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I can't do anything with it xD

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Peter wrote: "What am I supposed to do? XD"

Bananas and Cheerios, brother.

[[deleted user]]

I can't put it in anything xD

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Hot dogs and donuts.

[[deleted user]]

Peter wrote: "I can't put it in anything xD"

Well somebody's never watched gay porn

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[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Ayah {яαιѕє∂ σи яα∂ισ} wrote: "Peter wrote: "I can't put it in anything xD"

Well somebody's never watched gay porn"

Or read gay fanfiction. XD

[[deleted user]]

I'M NOT GAY, THAT GROSS XD

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Peter wrote: "I'M NOT GAY, THAT GROSS XD"

*kicks on Southern charm*
Aw, ain't no shame in it, sugah, we love ya anyway.

[[deleted user]]

I mean the whole concept of anal is gross but you gotta do what you gotta do XD

[[deleted user]]

Zombieslayer/Alienhunter{I wanna feel pride and shame} wrote: "Ayah {яαιѕє∂ σи яα∂ισ} wrote: "Peter wrote: "I can't put it in anything xD"

Well somebody's never watched gay porn"

Or read gay fanfiction. XD"

Let's be honest here, they're kind of the same XD

[[deleted user]]

Omg, I really don't like guys. Like honestly, that stuff is gross to me xD

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

@Ayah Eh, not exactly. I've read lots of gay fanfictions, (mostly Gorillaz and Adventure Time) I like them.
But I'd NEVER watch gay porn.

[[deleted user]]

Zombieslayer/Alienhunter{I wanna feel pride and shame} wrote: "@Ayah Eh, not exactly. I've read lots of gay fanfictions, (mostly Gorillaz and Adventure Time) I like them.
But I'd NEVER watch gay porn."

*looks off to the side* Ummm… me neither?

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

I swear to God I had a point.

[[deleted user]]

I've watched les porn, but it wasn't my idea xD

[[deleted user]]

… you've watched porn with someone else…?

[[deleted user]]

Naah, my one chauffeur showed it to me, remember? XD

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Peter wrote: "I've watched les porn, but it wasn't my idea xD"

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[[deleted user]]

Peter wrote: "Naah, my one chauffeur showed it to me, remember? XD"

The concept of that FREAKS me out XD If anyone knew what went on in my incognito tabs I'd be screwed XD

[[deleted user]]

That's where I learnt about the double ended dildo xD

[[deleted user]]

Double ended dildo thats haunted us since XD

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Ayah {яαιѕє∂ σи яα∂ισ} wrote: "Peter wrote: "Naah, my one chauffeur showed it to me, remember? XD"

The concept of that FREAKS me out XD If anyone knew what went on in my incognito tabs I'd be screwed XD"

*ducks*
Incognito? Is this a set-up? I REFUSE to go back to Munich!

[[deleted user]]

Incognito tabs delete your browser history for you XD So nooope, no secret identities revealed, at least not tonight XD

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Ayah {яαιѕє∂ σи яα∂ισ} wrote: "Incognito tabs delete your browser history for you XD So nooope, no secret identities revealed, at least not tonight XD"

*stare*
Ohhhkay.
But I am WATCHING YOU.

[[deleted user]]

Stop watching porn now, Ayah xD

[[deleted user]]

Don't tell me how to live my life P XD

[[deleted user]]

Zombieslayer/Alienhunter{I wanna feel pride and shame} wrote: "Ayah {яαιѕє∂ σи яα∂ισ} wrote: "Incognito tabs delete your browser history for you XD So nooope, no secret identities revealed, at least not tonight XD"

*stare*
Ohhhkay.
But I am WATCHING YOU."

Watching me? With those undress-me eyes? Looking forward to it ;)

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Oh, good grief. XD
If we're still sisters, this is some SHIT right here.

[[deleted user]]

Incest is my favorite ;D

[[deleted user]]

You have enough to keep you entertained Ayah xD

[[deleted user]]

Mine too xD

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;)

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

*long yawn*
Okay, I need sleep.
I'll try to be on tomorrow night.

Z, out.

[[deleted user]]

Byeeeeee Z.

[[deleted user]]

Bye Z xD

Ayah >:D

[[deleted user]]

Awwwwww... No brother Sister time xD

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That parenthetical name tho XD

[[deleted user]]

I feel like I should do it xD

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Do it XD

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Just give me a while xD

[αѕɬяι∂]

Dang it people stop watching porn, watch corn

[[deleted user]]

omg stahp telling me to not watch porn, you people XD

[[deleted user]]

One moment xD

[[deleted user]]

Peter wrote: "One moment xD"

That statement was alarming. One moment until what? XD

[αѕɬяι∂]

what

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BAM

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in*

[[deleted user]]

Nice going, chop XD

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Damnit xD