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Jul 09, 2015 10:18AM
Yes. Yes they would.
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*nods*Plain black it is.
How about you stop talking about me being naked. XD
Need I remind you I could throw you over my shoulder like a sack of potatoes?
WHY does EVERYONE ALWAYS do that????????????
Cause you're a pixie.
I'm not a pixie I'm just kinda tiny XD
Well, compared to me you're a pixie.
Five foot ten and a half, and I weigh about one-seventy-eight. '^_^
Blame my dad, he's six-three.And Clint's skinny. >:(
Bastard.
To me, genetics are inaccurate XD If they were legit I'd be a giant XD
Really?Damn, I'm the shortest member of the family.
I'm the shortest too :P My brother is 6'4" (he weighs like 300 pounds, no joke), my sister's about your height. So I'm dwarfed XD
My mom's 5'11, my dad's 6'3 and my brother's six foot even, which Is weird, because his mom is only 4'10
Okay, I'm at least grateful I'm not Clint's mommy XD
Right? XDI met her when I was eight and I was TALLER than her.
And she was, like, FORTY-THREE.
Dude XD Short adults are freaky XD
You know I'd have to look up to talk to you? And to P? It's come to the point where it's perfectly normal for me to be staring at my brother's midsection because I'm too lazy to look up XD
You know I'd have to look up to talk to you? And to P? It's come to the point where it's perfectly normal for me to be staring at my brother's midsection because I'm too lazy to look up XD
I never thought of that.I usually have to look up at my dad, but I can look everyone else in the face.
My neck hurts all the time XD It's great for hugs though because tall people have long arms and can literally wrap me up, even though I'm a horrible hugger XD
Man, I suck ay hugs too. XDI thought it was just me.
And yeah, that would DEFINITELY come in handy if we ever met.
Ya know, if you could stand my accent long enough.
It's definitely not just you XD I'm bony and stiff so I suck at hugs XD
Hun, if you can stand me slipping between languages without realizing, I can stand your accent XD
Hun, if you can stand me slipping between languages without realizing, I can stand your accent XD
Everyone says I hug like a wrestler. Whatever the hell that means. XDAwww. :) Ya jus' made mah lil' hardt flutter likah butterfly.
Probably too tight XD
And that's really adorable :3 (for the record, I said that only half-in english in my head XD)
And that's really adorable :3 (for the record, I said that only half-in english in my head XD)
Oh. ^_^ Wow. That explains a lot.Haha. XD My accent's not really THAT bad. Just a lot of missing 'g's and I say ain't a lot.
*resists urge to make sexual comment about something else that's too tight*
Well, sistah, you ain't alone on that one :P
Well, sistah, you ain't alone on that one :P
*resists urge to laugh out loud*Haha, awesome. Maybe Hicklish isn't just a Texas thing.
*resists urge to go to Oklahoma*
Maybe :P
Maybe :P
Two words. Turner Falls.Eh, I still thing North Texans are a special breed of redneck. XD
Two words. Detroit pride. XD
Duck whistles? XD
Duck whistles? XD
*nods* No worries. Respect.Nononononono. I HATE those ugly bastards.
*flops onto your lap and falls asleep*
Two words.
Double-ended dildo.
Double-ended dildo.
@Ayah Most females know better than to sleep in my presence.@Peter What the shit, dude?
Peter {Yes, I'm the P in Paz} wrote: "Two words.
Double-ended dildo."
Are you hinting ;)
Double-ended dildo."
Are you hinting ;)
*facepalm*My IRL friends would run screaming if they heard some of this shit. XD
Peter {Yes, I'm the P in Paz} wrote: "Hinting at what xD"
Oh, nothingggggg
Oh, nothingggggg
Ayah {representing the A in Paz} wrote: "Peter {Yes, I'm the P in Paz} wrote: "Hinting at what xD"Oh, nothingggggg"
INCEST MUCH?
Abs are so unobtainable. :(
I mean seriously, i should really just focus on my arms.Body shots are gonna take me DOWN, though.
I can't take a face hit worth a damn, either.
Abs are easy xD then again all muscles are easy for me since I don't have ligaments :/ xD
*flex* Hell yess look at these cobrasssss
@Peter I've been working at if for almost three years; zilch.@Ayah *looks at your cobras*
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