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Jul 05, 2015 12:03AM
I love this xD I'm actually laughing irl xD
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@Ayah *nods* Exactly. Phew. I thought I was gonna end up on another neighborhood watch list.@Peter Aw, go shhh yourself.
ANOTHER WATCH LIST IM IN TEARS OMG
Ayah {яαιѕє∂ σи яα∂ισ} wrote: "ANOTHER WATCH LIST IM IN TEARS OMG"*serious look*
Why do you think we're moving?
Well personally I thought it was because Tony and Dez and Bernard (was it Bernard? Your dick?) needed new people to conquer :P
Ayah {яαιѕє∂ σи яα∂ισ} wrote: "Well personally I thought it was because Tony and Dez and Bernard (was it Bernard? Your dick?) needed new people to conquer :P"*dies laughing*
It was Algernon. XD
YES THAT WAS IT!!! Algernon and Jameson. Long names on purpose XDD
Ayah {яαιѕє∂ σи яα∂ισ} wrote: "YES THAT WAS IT!!! Algernon and Jameson. Long names on purpose XDD"(view spoiler)
If Jesus reads this journal we're all burning in hell XD
Except for me xD I'm innocent xD
Peter wrote: "Except for me xD I'm innocent xD"
;)
;)
Whoops, sorry, Peter. No more spoilers.@Ayah Well, doy. XD
Peter wrote: "I am innocent xD"I'm *pretty much* innocent.
I have done no naughty things with girls.
Peter you are NOT innocent. I'm willing to bet you ANYTHING that a girl gave you head a couple days ago XD
@Peter I was confused, cut me a break.@Ayah *eyes Peter* Uhhhh
Peter wrote: "Omg shut up Ayah xD"
Why? Something to hide? ;)
Why? Something to hide? ;)
What did you do with a boy Z? XD
Oh, relax, you're one of the most virgin people I know XD
Ayah {яαιѕє∂ σи яα∂ισ} wrote: "Peter wrote: "Omg shut up Ayah xD"Why? Something to hide? ;)"
*head shake*
I used to rant about my stupid love life in this journal.
Now it's WHAM! burning in hell. ZING! nonexistent wangs with names and, just when you think it's over...KAPOW, here's a double-ended dildo in your face!
*head shake*
Peter wrote: "What did you do with a boy Z? XD"We made out, I got felt up.
Meant absolutely nothing.
You just about summed up the influence Paz had on you XD
Ooooh a double ended dildo xD
@Ayah *nods* You guys really grew me up.@Peter Now who's the chop?
Dirty minded people rock czd
*ships a double ended dildo to Africa* XD
@Peter *rapid nods* Let's take over the world. @Ayah *puts a Playboy in box*
Omg if we take over the world can we execute the people I don't like? XD
Ayah {яαιѕє∂ σи яα∂ισ} wrote: "Omg if we take over the world can we execute the people I don't like? XD"Only if you promise to leave Dez Bryant alone.
*winces* Fine, but we've gotta get rid of allllll the Packers.
Ayah {яαιѕє∂ σи яα∂ισ} wrote: "*winces* Fine, but we've gotta get rid of allllll the Packers."*nods*
Good that.
And the Bears! And certain individuals who's names we cross out in blood red marker!
Why are you sending me dildos? XD
Ayah {яαιѕє∂ σи яα∂ισ} wrote: "And the Bears! And certain individuals who's names we cross out in blood red marker!"*rapid nods*
And certain individuals will be tortured.
With fire.
And a constant loop of Glee.
Peter wrote: "Why are you sending me dildos? XD"Why not?
Zombieslayer/Alienhunter{I wanna feel pride and shame} wrote: "Ayah {яαιѕє∂ σи яα∂ισ} wrote: "And the Bears! And certain individuals who's names we cross out in blood red marker!"
*rapid nods*
And certain individuals will be tortured.
With fire.
And a constan..."
Bamboo shoved under fingernails, can't forget that XD
*rapid nods*
And certain individuals will be tortured.
With fire.
And a constan..."
Bamboo shoved under fingernails, can't forget that XD
P, you know you want them XD
What am I supposed to do? XD
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