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Philosophical and dirty, yes XD
Ha, I should've expected that... especially from him.
Fortunately for me, my niece and nephew aren't really my niece and nephew :P But my mom was pregnant with my sister at 18 >.<
Nahh, she's the good daughter.
Ha, I should've expected that... especially from him.
Fortunately for me, my niece and nephew aren't really my niece and nephew :P But my mom was pregnant with my sister at 18 >.<
Nahh, she's the good daughter.
*eyeroll*The 'dirty' is implied.
He's actually a pretty good dad. Him stepping up and taking care of her was what made me start talking to him again.
Are they adopted or something? 0.0
Ouch. >.< Well, meh. She was an adult, at least. Clint was nineteen when his girlfriend got pregnant.
Well, whoopty-fucking-hoo for her. XD
I'm not the good daughter, and I'm the ONLY daughter. So you've still got me beat.
Wow, as long as the little thing isn't strapped into the backseat of his race car, I'd imagine he'd be a cool dad. Responsibility's cool.
Nah, it's a horrifically long, twisted story. But no adoption.
Was his girlfriend 19 too?
It's okay, my parents like me better anyway XD
You're lucky, sisters are worse than brothers XD
Nah, it's a horrifically long, twisted story. But no adoption.
Was his girlfriend 19 too?
It's okay, my parents like me better anyway XD
You're lucky, sisters are worse than brothers XD
Hehe. XD The freakin' cheeseball told me she's like I was when I was little. <3 And, yeah. He honestly really surprised me.*nods* Word, I won't pry.
No. She was twenty-seven. He and our dad had a rather...Animated discussion about that that I don't think I was supposed to hear.
Makes sense. I like you better than just about everyone.
Yeah, I recognize my blessing.
You know people thought we were twins once?
AWWWWWWWW!!!!! BABY LAUREN! <333333333333
Nah, it's not like a huge secret or anything, it's just a LONGGGGGGGGG story XD Remind me one day when I'm bored and I'll type it out for you XD
*blinks* Ohhkay then... I guess love knows no age? I was expecting something like 15 but :P
I'm honored. :P
People thought you and Clint were TWINS?
Nah, it's not like a huge secret or anything, it's just a LONGGGGGGGGG story XD Remind me one day when I'm bored and I'll type it out for you XD
*blinks* Ohhkay then... I guess love knows no age? I was expecting something like 15 but :P
I'm honored. :P
People thought you and Clint were TWINS?
*head shake*He's a liar, my niece is cute.
*nods* Will do. And on the next 'I'm bored, wanna hear a story?' day, i'll tell you about my brother's prison record.
FIFTEEN?? XD God, no. To us, SHE was the child molester.
Which was a really mean thing to think, because she's actually, like, PERFECT for him.
Haha. Truth. :P
*nod* I was thirteen-ish and one of his stupid friends (dumbass Okie townie from here) thought I was his twin sister, then the rest of the merry band of morons believed him.
Baby Lauren would be so cute tooo!!!!!!!!!! <3333333
Okay XD
Yeah, I can imagine why you'd think that XD
But that's great that they're good together, that kiddo needs someone to keep him on the ground.
If you were 13 then he was 19, what the actual fuck XD
Okay XD
Yeah, I can imagine why you'd think that XD
But that's great that they're good together, that kiddo needs someone to keep him on the ground.
If you were 13 then he was 19, what the actual fuck XD
*blush* You're doing it again...I feel really bad about it now because she's awesome, I'm glad I never said anything mean to her.
*Her* and yes, it's the best thing that ever happened to him. <333
I have no fucking idea. XD I mean, we both look like dad, and I think the height thing had something to do with it.
But, like I said, merry band of morons.
Sorry :P I just can't help but think, if teenager Lauren is this darn cute, I can't even imagine baby Lauren <3
Right, her XD And that's so, umm... romantic? XD It's cute. But not as cute as you.
Idiots XD
Right, her XD And that's so, umm... romantic? XD It's cute. But not as cute as you.
Idiots XD
*head shake* I looked like a Martian. Ask anyone.Yeah, complete dumbasses. Even Clint, the BLOCKHEAD, was like 'the fuck is wrong with y'all?" XD
I doubt that :P
And obviously something's wrong with them XD
And obviously something's wrong with them XD
Nopee. Cutie Lauren, always.
Definitely xD
Definitely xD
So...I stayed up late last night (but actually slept; thankfully dreamless) working on an age progression self-portrait project.
I MIGHT put them on DA, but...
Man, it'd be such a pain in the ass.
I don't have a scanner, so I actually have to take pics with the webcam on our laptop, and I have to carry the damn thing to another room for light.
And there's five of them, so five pictures.
Plus, you know, I had to write personal shit on the sides so i could show how I'd grown as a person.
I think i should scratch out some of what i wrote first.
Or...Admit it?
*head shake*
Wow i;m a mess. XD
Okay, i gotta go. But i'll probably be here early tomorrow, so, whatever time zone you're in, I'm in U.S CENTRAL.
Be a dork for five seconds and check the world clock (I'm kidding; no dork hate).
I have some shit to think about, some shit to do.
*sigh*
Bye, loves.
Stay weird, and don't lose your mind without me here to join in the fun.
Z, out.
Ugh. I slept in.As it turns out, my alarm clock has been set wrong for like a month, so when I THOUGHT my alarm should've gone off at 8:00 AM, it didn't because the stupid clock thought it was 8:00 PM and I slept till ten.
Sorry.
I'll be here for, like, the next three hours.
AUNTIE Z!!!! <3
@Clarice Heya! @Peter *successful tackle*
Ayah {representing the A in Paz} wrote: "Z <3333"Ayah <3333
WHY IS IT SO HARD TO FIND SOMEONE WHO CARES ABOUT YOUUUU?WHEN IT'S EASY ENOUGH TO FIND SOMEONE WHO LOOKS DOWN ON YOUUUU...
Three Days Grace, Someone Who Cares
Carrying my wallet even though there's nothing in it but my organ donor card and a guitar pick.
Peter {Yes, I'm the P in Paz} wrote: "I careeeeeeeee"I know you do, bro. :p
Is just a song.
Okay. I gotta go. :(But, I have to stay up till midnight to watch Michiko and Hatchin, so maybe i'll be on tonight.
*waves*
Bye guys. See ya later.
Z, out.
I miss our pornographic incest groupppp XD
We still have it you know xD
I know but it isn't the same without her XD She provides the playboys XD
Ayah {representing the A in Paz} wrote: "https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PFbeP6Y..."God dammit, you're making me feel old. :(
I remember when that stupid commercial was on 24/-fucking-7.
*facepalm*
I loved that damned commercial XD it was, what… 6 years ago? Damn. Six years.
Ayah {representing the A in Paz} wrote: "I loved that damned commercial XD it was, what… 6 years ago? Damn. Six years."*nods*
I was a third grader for Christ's sale.
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Shit, my whole life is philosophical. XD
Already happened, my niece is three, but his baby-mama's really nice. They're 'engaged'.
Just checkin'. I thought maybe your sister had gotten herself into trouble or something.