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Aug 25, 2015 11:30AM
Cute, but I don't wear skirts. XD
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I don't either.
I think I'm gonna be Lubbock from Akame Ga Kill for this costume thing.
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Well then XD His gloves though XD
THAT WAS MEANT TO GO IN THE PAZ GROUP OOPS

Well I would hope.
I didn't want your journal to get flagged for explicit content XD

See now all I hear is some pissed off French dude getting mad at my stupid American self and saying
"You are le asshole."
Our inside jokes have literally ruined our outlooks on the world as we knew it. XD

Now I can barely talk without laughing like an idiot.
I'm titally ASsuming that we just gained another. XD
Which is a good thing because all of my ASSUmptions are very well thought out in that world's biggest head of mine. ;)

I dunno.
I've been thinking about this for about a week (since I 'got sober', by the way. And me with no sponsor to call) and it's really been bugging me.
I just wanna get it out.
If nobody has advice, fine.
I just wanna talk to myself in my weird little spam hole of a thread for a minute.
I was talking with my mom last weekend about some school crap. I dunno, a tutor or something.
And Mom asked me to sit with her in the den.
The last time she 'asked me to sit' anywhere, my dog was dead.
So naturally I was a little worried.
So she says that if I 'meet a boy at school', I can maybe date. Movies, supper on the weekends.
But no way, under any circumstances, am I to be at his house without his parents, nor is he to be at our house without her or my dad.
So I'm sitting there getting lectured on girl-boy parties, so of course I wasn't listening.
Then she says
"I know M******* goes to the high school. If you wanted to go to one of his games or something, that would be alright."
Oh.
My.
GOD.
HIM.
That little jerk who used to live next door that called me blondezilla.
They STILL think I LIKE him.
I can't even...
Why...
Plus...
I wasn't a little disappointed that she had NO IDEA.
I thought, maybe she was suspecting and not making a deal out of it because it didn't bother her.
But now I don't know.
Maybe I should ruin Thanksgiving.
Lil sis advice time:
Let me state the obvious here: Your mother has no clue. Like, at all.
I think you can take advantage of that. You're not allowed to be alone with boys, but you are allowed to be alone with chicks.
*hint hint*
But I seriously think that it wouldn't bother her if you did tell her. The fairy godfathers are *almost* proof of that. She's your mom, after all, and she isn't homophobic, and she'll still love you no matter what... if she doesn't accept you (WHICH WON'T HAPPEN) then fuck it, fuck the haters, fuck it all because guess what? You're awesome no matter the sexuality and ain't nobody takin' that away from ya.
If you DO decide that you're comfortable with telling everyone on Thanksgiving, you won't be ruining it, at all. You'll just be telling everyone that, Hey, I'm a self-confident chick who knows what she likes and y'all better deal with it.
But really. Do what you're comfortable with. If telling means a relief of the anxiety over it, and being able to be yourself for everyone, not just a few people, then I think you should go for it. It's worth a few haters to be who you are.XOXO, Nattie.

I still have no fucking idea about any of this, but I really needed that.
You're my favorite little sister.
*hugs back* Anytime, Z.
I'm here to talk you through any decision you make. I promise.
You're my favorite big sis. <33333
I'm here to talk you through any decision you make. I promise.
You're my favorite big sis. <33333

I know. I can't thank you enough for that.
Wow. That actually means a lot more that what I said, since my only other little sisters are dogs. XD
*Alaska-sized hug back*
Well, you're thanking me by being alive, which is thank you enough. :)
Haha, trust me. I'd take you over the biological thingy any day.
Well, you're thanking me by being alive, which is thank you enough. :)
Haha, trust me. I'd take you over the biological thingy any day.

Hehe. You're really thanking my parents for that.
I am unnaturally pleased by that.
You're the one with the strong arms out of us. XD
yes, Daddy Slovic, thank you so much for not using a condom and Mommy Slovic, thanks for pushing a bloody and screaming Lauren-child out of you. Greatly appreciate it.
Glad to hear it. XD
yes, Daddy Slovic, thank you so much for not using a condom and Mommy Slovic, thanks for pushing a bloody and screaming Lauren-child out of you. Greatly appreciate it.
Glad to hear it. XD

Actually I was a C-section. I bring it up every time we fight so she can't use the 'four hours of childbirth' bullshit my brother's mom used on him.
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Harder than knocking out teeth? XD
You're lucky. XD My mom NEVER fails to bring up the fact that she was in the hospital for a month after I was born. Thought she was the only one that used that against me. XD
You're lucky. XD My mom NEVER fails to bring up the fact that she was in the hospital for a month after I was born. Thought she was the only one that used that against me. XD

Well, we were BOTH in the hospital for two weeks after I was born, cause I was early and she had a seizure afterwards. And she DOES use that one on me sometimes.
They shouldn't be allowed to do that, that was NOT our fault.
XD
RIGHT?! That should be fucking illegal. Like, bitch, I wasn't even an HOUR old and you're ALREADY holding shit against me?
RIGHT?! That should be fucking illegal. Like, bitch, I wasn't even an HOUR old and you're ALREADY holding shit against me?

That is like the second most accurate thing I've read all day.
#1: "Something about this just SCREAMS bad idea."
Tbh everything that comes outta your mouth is quotable. No arguments there.

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Now I'm working on more zombies. >:)

Akame Ga Kill.
Space Dandy.
Zombies (not The Walking Dead. Just zombies).
The Maze Runner.
Gorillaz (as always).
Rick and Morty.
Star Wars.
Zombieslayer/Alienhunter{No longer bending} wrote: "Oh, yeah. Tit-pointingly cold is damn near Hemingway, ain't it? XD"
WHY DID I NOT SEE THIS YESTERDAY
WHY DID I NOT SEE THIS YESTERDAY
"Something about this just SCREAMS bad idea."
-Z, all day every day when talking to Ayah.
-Z, all day every day when talking to Ayah.

Answer 2: EVERYTHING in my life just SCREAMS bad idea, love. XD

My goal is a fanart every night, if I can focus long enough.
Leave it to me to be all doe-eyed over the PERVERT of the Night Raid.
I am trash.

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I used The Dresden Files, might do another one with The Maze Runner.
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