super freakin' cheap and my parents wanted me to have it for 10th grade.
I just spent the last hour setting it up with my dad, which was an ORDEAL, but it was completely worth it. :,)
As soon as I get my little mouse (which i'll need for bed desking like I am right now, i'll be on, like, AT NIGHT and shit.
Hahahahaha!
I still have to use the one in our den primarily, but this little blue HP DeskJet (i'll take a pic for you guys) is ALLLL MIIINNNEEE!!!
Okay, okay.
Love you guys, Good night. <3
Love, Z

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WHAT WHAT WHAT OMG YAY FINALLY

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Ayah {half of a whole} wrote: "WHAT WHAT WHAT OMG YAY FINALLY"

Thanks. *hugs* I am so psyched about this.

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Quote of the day: (actually yesterday)
(Dad)
"Don't fuck that thing up."
(Z; walking to bedroom)
"Don't worry, i'll let you know if I accidently hack into the Pentagon."

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Zombieslayer/Alienhunter{Angels fly. My hero limps} wrote: "Quote of the day: (actually yesterday)
(Dad)
"Don't fuck that thing up."
(Z; walking to bedroom)
"Don't worry, i'll let you know if I accidently hack into the Pentagon.""

Omf that's so… Lauren. XD

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

I certainly thought so. XD
My dad didn't think it was so funny, though.

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Agenda for the evening:
Read at least five chapters of Proven Guilty.
Get off my lazy ass and finally draw something for DeivantArt (Gorillaz to prove I still love it, probably).
Finish chapter three of Gem Stoned and make an attempt to write chapter four of Sister, Mister (the SheDoc revolution will arrive soon).
Maybe watch Deadman Wonderland on Kissanime, we'll see. I haven't watched any Bojack Horseman or Steven Universe in a while, might watch that instead.
I still need to mess with the screen setting on my computer, the typeface is SOOOO tiny on it.

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Chances thrown, nothing's free.
Longing for 'used to be'.
Still it's hard, hard to see.
Fragile lives, shattered dreams.

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

"Any more bright ideas, professor?"
"Other than shut the fuck up and quit being such a smartass? No, none at all."

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

"You don't even have a band."
"I do so have a band. I just need a guitarist, a bassist and a drummer."

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Sort of banning myself from the Interwebs today.
I have some shit I have to do for the flea market so I can get paid, and my mom wants my help with some packing (yes. It's confirmed, the move is happening before the 1st of November!).
But i'll be on later tonight to chat and rate this super gory comic i'm about to read.
Later.

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

I sorta got a fanart done last night.
Not completely, just a base.
Sorta. A really misshapen 'dear God please let this look better when it's done' sort of base.
Anyway, since I've now actually slept longer than five hours, i'll finish it tonight.
It's Todd Fletcher and Vana Marsden, backup vocals and drums (respectively) for the Round-a-Bouts.

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

So.
Blood Rites and Changes.
AKA: Books of the Dresden Files that were ruined for me by people on the fucking internet.
HIDE THAT SHIT.

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*politely doesn't bring any mention of a broken left collarbone to any conversation we've had since Sunday*

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Ayah {My insides all turned to ash} wrote: "*politely doesn't bring any mention of a broken left collarbone to any conversation we've had since Sunday*"

SHUT.
UP.
I am still very distraught over this.