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HmmEvidently I'm 'a part of the corrosion of American society'.
I'm like lemon juice to a good steak knife.
Cool.
If I don't do something I'm gonna fall asleep and smack my face on this desk, so, I'm doing this.I'm gonna do two a day, I guess, since this spam hole isn't really a 'blog'.
Day 2: Where you'd like to be in 10 years.
Jeez.
On August 5th, 2025, i'll be almost twenty-six.
Which means i'll be out of college.
Where would I like to be?
Hmm.
Ideally, a heavy metal superstar with legions of fans and someone writing a book about me, but, if that doesn't work out, here's a trio of scenerios, any of which I'd be pleased with.
1.
Living on the beach in Corpus Christi.
I'll have graduated from Texas A&M there, so I could definitely see myself staying there.
A nice, shabby little house right there near the beach, a few dogs and MAYBE cute, curvy little redhead who likes to wear my concert t-shirts.
I dunno what I'd be doing, maybe freelancing as a writer or a panelist, working on my own graphic novel with anther artist.
Taking trips to London with a few of my friends every summer, drinking Corona for breakfast.
That's kinda my dream right there. <333
2. Living in Austin as a cop.
Yeah... This is pretty much what's most likely gonna happen.
I'll graduate from Texas A&M with a minor in criminal justice, get an apartment in Austin and work for the police force.
My ultimate goal is to make a gold badge as quickly as I can. Working the beat's dangerous.
In that scenario, I'd like to have kids.
Boys, one named after my brother and one after my dad.
I kinda promised.
I highly doubt i'll ever be PREGNANT, no thanks.
Their other mama can deal with that bullshit.
3. Living in Dallas and working as a panelist for Mad, or The New Yorker, or Heavy Metal, some comic-style magazine.
I could email or snail mail my work, get paid, and...
This is another 'Corona for breakfast' scenario...
XD
Likely, I see myself as a cop. And I'd be content.
Wife, few kids.
I could be okay with that.
Ayah {Gettin' close to an overload} wrote: "Auntie Ayah? XD"Abso-fucking-lutely. XD
They're gonna need a good influence.
They're gonna need someone to give them apple juice instead of Corona for breakfast, you mean. XD
Your future kids are lucky that I don't drink. :P
Your future kids are lucky that I don't drink. :P
Yeah, that's exactly what I meant. XDYes. Yes they are.
I hope you know that I'll be having a ton of cash lying around due to the fact that I don't plan on supporting anyone but myself, so Clint Jr. and Other One shall be endlessly spoiled >:)
Ayah {Gettin' close to an overload} wrote: "I hope you know that I'll be having a ton of cash lying around due to the fact that I don't plan on supporting anyone but myself, so Clint Jr. and Other One shall be endlessly spoiled >:)"Haha. XD
They'll like that.
Actually I was considering Conrad David (David is my dad) and Troy Clinton, because I can't really stand either of their names.
Lauren will have a son named Conrad.
Lauren Conrad.
I AM A HORRIBLE DORK I COULDNT RESIST XD
and Troy like Troy Bolton ooops
Lauren Conrad.
I AM A HORRIBLE DORK I COULDNT RESIST XD
Aw, dawg. Tha's jus' cold, man. Shit.
Omigod will your kids be as cute as you?
Fuck you, Lauren.
I hope not. XDHe was quarterback when I was BORN, dude.
The thing is, I can't picture Future Z. I can't really picture Future ANY of us XD We're too... us... to be domestic and shit XD
Eh <3
Still. The Cowboys, no matter what, are just... well, the Cowboys.
Still. The Cowboys, no matter what, are just... well, the Cowboys.
I can't picture it either. I agree, we're just too...Well, you stated it pretty well.
Can we just stay teenagers forever? XD
Oh hell yes, we'll always be the Lions!
We could, but you do realized being under eighteen has some SERIOUS drawbacks.
I don't smoke or drink, so the only drawback on my end would be the difficulties of purchasing porn XD
Nah :P However I do have slight concerns for when football season actually starts.
Who buys porn? It's FREE.
The GOOD stuff isn't. Besides, you've bought a playboy!
Hell yes XD And god help this whole site if we ever get a playoff match up like last year.
Oh, right. *blush* I forgot.
"I forgot" XD
Oh don't you even try, we both know who should've won that game to BEGIN with. A rematch would just be no limitations on ME hassling YOU.
Because seriously, if I asked Tony Romo what his favorite number was, I'm sure he'd pick 6
Because seriously, if I asked Tony Romo what his favorite number was, I'm sure he'd pick 6
*facepalm* You're just evil.
Shush, I'm cute. XD
Friggin Texans.
Yes. Yes you are.
*pokes* You're cute too. XD
*facepalm* MICHIGANDERS.
*pokes* And don't you forget it.
Neverr!
Jeez, i don't even wanna know, but go ahead and hicklish all you want XD
>:)Shit. .-. My dad's gonna be home in like five seconds, I gotta go.
See ya tomorrow.
Awwwwwwww, bye my cute hicklishing Laurennnnnnn!! <3
Day 3: Your 5 pet peevesOnly 5?
Okay.
1. I can't stand it when people cut in line.
Especially after you yourself have been standing there for fifteen-thirty minutes.
I always mutter 'assholes' when someone does that to me.
2. Homophobes.
I really hate anyone who's phobic over something stupid like religion or race or gender, but, hey, I take homophobia rather personally.
Honestly, it's 2015. Get. The fuck. Over it.
3. Preps.
That's not to say I dislike anyone who walks around in penny shoes and pleated skirts, dress however the hell you want, but preps bug the absolute living shit out of me, prancing around in their fancy little outfits, 'gagging' and OMGing' over people (like me) who wear Wranglers and black t-shirts or ripped up jeans and band shirts.
The guys who take longer in front of the mirror than I do, even WITH my foot and a half long hair.
The girls who give you those snarky 'insultaments'
like 'OMG I love those shoes! Not everyone could look nice with feet that big, but you really pull it off!'
or 'Oh, I love that shirt. Do they make it in girls' sizes?'
Hate them.
Just friggin hate them.
4. People who don't drink coffee.
Given, a lot of folks probably feel the same way about me since I don't eat meat.
But seriously? Dude, how do you FUNCTION?
5. Texas stereotypes.
No. I wasn't born on a farm.
No. I don't have a horse (I love them, though).
No. I don't know your cousin, Texas is HUGE, stupid.
No. I don't like steak.
Yes. I seriously don't eat steak.
Yes. I am a lesbian.
Yes. Texas has plenty of gay people.
Yes. You are a moron.
It just gets really old. XD
Day 4: Your views on religion.*banging my head against the wall*
Shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit.
*long exasperated sigh*
Okay.
Pretty much my whole family is Agnostic, meaning we don't really know if there's a God, but by all means, there COULD be.
I consider myself a PESSAMISTIC Agnostic, meaning I don't really think there's a God.
But, my honest view is this simple little coupling of sentences:
Maybe there's a God.
Maybe there isn't.
His existence doesn't effect my life on Earth. I try not to be an asshole, I consider that as close to Godliness as anyone needs to get.
1st zombie I've ever drawn:http://lovethelieyoulive.deviantart.c...
2nd zombie I've ever drawn (and also a BRUTALLY murdered OC):
http://lovethelieyoulive.deviantart.c...
And, for the hell of it, a survivor:
http://lovethelieyoulive.deviantart.c...
Three submissions in two days.
*Snoopy happy dance*
I'm prancing around in penny shoes as I type this XD
Ayah {Gettin' close to an overload} wrote: "I'm prancing around in penny shoes as I type this XD"I'm guessing this is in reference to my pet peeves? XD
Believe me, you're EVERYTHING but a prep, darling.
Day 5: Your comfort foods and why.Oh, sweet baby Jesus.
I'm from the South, so one of my comfort foods is most definitely fried catfish (I'm vegetarian with the exception of fish; harvest > slaughter) and home fries.
It just screams cold winter night and the smell of someone cooking it makes me want to start singing 'Song of the South'. XD
Another one is probably pink stuff. <33
I'm gonna take a wild guess and say you *probably* don't know what that is, so, here it is:
It's sweet and condensed milk, cranberries, pie cherries, cool whip and coconut.
It's got different names by culture.
My cousins from Oklahoma (on my mom's side) call it 'pink stuff'.
My cousins from Texas (on my dad's side) call it, I swear to God, 'monkey vomit'.
I have no fucking idea.
My gram, whose from Texas but was raised by an old fashioned Ohio Yankee, calls it 'cherry pudding'.
I call it pink stuff around my okie cousins and monkey vomit around my Texan ones.
I love it because it tastes like Thanksgiving Eve at my cousins' house, playing dominoes or cards and drinking Bud Lite and preemptively betting on tomorrow's game.
We haven't done it in years, though.
And, finally, pimento cheese sandwiches.
I can't even.
It's really cheap, and it's REAL cheese, not processed.
We ate it a lot when I was kid in Texas, and we still always have it in the house.
Do you mean cherry pie filling...? XD
Ayah {Gettin' close to an overload} wrote: "Do you mean cherry pie filling...? XD"I'm honestly not sure. Maybe. XD
Day 6: Your zodiac sign and if you think it fits your personality.Hmm.
Well. I'm a Scorpio and...
Yeah, I think it fits my personality really well.
Scorpios have a tendency to be dark and brooding, sarcastic and sometimes crude.
I'm a lot like that.
They also tend to be moody and standoffish, they can be defensive.
Yeppity-yep-yep.
Ted Bundy, Aileen Wournos, Albert Fish and Jeffrey Dahmer were all either born or killed (by judicial execution or other means) within the time range of a Scorpio zodiac sign.
Haha....
So, yeah. I am very much a Scorpio.
It's DeviantArt's fifteenth birthday. :DSo, like many other mindless sheep, I did their stupid questionnaire. XD
http://lovethelieyoulive.deviantart.c...
*gets happy because I'm older than DeviantArt*
Haha. XDYou and me both, sis.
I was pretty psyched too. I thought they were only ten.
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"My dog head-butted me while I was putting her flea collar back on."
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Ouch.