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Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments Bored. Stole this from Ayah who stole it from her friend.
Deal with it.

1.Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Ideally? Singing heavy metal with my own band, having a book written about me and with legions of fans singing along to songs I wrote.
Realistically?
Fighting through my first few years as a police officer in Houston or Austin, trying my damnedest not to shoot anybody.

2.Do you want to get married?
I think I do. Since, you know, it's about to be LEGAL in the state I was BORN in!!!

3.Do you want to have children?
Eh, I go back and forth. I like the idea of having sons so I can name them after Roger Staubach and Troy Aikman, but then I know if I had daughters they'd be like me.
I'm ever gonna PHYSICALLY have a child. Their other mama can deal with that bullshit.
Boy has my brother's name as his middle name, that's my only request.

4.Do you want to move? If yes, where?
To Corpus Christi, then Austin.

5.How does your dream house look like?
It's a two-story in the Dallas burbs with a few dogs in the backyard and a black Mustang GT in the driveway.

6.What is your dream job?
Besides heavy metal singer? Writer or cartoonist, I guess.

7.What are five things you want to do before you die?
1. See London.
2. Meet my best friends from GR.
3. Make up with my brother.
4. Meet Brent Smith and tell him his music drives my world.
5. Ah, shit. this last one always gets me.
Tell a giant crowd of people to suck it.

8.Are you scared of the future?
Not really. I have a lot of shit I wanna do, some stuff that's planned out, but I try like hell to live by 'burn that bridge when you get to it' mentality.
That's future-me's problem.
I don't envy that bitch.

9.What’s your biggest dream you would like to achive in life?
Two words.
HEAVY. METAL.

10.What would be the ideal age for you to die?
Shit, man, I don't know. I try NOT to think about dying.


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments Ayah {Born and raised in South Detroit} wrote: "Tell it to stay back, I like it XD"

I am yelling like a drill sergeant at this connection to stay on.
I don't know if it's working, but it sure is fun.


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PAZZZZZZZZ


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments Ayah {Born and raised in South Detroit} wrote: "PAZZZZZZZZ"

Siiiiii.


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Yayyyy!!!


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XD


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments Evidently, I have to 'master the finer plain of the English language' before I learn Spanish.


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Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments Saw this on DA and now it's stuck in my head so I'm doing it.
Sorry, not sorry. The journal system on DA is seriously jacked up, so I write most of my crap in this one.

Movies:
Star Wars, Total Recall, (1989) Guardians of the Galaxy, Iron Man, The Avengers, Re-Animator, Saw, Silent Hill, Spirited Away, 9, The Evil Dead, (1981) Nightmare on Elm Street, (1984) School of Rock, Almost Famous, Edge of Tomorrow, Oblivion, Raging Bull, Rocky, Dirty Harry.

Books:
Christine, Pet Semetery, Desperation, The Dresden Files, Odd Thomas, The Strain, Rot and Ruin, The Maze Runner, Asylum, Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer.

Comics:
Kick-Ass, Locke and Key, Life in Hell, Zits, DC Earth One, Guardians of the Galaxy, anything by Ben Templesmith or Steve Niles.

TV:
Law and Order: SUV, The Big Bang Theory, The Odd Couple, a bunch of reality challenge shows on Syfy.

Cartoons/anime:
(currently running)
Regular Show, Steven Universe, Family Guy, American Dad, Bojack Horseman, Micheko and Hatchin, Gravity Falls (shut up, shut up, I'm way behind! I need to catch up on Kisscartoon).
Cancelled/completed:
Good Vibes, Teen Titans, Samurai Jack, Black Lagoon, Space Dandy, Cowboy Bebop, Sym-Bionic Titan, Venture Bros, Recess, Beavis and Butthead, Over the Garden Wall, Codename Kids Next Door, Amazing Spiez, Xiolon Showdown.


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments I'm in love with an angel...Heaven forbid.
Made me a believer...With the touch of her skin.
I'd go to hell and back for you, still lost in what we found.
Worlds apart we were the same, until you hit the ground.
Maybe I'm crazy, maybe I'm weak, maybe I'm blinded by what I see. You wanted a soldier, but it wasn't me. 'Cause I could never set you free.
So fly-yyyy on your own.
It's time I let ya go.

<33333
Falling back in love with Theory of a Deadman.


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McCoy


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JD McCoy?


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments Ayah {Born and raised in South Detroit} wrote: "JD McCoy?"

Err, should I know who what is?
It's from that line in Cowboy. 'Kid rock and I'm the real McCoy'. :D


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OH! *facepalm* I have Friday Night Lights on the brain...


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments XD
S'alright.
Dude, I haven't seen that since I was like eight.


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I was referencing the FNL tv show but the movie, my gosh, it's amazing.


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments Ayah {Born and raised in South Detroit} wrote: "I was referencing the FNL tv show but the movie, my gosh, it's amazing."

Haven't seen the show, EVER, I don't think.
I remember I liked the movie a lot, though. :P
My brother thought he was this badass football player, so he watched it A LOT.


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The show is freaking amazing. I fell in love with no joke almost every boy on the show. Tim and Jason and Hastings and Vince and Smash and Luke....<33333

And your brother and I have something in common, it seems. XD


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments Eh, wish I could relate. XD

God, Clint was so awful. I tried to tell him he was too scrawny and ate too many Twinkies and smoked too much to be anything that RESEMBLED a quarterback, but did he listen?
Offff course not.
Dude thought he was a peewee Troy Aikman or something.


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OH YEAH! Damn it, I actually forgot for a second there XD Um, Julie's annoying as shit but Tyra's awesome, and she's pretty I guess? Lyla too. And Devon's lesbian too.

Clint and I have SO MUCH in common then. I weigh about 100 pounds And I'm practically bedridden with health issues but I'm still set on my dreams on becoming a pro line backer XD


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments XD S'alright.
I'll watch it when we move and get Netflix.

No, you do not. Clint's a spectacular dipshit.
I love him, (well, you have THAT in common) but he's such a moron.
Hey, if someone as clumsy and gawky as I am can box, there's no doubt in my mind someone like you could be a line backer.


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She's waiting >:) http://dmv.barstoolsports.com/files/2...

Hey, I've got my dumb moments too, don't worry XD
And maybe :P Doubtful, but maybe.


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments Holy cornbread. 0_____0
Wait, what was I talkin' about?


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Her name's Lyla Garrity. I figured she was your type, pale skin and dark hair. And she's from Texas too XD


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments Holy jalapeno cornbread, Batman.


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Someone's smitten XD


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments Haha. XD Guilty.
As always.

Anyway, check this out.
This is the only man I will ever madly in love with.
You know, in love in the sense I wish he was real so I could chase demons and runaway entropy curses with him.
http://img.abicko.cz/img/5/full/13552...

THIS is the guy the Dresden Files is about.
My advice, don't watch a second of the TV show. It sucked.


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That's Harry?


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments Ayah {Born and raised in South Detroit} wrote: "https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/...

http://joyhog.com/wp-content/uploads/...

http://imgs.mi9.com/uploads/female-ce......"


OH HOLY GHOST PENIS.
Annnnd just like that I'm dead.


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*pokes you with a double ended dildo* Still alive?


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments Ayah {Born and raised in South Detroit} wrote: "That's Harry?"

Si, I think so.
He's the dude from the cover of book 2.
Tall, pale, dark hair.
If it weren't for the penis I'd be his.


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He's dark and brooding XD


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Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments *sits up*
I think so. Now put that thing away, people will get ideas.

And about Harry? I know. <33 He's hilarious, too.


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*puts it away* Wouldn't want anyone thinking anything like that XD

I still haven't picked up the book yet :/ I'm too lazy to ask for a ride… give it a few days XD


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments *shakes head*
No es bueno.

Haha, I'd wait an eternity to convert a Dresdenite. >:)


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English?

I feel like this is what happened with Bad Bitches… one second I'm just Ayah and the next I'm a part of some type of cult.


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments Sorry, my bad. XD I said 'no, that wouldn't be good'.
I think,

*Halloween horror house music.*
Oh, no, no. Nothing of the sort.
We're a group of people who strongly enjoy the writings of Jim Butcher...And we sometimes collect his hair.
SOMETIMES.


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments Also, Mei started Bad Bitches.
I'm a core member, not a founder.


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I'm scared.


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Zombieslayer/Alienhunter{I'm the real McCoy} wrote: "Also, Mei started Bad Bitches.
I'm a core member, not a founder."


Righttttt


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments Ayah {Born and raised in South Detroit} wrote: "I'm scared."

*pats head*
Don't be. I know for a fact the Dresdenites aren't any more hostile than the Potterheads.
I was fan-mauled by Potterheads once.
I thought Ron and Hermione were brother and sister...
And I said it out loud.
DID NOT end well. XD


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Z WHAT THE HELL.


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THAT WOULD BE INCEST


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READ THE BOOKS.


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ILL TAPE THEM TO YOUR FACE


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments I REALIZED MY MISTAKE WHEN THE GIRL I WAS TALKING TO STARTED READING THE DAMN THING TO ME.

I KNOW THAT NOW! I DIDN'T KNOW THE SITCH.

I PROBABLY WILL.

I AM NOT AFRAID TO RIGHT-HOOK YOU!

We done with the yelling now?


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GOOD. SHES A GOOD POTTERHEAD. SHE DESERVES A BADGE OF HONOR.

YOU BETTER READ THEM.

AND YOU WOULDNT DARE RIGHT HOOK ME. IM YOUR CUTE NATTIE CORNBREAD.


I suppose so...


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments Are you kidding? This chick was a psycho!
In her defense, I WAS trying to pick her up, so....


Well, you're right. I *probably* wouldn't right hook you.
Maybe I'd just tie you up in a small room while a stereo played the Dresden Files audio editions.


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Well she should be honored XD


Oh, I'm sure you'd loveeeeee to have me tied up XD


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments Oh. Wow. Okay, I'm gonna pretend you didn't put that idea in my head.
Tying for pleasure is SO not my thing.


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