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♠Zombie Slaying and Alien Hunting 101♠
Drives my mom BUGSHIT.
I found this quiz in my notifications on DeviantArt.Anyone, steal away.
(Home)
1. Where's your phone? On my dresser.
2. Where's your wallet? On my dresser.
3. What color are your bedroom walls? They used to be white...
4. When did you last clean your room? Yesterday.
5. When did you last mop? Last year? XD
6. Where's your hair brush/comb? On my dresser.
(School)
1. What grade are you in? I'll be in 10th.
2. What's your worst subject? Math.
3. What's your best subject? English of phys ed.
4. When did you last get an A? Never.
5. When did you last get an F? Never.
6. Ever gotten detention? Actually, yes.
(History)
1. Have you ever broken a bone? No.
2. Have you ever been arrested? Almost.
3. Have you ever been in a fist fight? Yeah.
4. Have you ever done acid? No.
5. Have you ever written a book report? I don't think so.
6. Have you ever seen a meteor shower? Yeah.
(You)
1. What color is your hair? Dirty blonde.
2. Is it natural? Yes.
3. What does the shirt you're currently wearing look like? It's a black V-neck t-shirt.
4. Are you wearing pants or shorts? Pants.
5. Are you wearing shoes? No. Barefoot redneck pride, yo!
6. Wearing any jewelry? No.
7. What's your favorite show? Either Steven Universe or Rick and Morty.
8. What's your favorite movie? The Fast and The Furious.
9. What's your favorite song? Welcome to Planet Mother Fucker, White Zombie.
10. What's your favorite food? Pizza.
Peter {Yes, I'm the P in Paz} wrote: "Z <3"P <3
Totally saw that coming. XD
Kiddies, shut up and listen to Ms. Slovic for a second.Never, under any circumstances, EVER, let your DA notifications reach a thousand.
You're gonna sit there for an hour deleting/faving shit, and the next thing you know you're gonna be ranting in your journal on entirely different site about your DA notifications that your stupid ass let reach a thousand!
What is today’s date?- 7-23-15
When you’re at the grocery store do you use the self-check-out?
- FUCK NO. I HATE those things.
Who do you text the most?
- Clint.
How do you make your money?
- Chores and odd jobs.
Are you wearing any jewellery right now?
- No.
Last outgoing call you made was to?
- A book store.
Do you know anyone that’s pregnant right now?
- My dad's co-worker's wife.
Are you proud of who you are?
- Not at all.
If you were told you were 8 weeks pregnant what would you say?
- "Haha! I TOLD you the aliens were real! And soon we'll have genetic proof!"
Who last borrowed something from you?
- I think my dad borrowed a flashlight.
Are there any words on your shirt?
- Just the Hanes logo inside the collar.
Do you smoke weed every day?
- No.
Would you ever live with any of your best friends?
- Probably. If they could stand my loud hick ass.
Who did you last text?
- Dad.
Were you intoxicated the last time you threw up?
- Yes.
Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
- Wal-Mart.
Does your head hurt when you cry?
- No. Should it?
Have you ever watched a foreign film with English subtitles?
- Yes. Some French thing. I hated it.
Do you think that in the end, everything will fall into place?
- *shrug* How should I know?
Are you legal to drink?
- Not for, like, six years.
Has anyone had a problem with your lifestyle?
- Yeah.
What is the last non-alcoholic beverage you had?
- Coffee.
Do you think you’re a good friend?
- I think I'm devoted and I try hard to be a good friend, but probably not.
Where did you sleep last night?
- The floor, then my bed.
How do you feel about the last person you texted?
- He's my father.
Do you know anyone who is bisexual?
- I don't think so.
Have you ever smoked weed?
- Yes.
Have you ever been really fucked up to an ex?
- I have no exes. So I'm gonna say no.
Have you ever told someone you hated them?
- Yeah.
What’s up for tomorrow?
- Catching up on webcomics.
Do you know anyone named Chris?
- My uncle, my godfather, my stepcousin and my great-uncle.
Do you wear big sunglasses?
- No.
Have you ever showered with someone?
- A cat. but no on purpose.
Do you own anything from American Eagle?
- Do I LOOK like a prep to you?
Have you ever drank alcohol?
- Yes.
What is your favourite colour?
- Blue, black and silver.
Has anyone ever hung up on you?
- Not on purpose, their phone died.
Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed?
- Yeah, they were telling 'Do it, do it, do it!'.
When’s the last time you had fast food?
- Last week. Taco Bell <333
Do all bottled water brands taste the same?
- Yeah, of course.
Do your headphones break frequently?
- Yes. I buy cheap.
Do you like touch-screens?
- No.
Are you good at following advice?
- Shit no.
Is your closet messy or clean?
- Like a Texas cyclone hit it.
Have you ever had braces?
- No.
Do you wear make up for yourself, or for others?
- To scare my neighbors.
A thought struck me while I was working in the flea market today.When school starts next month, a lot of high-school aged kids are gonna be quitting their summer jobs, right?
So, since I'm not starting school in August, I could go work at one of those places.
I'm as broke as I've ever been right now, and some extra cash when I start school in January would sure be nice.
I wanna work at Homeland, but I can't until I'm sixteen, which isn't till November.
So...
Eh I dunno. I'd only be working there a few months, but it'd be better than trying to get people to pay me for trimming their hedges and shit.
Zombieslayer/Alienhunter{Turn your back and hate me} wrote: "And that, girls in boys, is how Z learned Ayah sniffs her postman."
I'm crying what is this comment XD
I'm crying what is this comment XD
Ayah {representing the A in Paz} wrote: "Zombieslayer/Alienhunter{Turn your back and hate me} wrote: "And that, girls in boys, is how Z learned Ayah sniffs her postman."I'm crying what is this comment XD"
Dude, you must've had to go ,like, six pages back to see that. XD
Remember, we were talking about mail (I think) and you said something about your postman smelling awesome.
My postman does smell really really good XD
Three things I wish I could shout from the rooftop:I'M NOT VEGAN!
I DON'T LIKE BRAIDEN!
I HATE THE BLACK KEYS!
Meh. That was consolation enough.
Peter {Yes, I'm the P in Paz} wrote: "I don't have a postman..."???
Where's your mail come from?
You know...People say that by facing your fears head on, you can overcome them.
I would normally just get over it, but I'm really not getting enough sleep anymore. I keep falling asleep when I go to my room to get dressed and it's pissing my mom off.
Obviously the first thing that came to mind was volunteering to get electroshock.
Well.
Fuck THAT.
The other thing I thought of was maybe drawing one of my OCs getting it, as sort of a vent thing?
I dunno.
*long dramatic English-accented sigh*I'm tired as all hell, but the weekend was pretty good.
Finished season one of Bojack Horseman (season two was green lit!).
Worked my ass off at the flea market (made almost no money XD).
Saw Pixels (seeitseeitseeitseeitseeitseeitseeit).
Read 'Selam's Lot till my eyeballs bled (I love Stephen King <333).
And, to top it all off, the season two premiere of Rick and Morty ROCKED!
:D
I love that show.
I think I'm doing an OC trade! :DI'm not sure, though.
It starts on August 1st, so I have to make up my mind in the next few days...
Basically I'd be trading this OC: http://lovethelieyoulive.deviantart.c...
for this one: http://blu-milk.deviantart.com/art/Ro....
I wouldn't be able to draw or write Vana for the whole month of August and my friend wouldn't be able to draw or write Rose for the whole month.
And I would actually HAVE to do pics of Rose (which I want to do, duh. Or I wouldn't be trading for her) and the girl would HAVE to do pics of Vana.
And it's a free for all. You can do whatever you want with their OC because they're YOURS for the month.
*panicked emoticon*
Should I do it?
Ayah {representing the A in Paz} wrote: "YES YES YES DO ITTT"Haha. XD
Okay, okay. I'll note her about it tonight.
I can't wait to see what she does with Vana, her style's so awesome.
*bounces up and down* I CANT WAITT
Sometimes I can't decide if you're the angel on my shoulder or the devil. XD
*dies*XD
Perfect. Perfect. Abso-fucking-lutely perfect.
*bows* Thank you, thank you very much XD
I found another quiz on DA. >:)The last time you...
Walked somewhere. Yesterday.
Ate at a restaurant. Yesterday.
Got hurt. Last month.
Lost something. I lost my Virgin Mary bracelet last month.
Broke something. I broke a lint roller last week. XD
Where's your...
Phone. On my dresser.
Wallet. On my dresser.
Glasses/contacts. Don't wear them.
Favorite shirt. In the...Dryer? or maybe my laundry basket?
School book. What? XD
What was the last...
Book you read. Paper Towns.
Movie you saw. Pixels.
Song you listened to. Weird Science, Oingo Boingo.
Person you talked to. Mom.
Show you watched. American Dad.
What's your favorite...
Book. Christine by Stephen King.
Movie. The Fast and the Furious.
Show. Rick and Morty.
Food. Pizza.
Hobby. Drawing.
This quiz is...
Fun.
Pointless. Si, this one.
Boring.
Stupid.
Awesome.
You already know what I'm going to say.
Ayah {representing the A in Paz} wrote: "You already know what I'm going to say."*nods*
Si.
If the guy operating the express lane at Wal-Mart is seventy-four and moves as fast as a stoned snail, doesn't that defeat the purpose of an 'express lane'?I just wanted the new Super Street. >.<
Ayah, how many people did you spam with that? XDPeter, good Lord. XD
So. Evidently, some netspeak is NOT universal.You know how we call our one-on-one messages PMs?
On DeviantArt, they're called 'notes'.
Which I knew, but either forgot which site I was on or forgot which term I was supposed to use.
I wrote a comment on someone's journal and I said PM instead of note, and out of the blue, like, SIX people were like 'defuq is a PM?'
*facepalm*
It took everything I had not to cap-type
'PERSONAL MESSAGE, YOU SLINTHEADS.'
I only wrote 'it means personal message'.
XD
Don't be delicate. Be vast and brilliant.
Sheila's WANTED poster for Phase 4http://lovethelieyoulive.deviantart.c...
A bunch of people were doing them with Murdoc, so i did a Sheila one. *shrug*
I was feeling pretty bad when i made it, so it's not great.
And emo Morty Smith (of the cartoon Rick and Morty)
http://lovethelieyoulive.deviantart.c...
Again, i was sick so it's not that good.
*eye roll*Where'd that come from?
I don't know XD I saw one on TV and I wantt
Why were you sick ;~;
Why were you sick ;~;
Peter {Yes, I'm the P in Paz} wrote: "My Popsicle ;)"
I really wanna say something here but I'm not gonna xD
I really wanna say something here but I'm not gonna xD
@Peter Stop that! XD@Ayah That's why you're the dork pixie. XD
Don't worry, I'm fine now. It was just a little fever, migraine headache. Totally fine now.
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Just stand up tall, look 'em in the face and say...
I'm the world's greatest"
I shout 'I am the greatest!' All the time.
XD