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The ear gay dudes get pierced so other gay dudes know they're not hitting on a straight guy.
It doesn't matter for chicks, but I did it anyway.
What does it mean when you have both pierced then?

And it never meant anything for girls to have them both pierced.

I'm royally pissed.
I just found out they're not gonna let me start tenth in August like I was supposed to.
My mom wants to wait until I can get ALL the vaccinations (boosters included).
And she says my English and math need to be better.
And she wants me to get my teeth fixed.
And she says I need to get a hair cut.
I.
Am.
GODZILLA PSYCHOTIC furious right now.
When are you going to start then?!

The same time I'm supposed to start work.
@Peter Yeah. A hundred percent.
I'll get the gasoline, P, you get the rags and matches.

Screw that, I'm getting the C4 and blowing the damn thing up.
Someone find me a fuse.
Have you guys ever set something alight? Gasoline burns like a bitch, you don't need anything else xDd
String doesn't work well, you need a proper fuse. It needs that spark
Peter {Yes, I'm the P in Paz} wrote: "Have you guys ever set something alight? Gasoline burns like a bitch, you don't need anything else xDd"
Arson isn't my thing, so no XD
Arson isn't my thing, so no XD
Arson is my thing. I'm a pyromaniac and an achmophiliac xD

Wait.
Was I legit talking about blowing up my mom's car?

I'm a pyromancer.
Fire wizard. >:)

I punched a wall right when we got home.
Didn't knock a hole in it, which I guess I wasn't really trying to do.
At least now I can wallow in the pain and pretend that's the only thing that's wrong.

Also I have to go in like five minutes. Gotta help with supper.
Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet? Right now? My cousin.
How do you flush the toilet in public? The same way I do at home.
Do you wear your seatbelt in the car? Usually.
Do you have a crush on someone? No, thank God.
Name one thing you worry about running out of. Air.
What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble? Someone told me I looked like Drew Berrymore and it MADE MY FUCKING DAY. <333
What is your favorite pizza topping? Green peppers.
Do you crack your knuckles? All the time.
What song do you hate the most. All about that Bass.
Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head? Dammit. 0_0
What are your super powers? My right hook and my big heart.
Peppermint or spearmint? Spearmint.
Where are your car keys? In the Mustang I don't own yet.
Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear? Ayah's, Peter's and Clarice's.
What's your most annoying habit? Biting my nails, chewing my hair and slouching. I'm a mess.
Where did you last go on vacation? May.
What is your best physical feature? Either my hair or my height.
What CD is closest to you right now? let me see... Soul Gravy, Cross Canadian Ragweed.
What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator? Yogurt. V8. Carrots.
What superstition do you believe/practice? None, really.
What color are your bed sheets? Black.
Would you rather be a fish or a bird? Fish cause I'm scared of heights.
Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive? I can't drive yet.
What are your favorite sayings? Screw it.
What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower? When I call your Name, Vince Gill.
If you could go back or forward in time,where would you go? Forward.
What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie? STAR WARS, doy.
What CD is in your stereo? Us and Them, ShineDown.
What CD will be in your stereo in a few minutes? Transit of Venus, Three Days Grace.
How many kids do you plan on having? Two or three.
If you could kiss anyone who would it be? Emma Watson. Or Ayah. <333
What do you do when no one is watching? I put my hair over my left eye.
If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would be you? Drew Berrymore, I guess.
Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep? Blaze of fucking glory.
Coffee or Tea. COFFEE!!!
Favorite musician(s)/bands you've seen in concert? ShineDown, Three Days Grace, Motley Crue, The Raskins, Alice Cooper.
Have you ever been in love? No.
Do you talk to yourself? Absolutely.
Where did you last go on vacation? May.
But I'm glad you wanna kiss me XD

I thought it said 'when' XD
I'm stupid.
And OF COURSE I do.
Of course you do, who wouldn't want to? XD

*shrug*
Homosexual aliens on crack?
I gotta go, Nat.
See ya tomorrow.

And you, of course. Don't be a silly fish. <333
Now I'm REALLY going.
Z, out.

http://lovethelieyoulive.deviantart.c...
I did say I massively failed on the Danzig shirt, right? XD
Meh. It could be worse.

XD
I was tagged, I had to!
I'm just saying I like that one best ;)

[x] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[x]Dogs are better than cats.
[x] It’s hilarious when people get hurt.
[x]Shopping is torture
[x] Sad movies suck (i like them but they're sooo saddd)
[] You own a car racing game
[x]You played with hot wheels cars as a kid.
[x] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. (I still kinda do)
[] You owned a ds, ps2, n64, or sega.
[x] You used to be obsessed with power rangers.
[x]You have watched sports on tv.
[x] Gory movies are cool.
[x] You go to your dad for advice.
[] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[] You used to collect hockey cards.
[] Baggy sweats are cool to wear.
[x] It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (blue, but also black and silver)
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[x] Sports are fun.
[x] You talk with food in your mouth.
[] You sleep with your socks on at night.
[x] You have fished at least once.
2. Your girl side
[] You love to shop.
[] You wear eyeliner.
[] You wear the color pink.
[] You go to your mom to talk.
[x] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[] You hate wearing the color black.
[x] You like going to the mall. (the mall has Barnes and Noble and Star Bucks)
[] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[x] You like wearing jewelry. (I wear rubber bracelets and chains)
[] You cried watching the notebook
[] Dresses are a big part of your wardrobe.
[] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[] You don’t like the movie star wars.
[] You are/were in gymnastics.
[] It takes you around one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
[x] You smile a lot more than you should. (my mom calls it a 'shit-eating grin'. My brother does it too)
[] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[] You like wearing high heel shoes.
[x] You used to play with dolls as little kid.
[x] You like putting make-up on others. (wicked clown make-up)
[] You like being the star of everything.
Appearance
[] I am shorter than 5′5″.
[] I have many scars.
[x] I tan easily.
[] I wish my hair was a different color.
[] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[] I’ve had/have braces.
[] I’ve been told i’m attractive by a complete stranger.
[] I have more than two piercings.
[] I have/had piercings in places besides my ears.
4. Experiences
[] I’ve gotten lost in my city.
[x] I’ve seen a shooting star.
[x] I’ve wished on a shooting star.
[x] I’ve seen a meteor shower.
[] I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
[] I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[x]I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts.
[] I’ve been to a casino.
[] I’ve been skydiving.
[] I’ve gone skinny-dipping.
[] I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[] I’ve crashed a car.
[] I’ve been skiing.
[] I’ve been in a musical.
[x] I’ve caught a snowflake or snow on my tongue.
[] I’ve seen the northern lights.
[] I’ve sat on a rooftop at night.
[x] I’ve played a prank on someone.
[x] I’ve ridden in a taxi.
[] I’ve seen the rocky horror picture show.
[x] I’ve eaten sushi.
[] I’ve been snowboarding.
5. Relationships
[x] I’m single.
[] I’m in a relationship.
[] I’m engaged.
[] I’m married.
[] I miss someone right now.
[] I’ve gotten divorced.
[] I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
[] I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
6. Honesty/Crime
[x] I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
[x] I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
[x] I’ve snuck out
[] I’ve lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I’ve cheated while playing a game.
[] I’ve ran a red light.
[x] I’ve witnessed a crime.
[x] I’ve been in a fist fight.
[] I’ve been arrested.
7. Death and suicide
[x] I’m afraid of dying.
[x] I hate funerals.
[x] I’ve seen someone/something dying.
[] Someone close to me has attempted/committed suicide.
[x] I’ve planned my own suicide before.
[] I’ve written a eulogy for myself.
8. Random
[x] I can sing well
[] Stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[] I open up to others easily.
[x] I watch the news.
[] I don’t kill bugs.
[x]I sing in the shower.
[] I am a morning person.
[] I paid for a cell phone ring tone.
[] I am a sports fanatic.
[x] I twirl my hair.
[x] I care about grammar.
[] I have “?”’s in my screen name.
[] I’ve copied more than 30 cd’s in a day.
[] I bake well.
[x] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red, blue, black, purple, or orange.
[] I would wear pajamas to school.
[] I like martha stewart.
[x] I know how to shoot a gun.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes. cause they’re funny
[] I eat fast food weekly.
[] I’ve not turned anything in and still got an a in a certain class.
[] I can’t sleep if there is a spider/cockroach in the room.
[x] I am ticklish.
[x] I love white chocolate.
[x] I bite my nails.
[] I’m good at remembering faces.
[] I’m good at remembering names.
[x] I’m good at remembering dates.
[x] I honestly have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[x] All my answers were totally honest.

Anyone who has my email address knows my last name, which is Slovic, but not literally. XD
My middle name is Danielle because of my mom's friend Danny who, tragically, died of AIDS before I was born.
---> name meaning; Precious flower, Phantom, Moutain Dweller.
--->age; 15 and nine months.
--->dob; 4th of November, 1999.
--->decent; German, Czech, Finnish and Native American.
--->sexuality; Homosexual.
{Appearance}
--->eyes; Hazel with a green hue.
--->hair; Dirty blonde, middle-back length.
--->height; 5'10 and a half.
--->weight; 170
--->skin tone; Dark pink, obviously German.
{Life and personality}
--->family; Father, mother, half-brother by father.
--->friends; Only two IRL, but at least seven TRUE friends here on GR. And two more on DA.
--->positive attributes; Physically strong, fast runner, tall, devoted friend, good listener, jokester.
--->negative attributes; Possibly bipolar, RAD, violent, arrogant, ashamed, sheltered, pessimistic, uneducated.
--->likes; Boxing, volleyball, football, reading, writing, music, psychology, urbex, singing.
--->dislikes; Lima beans, beets, grapefruits, disco, bubblegum pop, Motorhead, homophobes, preps.

That's the most fucking ironic thing that has ever happened to anyone.
And Danielle means phantom or ghost in a Native America dialect.

I did it twice! :D
Locke and Key comic series by Joe Hill and The Maze Runner trilogy by James Dashner.
XD
I found the paper I wrote them all down on a few minutes ago, that's the only reason I said that.
Zombieslayer/Alienhunter{I'm a product of my anger} wrote: "Lauren means Laurel, I read it somewhere, and Laurel means 'prescious flower'.
That's the most fucking ironic thing that has ever happened to anyone.
And Danielle means phantom or ghost in a Native..."
YOU ARE MY PRECIOUS FLOWER YES XD
That's the most fucking ironic thing that has ever happened to anyone.
And Danielle means phantom or ghost in a Native..."
YOU ARE MY PRECIOUS FLOWER YES XD
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I dunno, hardcore.
It DOES kinda look like the Venture Bros logo, though.
So that's cool.
Plus...
*looks from side to side*
It's the gay ear.
I'm not sure if it matters for chicks, but it's in my right ear.